What are the best LeBron James jokes?

[GTS925]

Why does LeBron only order boneless Chicken wings?

Because he has a tendency to choke.

Did you hear about the Papa John's franchise LeBron opened in Miami?

It went out of business because LeBron couldn't deliver.

Why does the news not report about Lebron's 4th quarter performance?

Because it's "pointless".

Have you heard of Lebron James?

Hmmm...no...sorry...that name doesn't have a ring to it.

Why should Lebron try hockey?

Because there are only 3 periods in hockey. Any other jokes?

LeBron did indeed get a ring?

He went to Jared.

"If you ask LeBron James to break a dollar, he'll only give you 75 cents," he said. "Why? Because he never has the fourth quarter."

Anything else?

[GTS925]

What does Lebron and fog have in common?

They both disappear in the Dallas Heat.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?


Because he didn't show up for the finals.

[GTS925]

Is Lebron's favorite video game Sonic The Hedgehog?

He can have all the rings he wants

[xpo276]

Have you heard about the Lebron James' phone?

It only vibrates because it has no ring

[FishFace5]

I heard one on espn radio this morning that was based on the "most interesting man in the world" beer commericals.

"I dont always miss shots, but when i do, I prefer for the game to be on the line."

[onlooker]

Wow. What a surprise? Another Lebron thread.

[kobefanatic]

[GTS925]

More good jokes.

[jcygts6]

Funny haha

[jhack704]

thats funny shit

[slimstevie]

Yesterday was Lebron James day in Cleveland. All schools let the students leave 12 mins early

[scholesy]

lol some funny stuff here

[CaptainPrice]

Never enough

[GTS925]

Should Obama legalize Gay marriage?

So that LeBron can finally get married and get a ring?

[GTS925]

Did you know that right now there is a village in some poor remote part of the world where all the village people are walking around in Miami Heat championship hats and shirts?

Pro sports teams go into every championship game with victory hat/shirts already printed. The losing teams shirts are donated to a 3rd world country.

[Living The Dream]

This thread has been saved in my favorites

[The Special One]

Yesterday was Lebron James day in Cleveland. All schools let the students leave 12 mins early

smooth.

[suicidekings]

EVERYONE is punking him now...

[GTS925]

Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography?

He's still stuck on the title!

[FilletMaster]

haha thanks for the laughs. good stuff.

[Gtawatson]

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[Living The Dream]

Why can't Lebron James write his Auto-Biography?

He's still stuck on the title!

[WarEagle205]

I saw Lebron before the game and I asked him for a dollar. He gave me 75 cents. I said "where's the rest?" he said "I dont have a 4th quarter"!

[BookieOweMe]

LOL SUCH jokes

[PlatinumBerg]

Hilarious jokes. I wonder if LeBron thrives on the hate or if it actually hurts him and he cries himself to sleep at night...

[GunShard]

[GTS925]

I was taking a test in class yesterday and my professor told me to put my phone on "LeBron mode". When I asked him what that was his reply came "No Ring."

[GTS925]

His real name is LeBron Ames. Because he has no J's.

[kobefanatic]

His real name is LeBron Ames. Because he has no J's.

TheThreeKings might cry after seeing all these jokes

[xpo276]

Darko Milicic was selected 2nd behind Lebron James. In his rookie year, he wins his very first ring.

[PlatinumBerg]

Originally Posted by GTS925
His real name is LeBron Ames. Because he has no J's.


This same joke was said about Jason Kidd.

[marcoloco]

jokes are always good, most really arent that funny but good for a chuckle

[plzkthx]

these are pretty good.

[Dharmonize]

These jokes are funny as hell But still, don´t be mistaken, he´ll get his ring(s) in the end. (not that it matters to me).