what gabe says.

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

that's fukn baseball idiot any moron can get lucky betting baseball

25 to win 955 post it if you're gonna claim it

you make like 60 bets a fight night chances are you're gonna hit some bets sure doesn't mean you don't still suck dick at capping

i did post, you dipsh*t. go over the past couple pages and look at all the plays i've hit. i'm up around 5 figures from this weekend alone, and all the evidence is in this thread.

**Imsmarterthanu** · 06-24-12, 12:35 AM

dude you hit like 2 plays the rest were losses and the ones you hit were like 35 dollar wins

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

dude you hit like 2 plays the rest were losses and the ones you hit were like 35 dollar wins

Um. Wtf? Lol ok buddy, keep betting on shalorus. You've never had nights like the two I just had. You couldn't hit multiple 6 team parlays to save your life. Keep sounding like the joke that you are.

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by gabe

#91152 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300) 91452 - Marcos Borges ML (-300) #91501 - Milton Vieira ML (+140)	$45.00	$147.00
#91251 - Anistavio Medeiros ML (+160) #91352 - Hugo Viana ML (-200) #91452 - Marcos Borges ML (-300)	$25.00	$105.00
#91152 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300) #91201 - Hacran Dias ML (+175) #91251 - Anistavio Medeiros ML (+160) #91452 - Marcos Borges ML (-300) #91501 - Milton Vieira ML (+140)	$25.00	$737.67
#91251 - Anistavio Medeiros ML (+160) #91501 - Milton Vieira ML (+140)	$25.00	$131.00
91352 - Hugo Viana ML (-200) #91452 - Marcos Borges ML (-300) #91501 - Milton Vieira ML (+140)	$25.00	$95.00

PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[966] CIN REDS -225
( ACTION )
[979] SEA MARINERS -140
( ACTION )
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -260
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
[24317] HACRAN DIAZ +200
(HACRAN DIAZ vrs YURI ALCANTARA)
30/279

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[966] CIN REDS -225
( ACTION )
[979] SEA MARINERS -140
( ACTION )
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -260
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
40/97

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[966] CIN REDS -225
( ACTION )
[977] SFO GIANTS -135
( ACTION )
[979] SEA MARINERS -140
( ACTION )
30/99

PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[979] SEA MARINERS -140
( ACTION )
[24317] HACRAN DIAZ +200
(HACRAN DIAZ vrs YURI ALCANTARA)
35/145

PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[966] CIN REDS -225
( ACTION )
[979] SEA MARINERS -140
( ACTION )
28/41

PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[24326] DELSON HELENO -125
(FRANCISCO DRINALDO vrs DELSON HELENO)
[24330] HUGO VIANA -185
(JOHN TEXEIRA vrs HUGO VIANA)
[24334] LEONARDO TEXEIRA +130
(THIAGO PERPETUO vrs LEONARDO TEXEIRA)
[24338] MARCOS BORGES -270
(WAGNER CAMPOS vrs MARCOS BORGES)
[24341] MILTON VIEIRA +140
(MILTON VIEIRA vrs FELIPE ARANTES)
50/999

PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[24321] ANISTAVIO MEDEIROS +175
(ANISTAVIO MEDEIROS vrs RODRIGO DAMM)
[24330] HUGO VIANA -185
(JOHN TEXEIRA vrs HUGO VIANA)
[24334] LEONARDO TEXEIRA +130
(THIAGO PERPETUO vrs LEONARDO TEXEIRA)
[24338] MARCOS BORGES -270
(WAGNER CAMPOS vrs MARCOS BORGES)
[24341] MILTON VIEIRA +140
(MILTON VIEIRA vrs FELIPE ARANTES)
30/931

PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -275
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
[24330] HUGO VIANA -185
(JOHN TEXEIRA vrs HUGO VIANA)
[24338] MARCOS BORGES -270
(WAGNER CAMPOS vrs MARCOS BORGES)
[24341] MILTON VIEIRA +140
(MILTON VIEIRA vrs FELIPE ARANTES)
35/207

