Wild and Warm Wednesday on the road......... Cali here I come!!!

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  • Philly-Pride33
    SBR MVP
    • 12-18-13
    • 1366

    #1
    Wild and Warm Wednesday on the road......... Cali here I come!!!
    Morning to all my fans out there across this great nation! Re -cap of last night.. 2-0 + $ 2,900 dollars I won the under in NY-Pistons game for $ 900 then won the Grizzlies + 5.5 for $ 2,000. I saw my great pal Rudy last night and gave him his 200 K back all in one piece. He wasn't concerned one bit he muttered after I put it back on the kitchen table. He said..Sammy, you got all the brains and brawn to beat the system and the heart of 2 cat-like Koalas so I knew you'd return my money. I hugged that man with all I had and thanked him for helping me when I really needed it the most. His wife came down the stairs moments later in her pink satin nighty and she had a cigarette in her mouth and a smile as wise as a piece of Texas toast .. I gave her a big bear hug and she offered to make me breakfast.. I got to Houston at about 4:30am.. Long drive and now headed to California to meet my blushing beautiful beast of a wife by tomorrow ! I love the open road and I expect to meet some interesting folks along the way.. I'll be back later when I stop for lunch and then when I arrive in LA. I got my eye on 2 plays this night and I should go 2-0 again.. Before I go I really must finish my story about the vixen and yours truly from the other night at the black jack table... So, last we left off I was in the restroom pissing my sorrows away and calling my wife to pronounce my undying love to her.. I walked out and waited for Vanessa. At first I really thought she took off and was just being really flirty and coy.. Finally what seemed like a eternity my eyes lit up faster than Julia Roberts could run away at the alter in "Run away Bride" I looked to my left and Vanessa was even more beautiful and sexy than I had imagined. We walked out the casino doors liked we owned the place. She said hey, lets take my car...I was like good.. I don't have a car.. She had this green 2012 Lexus, really slick and cute.. just like her neck bone.. I was nervous as hell to be in a car at night in Vegas with this sultry Seville of a sempstress. She turns on the radio to this hip-hop station and we both bust a move gyrating our heads like we are somebody.. blaring vibrations surround her car and we stop at a red light and she gently leans her head towards my manly face. I say hey, Vanessa we're both married and I do like you but I really can't do this. The look that encompasses her jowls are literally sadden ridden.. I pat her head lightly and say we can still spend the night together just no hokey pokey.. She briefly smiles and says sure baby whatever you're comfortable with. The song goes quiet and she turns down the volumes to say.. you're so damn hot! I look back and laugh out loud.. I'm not hot but I am nice and sweet, maybe that's why you adore the shit out of me.. Oh and I can rock & shock with the best of them on a warm summer night on the sidewalk of life! She turns down this windy street and its a dark and deserted road for sure.. she pulls off to the side of the road.. I look at her right away.. Vanessa, whats up? She said Sammy.. I want you.. I wanted you from the second you sat down at my black jack table. My heart is pounding to the beat of an old Fiona Apple song. I grab her right wrist and caress it openly and thoroughly, she puts her skin-like hands through my hair like she is looking for her lipstick. I lean closer wanting.. waiting for her to freaking kiss my warm yet dry lips already.. I think of my wife every step of the way..yet I still want these lips all over my facial figures and I know she wants my hands to handle with her care just like UPS would with my wife's QVC packages. I cant help it.. Am I really a cheater.. Can I not have will power and say no.. Why must I give into temptation and please her every burning sensual desire.. I say I love u in my head to my wife and say sorry over and over again.. then with all my might like a dog that see's his morning grub smack there on the floor.. I kiss her with all my lips and it feels so incredible.. I'm officially a bad husband.. I want to stop but I cant.. she's loving it to the max and all I feel around my love handles is her warm, graceful hands rubbing me up and down my inner thigh.. Our faces are smashed together like 2 pieces of rye nestled in between some ham and cheese. Our tongues dance and prance for what seemed liked hours.. I finally pull away and say OK, OK. We have to stop. I'll finish the rest of the story later I promise. I gotta get back on the road to LA.. will be there by 6am tomorrow morning. Sammy will ride high again tonight for all of you and win EVERY bet he makes.. LET THE SUN SHINE ALL UPON YOU!!!
  • NavsPicks
    SBR MVP
    • 10-16-12
    • 3344

