On2 vs Nunya for the MD bet

[Vaughany]

He has the best post to retarded post ratio of anyone in this forum, at least over the last year. Batting close to 100%.

Indeed. Could be a strong outsider for the much coveted "MMA Forum Poster of the Year" award (never been presented before but still much coveted...I will do an awards show at end of this year for sure tho!)...

Other awards, albeit perhaps not as valued as the MMA Forum Poster of the Year but still very prestigious, up for grabs will include:

"Most Improved Poster of the Year";

"Best Newbie Poster of the Year";

"Best Troll Poster of the Year";

"Most OCD and Paranoid Poster of the Year; (there is a very big favorite for this one at the moment, even rumours that some sites have even taken the odds off the board - but maybe they know something we dont? Maybe Kalikas, Fury and the Judges like Cecil People are all conspiring against us? Holy fuuck, maybe I've done derped and Kalikas and Odessa are reading this now and now know that I know that they know? Shiiit just realised this isnt in the appropriate corresponding thread!)!

"Biggest Douche/schwonz of a Poster of the Year!" (some very strong contenders in the running for this already and could be a contentious battle to end);

"Best Contributor of Valuable MMA information/insight such as news/content, statistical data, fighter/hog analysis, etc..";

"Poster with the highest potential to be a Serial Killer on the side".

I welcome other suggestions for other potential awards that could be presented.

I shall not be included in the nominees of course, but will gladly welcome some firm, yet casual, stroking of my 3 inch pecker (girth).

[Vaughany]

I rest my case

[The iron sheik]

"Poster with the highest potential to be a Serial Killer on the side".

so, what is the exact criterion for this? I'm not much of a serial killer enthusiast, but when they make those documentaries about gay necropedophile cannibals or those guys that have eaten 30 people, the neighbours always say "well yeah the smell was a bit funny in his apartment but he was just like your average guy".

Also, is the OCD/paranoid stuff only betting section related? There's one obvious contender (a true heavy hitter, the Muhammad Ali of betting conspiracy) but if this doesn't have to be betting related, there are many good candidates! Occasionally it's like Alex Jones got a food and lifestyle segment in Oprah in this muhfugga. Drink raw milk, avoid fluoride and sleep in a faraday cage to keep the NWO/illuminati combo away...

[mirinquads]

"Poster with the highest potential to be a Serial Killer on the side"


Gunshard. His posts are cold, analytical and without emotion. Bet you he likes to get sexual while killing though.

I hear he has a teaparty with his victims, post mortem, while dressed in an 18th century gown and wig. Sickfuker, i tell ya.

[Vaughany]

Lmao

[Vaughany]

"Poster with the highest potential to be a Serial Killer on the side".

so, what is the exact criterion for this? I'm not much of a serial killer enthusiast, but when they make those documentaries about gay necropedophile cannibals or those guys that have eaten 30 people, the neighbours always say "well yeah the smell was a bit funny in his apartment but he was just like your average guy".

Also, is the OCD/paranoid stuff only betting section related? There's one obvious contender (a true heavy hitter, the Muhammad Ali of betting conspiracy) but if this doesn't have to be betting related, there are many good candidates! Occasionally it's like Alex Jones got a food and lifestyle segment in Oprah in this muhfugga. Drink raw milk, avoid fluoride and sleep in a faraday cage to keep the NWO/illuminati combo away...

As long as they post in mma forum, doesnt have to be mma related


not as eazy to judge potential serial killerz when u dont know what they look like so tht does make it more difficult.


However, the serial killer is often the guy u least expect. He can often be a family man and pillar of local community during the day thn at night becomes a sadistic killer.... A jekyll and hyde type character. Take the example of Robert Hansen, he was a baker and respected by all for being a normal family man and a sharp shooter marksman. An innocent face and charm, and liked to go out on his boat on the lakes. I wonder if there is somebody like tht posting on here who has all of those characteristics.

Cough bigday cough

[Vaughany]

"Poster with the highest potential to be a Serial Killer on the side"


Gunshard. His posts are cold, analytical and without emotion. Bet you he likes to get sexual while killing though.

I hear he has a teaparty with his victims, post mortem, while dressed in an 18th century gown and wig. Sickfuker, i tell ya.

His name alone sparks a certain feeling of menace

[Vaughany]

If jjgold was a more regular poster in this section than his odds would be nearing -800 for potential serial killa. We talkin chad mendes vs cody mckenzie level odds. He has tht jack the ripper kind of feel to him

[Beelzebubzy]

Most valuable poster
- Gabe is the favorite even f he doesn't

Favorite butter toof poster
obviously BJ penn

best closet homosexual bodybuilding poster who might jerk his rooster to Alvarez
dont know

best landscaping poster
Grabaka

[scottsins]

So, what's the status on the bet?

[Vaughany]

Most valuable poster
- Gabe is the favorite even f he doesn't

Favorite butter toof poster
obviously BJ penn

best closet homosexual bodybuilding poster who might jerk his rooster to Alvarez
dont know

best landscaping poster
Grabaka

lol

[Vaughany]

So, what's the status on the bet?

I reckon on2thenextone might of "done one" as we say over here!

[NunyaBidness]

So, what's the status on the bet?

Everythings waiting on On2TheNext1 at this point.

Would really like to assume he hasn't run off after dragging it out this long.

[PunisherIND]

Everythings waiting on On2TheNext1 at this point.

Would really like to assume he hasn't run off after dragging it out this long.

still have not received the green light.

i will be busy today, but will be checking my PMs periodically.