PARLAY (2 TEAMS)
[24338] MARCOS BORGES -270
(WAGNER CAMPOS vrs MARCOS BORGES)
[24341] MILTON VIEIRA +140
(MILTON VIEIRA vrs FELIPE ARANTES)
35/80

PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[24317] HACRAN DIAZ +178
(HACRAN DIAZ vrs YURI ALCANTARA)
[24321] ANISTAVIO MEDEIROS +175
(ANISTAVIO MEDEIROS vrs RODRIGO DAMM)
[24330] HUGO VIANA -185
(JOHN TEXEIRA vrs HUGO VIANA)
[24338] MARCOS BORGES -270
(WAGNER CAMPOS vrs MARCOS BORGES)
[24341] MILTON VIEIRA +140
(MILTON VIEIRA vrs FELIPE ARANTES)
25/943

Milton was a draw, so some of the returns weren't quite as big, but still nice'd--

Came so close to hitting this beauty:

#91152 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300)
#91201 - Hacran Dias ML (+175)
#91251 - Anistavio Medeiros ML (+160)
#91452 - Marcos Borges ML (-300)
#91501 - Milton Vieira ML (+140)

$25.00

$737.67

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by gabe

Pending parlays:

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
[24206] SAM STOUT -290
(SPENCER FISHER vrs SAM STOUT)
[24210] BRIAN EBERSOLE -235
(TJ WALDBURGER vrs BRIAN EBERSOLE)
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -300
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
25/39

PARLAY (5 TEAMS)
[24206] SAM STOUT -320
(SPENCER FISHER vrs SAM STOUT)
[24210] BRIAN EBERSOLE -245
(TJ WALDBURGER vrs BRIAN EBERSOLE)
[24230] STEVEN SILER +110
(JOEY GAMBINO vrs STEVEN SILER)
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -310
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
[24317] HACRAN DIAZ +225
(HACRAN DIAZ vrs YURI ALCANTARA)
30/470

PARLAY (6 TEAMS)
[24206] SAM STOUT -320
(SPENCER FISHER vrs SAM STOUT)
[24210] BRIAN EBERSOLE -245
(TJ WALDBURGER vrs BRIAN EBERSOLE)
[24230] STEVEN SILER +110
(JOEY GAMBINO vrs STEVEN SILER)
[24245] KEN STONE +135
(KEN STONE vrs DUSTIN PAGUE)
[24310] RONY MARIANO BEZERRA -310
(GODOFREDO CASTRO vrs RONY MARIANO BEZERRA)
[24317] HACRAN DIAZ +225
(HACRAN DIAZ vrs YURI ALCANTARA)
25/955

Only if I had been betting with hundreds instead of 25's and 30's like I was on the FX 3 card... Woulda made an unbelievable killing.

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by gabe

3 Team - Parlay #91001 - Rich Franklin ML (-160) #91102 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300) #91201 - Hacran Dias ML (+160)	$30.00	$139.00
2 Team - Parlay #91102 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300) #91201 - Hacran Dias ML (+160)	$30.00	$74.00
3 Team - Parlay #91102 - Rony Bezerra ML (-300) #91201 - Hacran Dias ML (+160) #91252 - Rodrigo Damm ML (-220)	$36.00	$145.53

Glad I tossed Damm in the last parlay.

Sure was. Brought back pretty much what I lose on Gaspar. (Damm's opponent who I had in several parlays, including one huge one he busted.)

**gabe** · 06-24-12, 03:55 AM

MLB plays for Sunday: Mets, Tigers, Reds

for Monday: Mets, Astros, Nationals

**gabe** · 06-26-12, 04:31 PM

I've wanted to quit several times, as you all know, but I've always said fk it and came back. I knew I wouldn't leave then. This time I know I'm done.