    #2
    I wonder how people can lie so much sometimes... I would get tired of trying to impress a forum filled with gambling males.. But you NOOOPE keep sucking our dicks hoping for approval.
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    • pulledclear
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-19-12
      • 6684

      #3
      That is some life writing all that nonsense. Helen is very proud and dead.
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      • RollinDo
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-04-13
        • 13322

        #4
        This keeps getting better and better Philly Cheesesteak! I can't stop laughing!
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        • Philly-Pride33
          SBR MVP
          • 12-18-13
          • 1366

          #5
          Originally posted by NavsPicks
          I wonder how people can lie so much sometimes... I would get tired of trying to impress a forum filled with gambling males.. But you NOOOPE keep sucking our dicks hoping for approval.
          I had to pull over to comment.. First of all Keith, Why would I lie on here.. give me 3 reasons.. secondly.. Who am I trying to impress.. guys on their laptops... If you really think my life has come to that.. Good luck to ya. I come here just like I came to Covers.com to tell my story and of course win big bets.. I think I pretty much accomplished them both..and them some. You go back to your life and maybe one day your mind could be on my level..
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          • Philly-Pride33
            SBR MVP
            • 12-18-13
            • 1366

            #6
            Originally posted by RollinDo
            This keeps getting better and better Philly Cheesesteak! I can't stop laughing!
            I know you all love my work and that's why I keep telling my life to you all and give you my miraculous plays to boot.. I could see if I was some hack and couldn't pick a winner to save my soul.. this guy comes here bright and early every freaking day to expound and explode my expertise on all of you..
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            • Philly-Pride33
              SBR MVP
              • 12-18-13
              • 1366

              #7
              Originally posted by pulledclear
              That is some life writing all that nonsense. Helen is very proud and dead.
              Helen Virgina Morse is alive and well.. she'll turn the glistening age of 95 this January 31st.
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              • NavsPicks
                SBR MVP
                • 10-16-12
                • 3344

                #8
                Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                I had to pull over to comment.. First of all Keith, Why would I lie on here.. give me 3 reasons.. secondly.. Who am I trying to impress.. guys on their laptops... If you really think my life has come to that.. Good luck to ya. I come here just like I came to Covers.com to tell my story and of course win big bets.. I think I pretty much accomplished them both..and them some. You go back to your life and maybe one day your mind could be on my level..
                Lol all those " if I lose I'm out" threads were all lies... Why? Because u wanted attention if you won. Why are you still here? Because you have no life.. Keep Tryna convince yourself that your better than everyone else that'll get you far in life Forsure
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                • Philly-Pride33
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-18-13
                  • 1366

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NavsPicks
                  Lol all those " if I lose I'm out" threads were all lies... Why? Because u wanted attention if you won. Why are you still here? Because you have no life.. Keep Tryna convince yourself that your better than everyone else that'll get you far in life Forsure
                  My life has gone far.. I made those threads just to make some noise and invoke chatter.. guess you're not an entertainer like myself.. I'm a writer, actor, and world class capper.... all facts documented in life and in the eyes of the beholder...
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                  • solman
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 03-05-12
                    • 264

                    #10
                    Hum Ok lets get this straight. You drove for over 20 hours from Nevada to Texas. Now you are going to drive to California the next day for another 20 hours +. Lets think about this for a minute. Let me guess, you used to be a truck driver and you can drive 20+ hours every day with limited rest. You are like a machine. A truck driving, high rolling machine with the sunshine trying to shine on you, in your moms basement. Do I have this correct? Am i just a getting all your stories jumbled up from your 1000 posts on all aspects of this forum begging for attention. Am i to be jealous of you and your high rolling, truck driving lifestyle? When I am in Philly and you are in your Moms pizza shop making pizzas, dont burn my pizza kid, OK?
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                    • NJcap
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-30-13
                      • 1381

                      #11
                      yea didn't u just win like 200k why da fuk aren't u flying first class lol
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                      • pulledclear
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-19-12
                        • 6684

                        #12
                        Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.
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                        • Philly-Pride33
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-18-13
                          • 1366

