Good afternoon everyone.Recap of xmas - I lost all my plays - but like any professional capper I will get right back on that horse! 
My father, also a genius handicapper in his day, used to always say to me "Why do we fall, MATTY MUSH? To learn to pick ourselves back up". 
Being the handicapping hero I am, I followed my father's sage advice and got back up. I researched, investigated, called head coaches and coordinators, watched tape, reviewed gameplans, ran simulations, and have successfully capped tonight's games with 99% accuracy. 
First lets talk about the early evening game. Pittsburgh and Bowling Green. Here's a little known fact about MATTY MUSH - I am from Philadelphia. That's only 5 hours from Pittsburgh which means I have an intimate knowledge of their college football program. Like a spotted snow leopard 
I am slowly sneaking up on this game, ready to clamp down on my prey's neck with powerful jaws and ragdoll it all over the Himalayas until the life escape's it's body and it's flesh feeds my cubs for weeks.. what I'm saying here folks is that I have a guaranteed winner.
This play is looking for the man of it's dreams. Who is the man strong enough to hold this pick in his loving embrace? THE INCOMPRABLE MATTY MUSH.
I've thought about this for hours and here's my pick of the year: 
Pittsburgh +7, 70 Unit pick! Boy am I glad Devin Street is out - why? Because I get more juicy points for this matchup. It's bowl season folks and anything can happen! Expect the unexpected! Bet the unbettable! I am on the right side of this pick!!
I am flying to Vegas tonight to place bets on Pittsburgh because I am so sure of this pick. I love Vegas because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Guess what - only SQUARES say that because what happens when I go to Vegas is that I bring stacks of cash home! Never fear, I will be posting here all night using my iPod Touch.
My pick for the evening game is an even greater lock. Utah State is hungry - any capper worth his weight knows that hungry teams WIN BOWL GAMES. NIU is well fed and under motivated. Jordan is going to get LYNCHED tonight by Utah State's stifling defense. Don't be a SQUARE and take N Illinois because we all know SQUARES always lose! Utah State pk is my pick! 85 Units! 
That's it folks - Let's all toast to a profitable evening
- remember when your cashing your tickets tonight tell them MATTY MUSH sent you!
My father, also a genius handicapper in his day, used to always say to me "Why do we fall, MATTY MUSH? To learn to pick ourselves back up". Being the handicapping hero I am, I followed my father's sage advice and got back up. I researched, investigated, called head coaches and coordinators, watched tape, reviewed gameplans, ran simulations, and have successfully capped tonight's games with 99% accuracy. First lets talk about the early evening game. Pittsburgh and Bowling Green. Here's a little known fact about MATTY MUSH - I am from Philadelphia. That's only 5 hours from Pittsburgh which means I have an intimate knowledge of their college football program. Like a spotted snow leopard I am slowly sneaking up on this game, ready to clamp down on my prey's neck with powerful jaws and ragdoll it all over the Himalayas until the life escape's it's body and it's flesh feeds my cubs for weeks.. what I'm saying here folks is that I have a guaranteed winner. This play is looking for the man of it's dreams. Who is the man strong enough to hold this pick in his loving embrace? THE INCOMPRABLE MATTY MUSH. I've thought about this for hours and here's my pick of the year: Pittsburgh +7, 70 Unit pick! Boy am I glad Devin Street is out - why? Because I get more juicy points for this matchup. It's bowl season folks and anything can happen! Expect the unexpected! Bet the unbettable! I am on the right side of this pick!!I am flying to Vegas tonight to place bets on Pittsburgh because I am so sure of this pick. I love Vegas because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Guess what - only SQUARES say that because what happens when I go to Vegas is that I bring stacks of cash home! Never fear, I will be posting here all night using my iPod Touch.
My pick for the evening game is an even greater lock.
Utah State is hungry - any capper worth his weight knows that hungry teams WIN BOWL GAMES. NIU is well fed and under motivated. Jordan is going to get LYNCHED tonight by Utah State's stifling defense. Don't be a SQUARE and take N Illinois because we all know SQUARES always lose! Utah State pk is my pick! 85 Units! That's it folks - Let's all toast to a profitable evening
- remember when your cashing your tickets tonight tell them MATTY MUSH sent you!
4 units - Navy -6.5 