Attn Boston Monkeys: Laying points in Pacer City? You best bring corn chowdah, Pal

[Whippit]

Pacers +5.5

This mite be the only time all season I'm willing to risk valuables on the Pacers.....plus points, of course

Coach O'Brien, Larry Birdman, Dunleavy Jr....you just name the dysfunctionality & I'll name you an Indiana player, coach, or GM who made it happen. These guys are bloody effin awful ever since Reggie Miller used to get hard-ons during interviews with his own sister. Sick bastard.

Indiana's got big problems, and there's no sign the city itself can continue supporting the Pacers long term.

First, Danica Patrick bolts Indy for NASCAR. That's a big problem.

Next, the shit hits the fan when high fructose corn syrup is proven to feed cancer cells. Toss in the whitecoat GMO labrats dicking around with Indiana's cash crops. I seriously wouldn't feed that shit to the illegal Mexicans outside mowing my lawn right now.

I mean, how long can you expect Orville Reddenbocker to carry Indiana on his back? Popcorn is a tasty treat, but today's kids demand more. Indiana's going down the effin cornhole, pal, ask anybody. Pretty soon the entire Detroit/Indiana/Cleveland metro cesspool is gonna be sold off to China. From Corntown to Chinatown. From Motown to Chinatown. Pretty effin sad to watch America's Heartland disintegrate while we place bets & upload gay porn.

BTW, Boston's laying too many points. Birdman & O'Brien got a score to settle with Danny Boy Ainge. Expect Pacers to suit up & play tonite, they mite even steal this game straight up. Boston's already minus Rondo, and they're road record's gonna take a dent. Things are ripe to even out a bit for Boston on the road, and remember you heard it here first.

Take the points with Indiana, and tell your bookie he's a boy playing a man's game. Tell em he's renting your money, and now you want it back with interest. Bet strong & confident here, drag your guy through the mud a little. Then after it's over, cash that ticket proud & tell em the Whipster sent ya.

[Mikail]

Sounds good brah. I like it.

[Whippit]

gonna nail this, Mikail. I can feel it.

[ShogunRua]

Love these posts, but it seems we are always on different sides. I got Boston early at 4.5, and with the way they have been playing lately, I don't see them losing 2 straight here. They are still pissed about losing at Orlando a few days ago. Plus, they beat Indiana pretty easily a little over a week ago and Rondo was out for that game too. BOL to you though.

[Snowball]

may the best team cover
corn chowder is for hicks

[raiders510]

haha, i like the humour here. Nice write up bro

[Manaconda]

no way the pacers cover

[thedrifter]

Pacers wont be able to cover tonight sorry... Granger has been shooting piss poor lately and doesnt help to go aginst a boston team.

[Snowball]

hoping for big game from Jermaine O'Neal
visiting the place he had so much success
in his early career.

[Whippit]

statement game for indiana

now lets bring it home, boys

[Mikail]

we are looking good early here. Let's hope the Pacers don't fall off now.

[larry040681]

with interest!!!

[sharper2]

looking good, hope it holds on for you

[Snowball]

best part was when Pierce chased the ball to knock it back
in bounds.. then fell into the crowd and took a swig from this woman's water bottle.
then his dunk and 3-pt late in junk time
havin fun "giving the game what it needs"

[larry040681]

guess we gotta move on...

[hawley]

love your write up

shame about the result

[ShogunRua]

They hung in there for 3 quarters. But then they did what bad teams do. Complete meltdown in the 4th quarter.

[Whippit]

had the right side, that's what counts

[Bostongambler]

If you had the right side you would of won. Whippit real good.

[larry040681]

we are about to cash in... then the bookie change his mind and said maybe next time..

[Whippit]

If you had the right side you would of won. Whippit real good.

wrong band, pal, its pushit real good

start using spellcheck when you poast in my threads or gtfo

right side don't always win but amateurs don't seem to get that

[Bostongambler]

Celts were the play tonight from many a synd., just cuz the Pacers played them tough for 3 quarters doesn't mean they were the right side there Einstein.

[Bostongambler]

had the right side, that's what counts

HUH????????????????/

Counting the GREEN is ALL that counts there Einstein.

[Whippit]

listen up, buttercup

it's percentage game....not just zero and a hundred, but all them numbers in between,too

if you wanna see green my advice is keep lifting mommy's purse....let's not pretend she wasn't prepping to clean yer drawers after Q3

you got bailed out, captain, had yer slippery li'l shriveled up balls nailed to the wall right before luck bailed you out

it happens

[Bostongambler]

Your new name is AC. As in Assclown. It fits u well.

Lesson 101. You actually should of learned this in 10th grade last year AC. Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. So if you are telling me that one of the top 3 teams in the league were "Lucky", well I am afraid I might have to rename you to SAC. Super Ass Clown.

[Bostongambler]

You remind me of the other woman out here who get all excited when there baseball team gets a 3-0 lead in the 3rd inning and start counting there money. You got to play 9.

In this case you have to play 4 quarters. But keep thinking a 12 point defeat (When u were getting 5.5) is the "right side"

[Whippit]

that's right buttercup, that was like being up 3-zip in 3rd inning....

check Q4 odds & compare to game line

were you beaten with the moran stick?

[Bostongambler]

You are a funny woman there assclown.

You start out this post talking about Larry Bird, Dana Patrick and other names that have nothing to do with the game tonight. They you state bet Indy and tell your bookie assclown sent you. Oh, and then what happens?

Your team plays them tight for 3 quarters and then the far superior comes back in the 4th quarter and wins going away. ( This only happens every night in the NBA, so it wasn't hard to believe it would happen) And then you say you are on the right side. Oh wait, sorry, you said being on the right side is all that matters.

Be a stand up woman and say you were on the WRONG side and quit making excuses.

But you won't. Like most woman you will argue some point that has nothing to do with the outcome.