Miami Heat had a players only meeting after Dallas loss

[LordVodka]

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/sports/heat/commentary-miami-heats-players-only-meeting-likely-to-1079257.html

Spolestra is gone by the end of the week.

[Jive]

Aw, they are just tanking on purpose under the orders of Commander Pat Riley. He brought those guys in and wants to coach 'em up, but he needs an excuse to fire Spoelstra. So the Heat players are faking injury (Miller & Haslem), tanking games (Wade), and shaving points while having money on the other side (Bosh).

See, I have it all figured out. And when Riley takes over, they still won't be able to beat the Celtics or Lakers in a series. Bad, bad, bad matchups.

[Wilforth]

Aw, they are just tanking on purpose under the orders of Commander Pat Riley. He brought those guys in and wants to coach 'em up, but he needs an excuse to fire Spoelstra. So the Heat players are faking injury (Miller & Haslem), tanking games (Wade), and shaving points while having money on the other side (Bosh).

See, I have it all figured out. And when Riley takes over, they still won't be able to beat the Celtics or Lakers in a series. Bad, bad, bad matchups.

I love this.

[mann2chc]

Until the Heat get a respectable point guard,dont expect too much outta them... No structure on offense leads Wade and LeBron to go one on one when they have the ball... This experiment needs to be scrapped and Riley needs to stay where he is bc he's not the answer... Simply install an offense that has at least 3 people touching the ball before the ball is launched

[GTS925]

I have a friend who works for the American Airlines Center in Dallas & who was hiding in an undisclosed part of the locker room. During the official "players only" meeting that took place after the loss to the Mavs on Sat. (11/27/2010). Here it is you got it exclusively from yours truly enjoy!

* Players Only Meeting

Wade: (Bashes hand up aganist the locker) Guys, whats going on?!

LeBron: Well I think I speak for everyone when.....

House: (Interjects & mumbles underneather his breath quickly) No you dont n1gga!

LeBron: Like I said, I think I speak for everyone when I say; man we need a new coach!

All: (except for Bosh who is eating his Cheetos & listening to his ipod) Yeah, yeah we do!

Wade: (Looking puzzeled & shaking his head) Bosh, Bosh, Bosh.

Bosh: (Listening to Rihanna's "Only Girl in the World" on his ipod) And you make me feel like, like
I'm the only girl in the world. And that you make me feel...

Wade: (Throws paper at him to get his attention) Bosh!

Bosh: (Takes out his earphone) Whats up?!

LeBron: A meeting right now is "whats up?!"

Bosh: Wheres the rest of the coaching staff?!

All: Its a players only meeting!

Wade: What do you think, do we need a new coach?! Thats the question.

Bosh: Look, Im down for it. But it cant be Old Man Riles. Look I just want to chill, relax, eat the Cheetos & listen to my homegirl Rihanna on my ipod.

LeBron: Yeah Bosh has a point, Rihanna's new single is banging! Anyone agree

All: (Shouting in approval) Oh yeah!

LeBron: Look Wade, if Riley comes downstairs for "good", imagine the workouts. I mean if you guys think that coach Spo is working us hard, then we havent seen anything yet! Anyone agree?!

All: I agree.....

Wade: Look guys, we got to somehow turn it around. Is it me or am I the only one who feels like were the laughing stock of the league?!

House: (Once again interjects & mumbles underneather his breath quickly) No its you n1gga!

LeBron: Look, theres only aside from us, what?! 6 or 7 teams that are actually real contenders to the title. Lets take care fo the ones that are not & see where the dice rolls ok?! Everyone agree?!

All: Agree (Except Wade)

LeBron: Well you lost 14-1 vote. Meeting is over with. (Shakes hands with Wade & leans over to whisper to him) It's my team now b.1.t.c.h! Anyone wanna go to the club?!

All: Yeah!

LeBron: Thanks for calling the meeting Wade, we love you! But I gotta go mark my new clothing line tonight, hope to see you there!

[apwmel]

Every team goes through these tough times over a season. The Lakers had a meltdown vs. Utah and let Indiana come into Staples last night and beat them down. If that was the Heat, it would have lead sportscenter. The Heat will get better and be there in the end.

[nulldah]

I thought riley will only take over when the team is already on good track

[panik]

Pound the HEat against the Wiz. Cuz I will.

[lolbear]

I thought lebron james doesn't shake hands

[nbarlotta3]

No point guard and no big man is a formula for disaster.

[Nookx]

no point guard, no big man, no heart.

[Bradyd]

Every team goes through these tough times over a season. The Lakers had a meltdown vs. Utah and let Indiana come into Staples last night and beat them down. If that was the Heat, it would have lead sportscenter. The Heat will get better and be there in the end.

Your comment isn't allow in this thread. It makes too much sense. And we all know that sense is the last thing displayed or wanted in these Miami threads....

[jollyoscars]

probably to talk about what heartless scum they all are

[BettingWizard]

No point guard and no big man is a formula for disaster.

signed, the Chicago Bulls

it's all chemistry and the players having resentment toward the coach

[hoya]

Lebron and Wade is a just a bad fit. I'm still surprised they couldn't see that.

[LordVodka]

We all knew the coach was a goner before the season even started.