[NunyaBidness]

still have not received the green light.

i will be busy today, but will be checking my PMs periodically.

Heh, I wouldn't break your typing fingers doing it. I assume they'll mostly be from me.

[MD]

For a guy who insists he's serious about this bet, and who truly believes that I'm a liar, he sure is dragging this out.

With 5K in the balance, I'd want to get this sorted out quickly if I were him.

[NunyaBidness]

This board IS one of a kind. A total dumpster fire. I come from a different gambling background than you. In the poker world integrity means something, all you have is your word and reputation. That obviously doesn't mean shit to a collective of true degenerate mouth breathers, but it means something to me. A man of principle you could say. And this manipulative little pathological liar is getting called out for what he is... a poser. A wannabe poker pro til Nunya outted him for being basic. Now a wannabe sharp whose fooled some of the mentally deficient of this board with his clever accounting.

Has anyone ever embarrassed themselves so quickly?

Show us that integrity and reputation. Do all the people that you name dropped to me know that you're using them as good faith references?

You logged in at 9:30am and looked at this thread? Where'd you go?

[MD]

Just as an aside, since On2 seems to be backing out of the wager (as expected, to be honest), does anyone else think I was lying about hitting the Cerrone opener and is willing to take the wager, from either myself or Nunya? Doesn't have to be for $5000. Would hate for this to be a massive waste of time, as we all thought it would be. Alas, our "man of principle" with whom "integrity means something" calling me a pathological liar and then backing out of a bet that he accepted when he knew that I wasn't full of shit is enough to leave a smug smile on my face, but it isn't really worth the time I spent on this.

Probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen happen to someone on SBR, though.

[MD]

Ron_Paul, you interested? You were convinced that I didn't have the goods, and also said that "Nunya knew" I didn't have the goods and was thus trying to back out of the bet.

Oh snap! It looks as though MD made the whole thing up. The fact that Nunya isn't pressing MD to agree to On2's terms means that MD can not provide the goods & Nunya now know's it! This looks as if it's over boys! I declare On2 the winner!

No pressure if you don't want to stand behind your statement, but you've argued with both myself and Nunya recently, so I figured I'd offer you the chance to put your money where your posts are and take some of our cash.

[Vaughany]

lol isnt ron_paul an air bettor? I'll throw in 2000 air-dollarz as well

[MD]

lol isnt ron_paul an air bettor? I'll throw in 2000 air-dollarz as well

He's either an air-bettor or an idiot.

I don't know if you read hougigo's thread, but the other day he bet a -1300 boxing favourite who was ranked #5 pound-for-pound on the planet Earth (), and the guy got brutally KO'd in the first round. Claimed that his other big favourite parlays were cashing, so he didn't get crushed.

[Vaughany]

yeah have a look, Im sure I mocked him in that thread after reading it

[Beelzebubzy]

lol isnt ron_paul an air bettor? I'll throw in 2000 air-dollarz as well

Only real men bet oxygen! Do you need money to live? No
do you need air? Yes! Yes! Ron Paul has a pair (and that is a pair of oxygen atoms)

[The iron sheik]

He's either an air-bettor or an idiot.

why choose when you can do both

"going to put 50% of my BR on king mo"

***king mo loses via violent round 1 KO, -1200 play***

"I didnt bet Mo. BTW I am up 3 grillion% and withdraw winnings once or twice a month"

[Beelzebubzy]

Md. I tailed you live. 2 points for your services.

[MD]

Didn't you lose the play, though? It was on Whittaker right? Sorry about that bro. I thought he won the fight, but I figured that after that first round, it was unlikely that McGee would be persistent enough to maintain that pace since he was getting countered so hard every time he tried to come in. 'Capped him at -300 after R1.

[Beelzebubzy]

Such is life. I order a burger yesterday. It wasn't good. I still ate it and paid for it.
Your service your 12 cents.

[MD]

That's because all the best burgers are home-made. I'm convinced that, more so than almost any other food, the difference in quality between home-made burgers and burgers bought in a restaurant is obscene.

[NunyaBidness]

Which raises the question? How much do I have to pay Luca to lose 9 units?

[NunyaBidness]

That's because all the best burgers are home-made. I'm convinced that, more so than almost any other food, the difference in quality between home-made burgers and burgers bought in a restaurant is obscene.

Trick to burgers is load them with parsley, IMO.

[Beelzebubzy]

That's because all the best burgers are home-made. I'm convinced that, more so than almost any other food, the difference in quality between home-made burgers and burgers bought in a restaurant is obscene.

Horrible cook here. Hence one of the reasons I put a ring on a girls (vaughany) finger

best burger I've had was restaurant but it was never frozen meat

[MD]

Trick to burgers is load them with parsley, IMO.

I like to blend garlic and onions and roll the meat in it, then chop the parsley incredibly fine and add it liberally. Some cracked black pepper and kosher salt and you're golden.

[NunyaBidness]

I like to blend garlic and onions and roll the meat in it, then chop the parsley incredibly fine and add it liberally. Some cracked black pepper and kosher salt and you're golden.

That's exactly what I do. I cook the and garlic first, and then squeeze through a strainer to get rid of the excess moisture.

[MD]

I should add that I use a lot more parsley now when I make burgers, as you recommended it to me and I liked the suggestion. Glad we're on the same page about the garlic. Great addition to burgers.

If you toast the buns (although neither of us eat buns any more ), you should try smearing some of the moisture from the onions and garlic on the buns beforehand with some shredded cheese.

[Das Jax]

No discussion on next-level burger prep could be complete without talking about how the addition of a fried egg is a thing of beauty beyond compare.