                          #13
                          Coming at ya from elegant Grants, New Mexico.. Long drive but well worth it because I'll see my Bride Dawn tomorrow morning. I haven't see her in over a week and a half.. I'm at at good eatery now its called First street Cafe.. I ordered the BLT on rye with french fries and a bowl of soup. This long journey has been soul searching for me as well. I have to tell Dawn about my passionate kiss to Vanessa and that's not going to be easy. I hope she can forgive me.. It was just a moment of weakness. Anyway while I have time I'll give you all my plays. As you all know and can see I am the absolute king of picking unders! Had 2 last night.. one in CBB and one in NBA. First play is Brooklyn Nets +6 for $ 1,700 and my final play and sure fire winner.. Yes its an under.. I seek this out like no other that has come before me.. It took me over 7 and a half years to build my system to locate an under that wants to be given a chance.. I take chances.. I take the books dough.. I take out the trash.. and best of all... I take out my unleashed fury out for all to see. Lakers-Rockets UNDER 213 for $ 3,500 dollars Sammy has spoken
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                          • pulledclear
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-19-12
                            • 6684

                            #14
                            Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.
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                            • solman
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 03-05-12
                              • 264

                              #15
                              There is no way this can be. Think about what you are saying. Grants New Mexico is 14 hours from Houston. So if you got into Houston at 4:30 am then how can you already be in Grants New Mexico? Wait a minute, Rudy gave you a Ferrari to drive and that has cut hours from you drive. Ok I get it. How do you go from wagering 100K to 1K? Come on man, just give us the plays, not the BS.
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                              • ZP3
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 03-19-13
                                • 81

                                #16
                                Guys he's a fiction writer, let him be! This shit entertains me daily while I'm on the toilet. All of you getting upset about it is far more pathetic than the man himself.
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                                • pulledclear
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-19-12
                                  • 6684

                                  #17
                                  Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.
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                                  • Philly-Pride33
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-18-13
                                    • 1366

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by solman
                                    There is no way this can be. Think about what you are saying. Grants New Mexico is 14 hours from Houston. So if you got into Houston at 4:30 am then how can you already be in Grants New Mexico? Wait a minute, Rudy gave you a Ferrari to drive and that has cut hours from you drive. Ok I get it. How do you go from wagering 100K to 1K? Come on man, just give us the plays, not the BS.
                                    First of all I said Houston to give a basic landmark.. I don't have to give Rudy's exact town.. I ate in New Mexico..I'm sorry if your math doesn't equal the real world... The fact that you took the time to look it up shows me how much power I have over you...
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                                    • Philly-Pride33
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-18-13
                                      • 1366

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ZP3
                                      Guys he's a fiction writer, let him be! This shit entertains me daily while I'm on the toilet. All of you getting upset about it is far more pathetic than the man himself.
                                      Some guys understand what I am all about...
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                                      • Gopi-1
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 01-27-10
                                        • 952

                                        #20
                                        He thinks his blooming bride is real...


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                                        • PhilTheTHRILL
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-07-13
                                          • 1169

                                          #21
                                          Okay Philly, I have to admit. I'm entertained now. Good luck with your picks bro.
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                                          • Philly-Pride33
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-18-13
                                            • 1366

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PhilTheTHRILL
                                            Okay Philly, I have to admit. I'm entertained now. Good luck with your picks bro.
                                            Thanks, my job is complete.. at least for today.. good luck to you too!
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                                            • RollinDo
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-04-13
                                              • 13322

                                              #23
                                              People are looking at me funny as I'm ROFL on the train. You ask why and I'll tell you because that's what I'm all about -the real deal showstopper thumper of a cap - gun capper dawg!

                                              Ok...back to rizality.

                                              That one was for my little pizza dough bro Philly Steak Sunshine and his wittiful posts...you go Doughboy bro! You go! Drive with caution...proceed with pizzazz!
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                                              • Philly-Pride33
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-18-13
                                                • 1366

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RollinDo
                                                People are looking at me funny as I'm ROFL on the train. You ask why and I'll tell you because that's what I'm all about -the real deal showstopper thumper of a cap - gun capper dawg!

                                                Ok...back to rizality.