It's been great, for the most part.

Feels good to go out on such a big week.

See ya, fellas.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 06-26-12, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by gabe

I've wanted to quit several times, as you all know, but I've always said fk it and came back. I knew I wouldn't leave then. This time I know I'm done.

It's been great, for the most part.

Feels good to go out on such a big week.

See ya, fellas.

**PunisherIND** · 06-26-12, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by gabe

I've wanted to quit several times, as you all know, but I've always said fk it and came back. I knew I wouldn't leave then. This time I know I'm done.

the randy couture of mma handicapping...

**DeFactoCrippler** · 06-26-12, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by gabe

MLB plays for Sunday: Mets, Tigers, Reds

for Monday: Mets, Astros, Nationals

Focking guy went 1-5.

**Vaughany** · 06-26-12, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by PunisherIND

the randy couture of mma handicapping...

**Beelzebubzy** · 06-26-12, 05:47 PM

Thank you gabe for the entertainment. best of luck.

Now that that's out of the way

Whose retirement ends first nick Diaz or gabe
Gabe -300
Nick +220
vaughany reveals he is gabes long lost British twin +1000

**bogbat** · 07-12-12, 12:56 AM

I haven't been keeping up on Gabe drama for a long time now. Anyone want to give me cliff notes?

**NunyaBidness** · 07-12-12, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by bogbat

I haven't been keeping up on Gabe drama for a long time now. Anyone want to give me cliff notes?

His martingale strategy of doubling down when losing finally caught up with him, he went broke, owed his bookie like 10 large. Cried about it and showed some humility for a couple weeks. Now claims to be killing it again.

**BIGDAY** · 07-12-12, 10:10 AM

Came in here to check as he's been touting a good night last night??

Gabe, wtf, where am I to find this sh!t??

If you had a good night, congrats pal!

**bjpenn85** · 07-12-12, 10:13 AM

LOL

**illmatick** · 07-12-12, 11:07 AM

Poor Gabe. Someone send this kid an escort. I'm in for 50.

**Wanna Bet On It?** · 07-12-12, 11:37 AM

Little Debbie? Big Slut!

**gabe** · 07-12-12, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by illmatick

Poor Gabe. Someone send this kid an escort. I'm in for 50.

lol you'd give your left leg up to be gettin the pussy i get.

**Vaughany** · 07-12-12, 12:00 PM

haha

**Educ8d Degener8** · 07-12-12, 05:24 PM

Chicks can't turn down the offer of a good romping in a bouncy castlem

Its a fact!

**gabe** · 07-12-12, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

Chicks can't turn down the offer of a good romping in a bouncy castlem

Its a fact!

or the backseat of my volkswagen.

**DirtyX** · 07-12-12, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by Imsmarterthanu

that's fukn baseball idiot any moron can get lucky betting baseball

25 to win 955 post it if you're gonna claim it

you make like 60 bets a fight night chances are you're gonna hit some bets sure doesn't mean you don't still suck dick at capping

THIS ^^^^ Thank you.

**DirtyX** · 07-12-12, 06:58 PM

I honestly don't know how anyone can take you seriously on this thread. Had you really killed it, and if you won big, you would be getting props without seeking it. (i.e. Jesus) People should boycott your dumbass thread and you should be cast out and burned at the stake until you are willing to stop your compulsive lying. Just be honest cousin.

**gabe** · 07-12-12, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by DirtyX

I honestly don't know how anyone can take you seriously on this thread. Had you really killed it, and if you won big, you would be getting props without seeking it. (i.e. Jesus) People should boycott your dumbass thread and you should be cast out and burned at the stake until you are willing to stop your compulsive lying. Just be honest cousin.

Read the past couple pages and see how I turned $450 into thousands.