                                                That one was for my little pizza dough bro Philly Steak Sunshine and his wittiful posts...you go Doughboy bro! You go! Drive with caution...proceed with pizzazz!
                                                That was pretty funny.. Hope you were laughing on the train... I do make people laugh and best of all... I bring the sunshine!
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                                                • flyingcarbs
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 12-28-13
                                                  • 278

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by NavsPicks
                                                  I wonder how people can lie so much sometimes... I would get tired of trying to impress a forum filled with gambling males.. But you NOOOPE keep sucking our dicks hoping for approval.
                                                  It's called Narcissistic personality disorder or NPD and one of the symptoms is pathological lying. At first I assumed Sammy was just trolling but after several dozen posts it's quite obvious that he's afflicted by this mental illness...sad really.
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                                                  • ZP3
                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                    • 03-19-13
                                                    • 81

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                                                    Some guys understand what I am all about...
                                                    Lol I got you Sunshine, keep doing yo thing
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                                                    • solman
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 03-05-12
                                                      • 264

                                                      #27
                                                      [QUOTE=Philly-Pride33;20811008]First of all I said Houston to give a basic landmark.. I don't have to give Rudy's exact town.. I ate in New Mexico..I'm sorry if your math doesn't equal the real world... The fact that you took the time to look it up shows me how much power I have over you..OTE]

                                                      Are you mad bro? I'm not. Just playing. Did I hurt your little feelings little man? Actually I'm familiar with the southwest, didn't have to lookup but thanks for the checking of facts. This is becoming gayy now and I need to focus on winning $$ so take care.
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                                                      • RollinDo
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-04-13
                                                        • 13322

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                                                        That was pretty funny.. Hope you were laughing on the train... I do make people laugh and best of all... I bring the sunshine!
                                                        Thanks dude...enjoying your stories mo n mo. Thanks for the sunshine Philly doughboy! Keep makin us laugh...more uncontrollable the "bettor"!
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                                                        • pulledclear
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-19-12
                                                          • 6684

                                                          #29
                                                          Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.
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                                                          • GT21Megatron
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-20-13
                                                            • 10818

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by philly-pride33
                                                            i know you all love my work and that's why i keep telling my life to you all and give you my miraculous plays to boot.. I could see if i was some hack and couldn't pick a winner to save my soul.. This guy comes here bright and early every freaking day to expound and explode my expertise on all of you..
                                                            "hi there. Why dont you have a seat right over there. My name is chris hanson with dateline nbc and were doing a show on adults who meet teens over the internet. If there is anything else you would like to say we would love to hear it. If not you're free to go"
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                                                            • Philly-Pride33
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-18-13
                                                              • 1366

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by flyingcarbs
                                                              It's called Narcissistic personality disorder or NPD and one of the symptoms is pathological lying. At first I assumed Sammy was just trolling but after several dozen posts it's quite obvious that he's afflicted by this mental illness...sad really.
                                                              Are you really being serious... you think I posses a mental illness... wow.. that hurt...
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                                                              • R.P. McMurphy
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-15-12
                                                                • 9654

                                                                #32
                                                                Stories are kind interesting and a good read I have to admit. He is full of shit no doubt but a fun fiction read no less! Love how everytime someone punches a hole in one his stories he comes back with a bullshit response. I said "near" Houston I didn't want to give out Rudys exact location. Like Houston is some hole in the wall little town with 400 people and everyone would know him. Lmao
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                                                                • tailin junkie
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-06-10
                                                                  • 1409

                                                                  #33
                                                                  He never responded to me calling him out on his ww1 mistake yesterday and until he does he can go to hell. And when he does respond, he can still go to hell.
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                                                                  • pulledclear
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-19-12
                                                                    • 6684

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.
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                                                                    • Philly-Pride33
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-18-13
                                                                      • 1366

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Philly-Pride33
                                                                      Coming at ya from elegant Grants, New Mexico.. Long drive but well worth it because I'll see my Bride Dawn tomorrow morning. I haven't see her in over a week and a half.. I'm at at good eatery now its called First street Cafe.. I ordered the BLT on rye with french fries and a bowl of soup. This long journey has been soul searching for me as well. I have to tell Dawn about my passionate kiss to Vanessa and that's not going to be easy. I hope she can forgive me.. It was just a moment of weakness. Anyway while I have time I'll give you all my plays. As you all know and can see I am the absolute king of picking unders! Had 2 last night.. one in CBB and one in NBA. First play isBrooklyn Nets +6 for $ 1,700 and my final play and sure fire winner.. Yes its an under.. I seek this out like no other that has come before me.. It took me over 7 and a half years to build my system to locate an under that wants to be given a chance.. I take chances.. I take the books dough.. I take out the trash.. and best of all... I take out my unleashed fury out for all to see. Lakers-Rockets UNDER 213 for $ 3,500 dollars Sammy has spoken
                                                                      Sammy won again.. thank you NETS... 1,700 in my pocket!!!
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