No one needs to boycott this thread because I stopped posting my plays in it two weeks ago, and you are the reason for that. You are an idiot. The majority here know which plays I was on, because they bother reading my posts. I guess you must have missed me clowning on your wack ass for thinking Caceres was underrated. Saying I didn't know my MMA and Caceres is underrated was so ironic it made me laugh and I had to clown on your dumb ass for it. Keep hatin, you lose loser. Lol

**sideloaded** · 07-12-12, 11:53 PM

gabe as a moderator i can lock this thread for you. Do you want me to?

**illmatick** · 07-13-12, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by gabe

lol you'd give your left leg up to be gettin the pussy i get.

Gabe, give me a list of posters you want blocked from your thread and I'll see what i can do.

**Educ8d Degener8** · 07-13-12, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by illmatick

...

Gabe, give me a list of posters you want blocked from your thread and I'll see what i can do.

Illy, if you got that kinda pull, hook Gabers up with some free SBR points for some pizza!

ps. Nice write-up on Faber v Pegado. I usually root against Butt Chin, but am admittedly intrigued by his current line.

**DirtyX** · 07-13-12, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by gabe

Read the past couple pages and see how I turned $450 into thousands.

No one needs to boycott this thread because I stopped posting my plays in it two weeks ago, and you are the reason for that. You are an idiot. The majority here know which plays I was on, because they bother reading my posts. I guess you must have missed me clowning on your wack ass for thinking Caceres was underrated. Saying I didn't know my MMA and Caceres is underrated was so ironic it made me laugh and I had to clown on your dumb ass for it. Keep hatin, you lose loser. Lol

Keep lying to yourself cousin. Admittedly, I was wrong about LeRoy, and that is why I only bet $70.00 on Page. As I said, I wasn't going to believe in the kid until he showed me something, and now I am a believer. I am honored to be the so called reason that you quit posting your plays on here. Great. I find it ironic how everyone clowns your dumbass in your own thread. You have MODS asking if you want them to block/lock people from your thread.. LOL.. Gabe, you are the joke of this whole forum you little douche nugget. haha.

**bogbat** · 07-13-12, 04:28 AM

Poor Gabe. Many months ago we warned this would happen to him eventually. How were you able to pay your bookie back Gabe? Or do you still owe him money?

**Vaughany** · 07-13-12, 05:39 AM

[QUOTE=bogbat;15354626]Poor Gabe. Many months ago we warned this would happen to him eventually. How were you able to pay your bookie back Gabe? Or do you still owe him money?[/QUOTE]

He only went and broke the record for "The most bouncy castles sold in 48hr period in the State of California"....quite exceptional work really

**illmatick** · 07-13-12, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Educ8d Degener8

Illy, if you got that kinda pull, hook Gabers up with some free SBR points for some pizza!

ps. Nice write-up on Faber v Pegado. I usually root against Butt Chin, but am admittedly intrigued by his current line.

Thanks buddy. I'm still not sure if i can pull the trigger just yet. Barao's burned me too many times in the past. \

I'll be priced in if he keeps climbing though, no choice if he climbs a bit closer to +180

**gabe** · 07-13-12, 12:33 PM

Right now DirtyX is the only troll I find annoying.

DeFacto has grown on me, at least that guys got a good sense of humor.

**gabe** · 07-13-12, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by bogbat

Poor Gabe. Many months ago we warned this would happen to him eventually. How were you able to pay your bookie back Gabe? Or do you still owe him money?

Sold a few things I didn't need that I had been meaning to sell for a long time, just never got around to... Borrowed the rest. I made it all back over the FX/Brazil card weekend. Turned a bankroll of $450 into thousands over 1 weekend. Followed that with a small profit on the Silva/Sonnen card, and then another big profit again Wednesday night. On a roll... I would have done well that night too, had I not included Jared Papazian in every parlay I had. Papazian getting screwed by the ref and Pacman being robbed by the judges both in the same night hurt me. Bounced back stronger than ever, though. Respek to those who can appreciate what I've done, and a big FU to the haters.