Whipster's Monday Nite "SPANK YOUR BOOKMAN"

[Whippit]

Padres +1.5 +100

line is available if you're truly a man of aces, places & spaces

here in Vegas for example, Stations Casinos are clueless as usual

reject chubster Andrew MIller is still fat as ever since being cut by Florida

he's obviously a big fan of the local cuisine in any locale

guy is basically US version of dice-k but with no pitching ability & twice the walk ratio

tell your bookmaster to up your limits for this game so you can at least break even for the weekend

no doubt he's got a vacation in Miami planned at your expense...you tell him the trip's off thanx to the Whipster

[HoulihansTX]

Padres ML


And Station has ridiculous odds like that b/c they kick out the players who play Padres +1.5.

[Whippit]

haha, that's right, you live near Red Rock, no?

[HoulihansTX]

haha, that's right, you live near Red Rock, no?

If i step on my porch, I can see the neons

[Whippit]

[Whippit]

stations just moved line to -110

think it was my bet

[TwoWays]

Only the Padres lineup can make a write-in pitcher look like Cy Young.

[Whippit]

all those blown chances

Miller's vulnerable, gaping asshole is inches away but they just can't seem to find the mark

[Whippit]

banana boater carmona's taking it balls deep in cleveland

[TwoWays]

Padres had a guy at 3rd base a few days ago versus Twins and couldn't score. Better to just sacrifice bunt the runner home the next time.

[RockyMiavia]

Yikes, fat Miller is looking good and the Boston lineup as usual are extremely discipline. I got 1 unit on the Sox and it's looking good.

[RockyMiavia]

1 units on the RL -1.5 so this game is no where over yet.

[TwoWays]

LOL, Miller only needs to go 2 more innings and it doesn't really matter what happens after because Sox bullpen will shut Pads offense down.

[Whippit]

padres lit up the scoreboard in colorado/arizona/milwaukee a few weeks ago

another hitters park tonite, plus the DH, but the ball just won't find the holes

[TwoWays]

The total on this game was high, but did not have a high probability of going over, because it was dependent on Boston scoring 10 runs.

[TwoWays]

True, Whip. But the tendency of scoring 0,1 or 2 runs is more likely than what they've shown in those series.

[RockyMiavia]

Yeah, I never trust the Padres. The series against my home team over the weekend they were awful. Padres hitters are pathetic.

[Whippit]

when the O/U is near 10, oddsmakers expect the dog to score some runs, even if they're a big dog

this kid Luebke is impressive so far, but maybe too late

[BigDan]

C.mon Pads dont blow another scoring chance.

[BigDan]

The total on this game was high, but did not have a high probability of going over, because it was dependent on Boston scoring 10 runs.

I grabbed it at 9.5 at open and had Pads down for 3-4 runs, figured i could count on sox for rest. hell they have only scored two runs on 2 bases loaded opportunities w/one out and no outs respectively. And of coarse Pads doing their best impression of a triple A club not able to bring in a lead off triple. Id say the over is buried but still dont think it was a bad play.

[BigDan]

That what im talking bout. Over just got a little more interesting while whippits bet looks stronger

[TwoWays]

There's the three-run shot. Hope you get this game 4-3 Whip.

[Whippit]

Albers is another bottom feeder, another risky signing that could kill Boston come October

[thebestthereis]

Boston signed fat relievers in honor of el guapo. It was part of their plan the entire time.

[RockyMiavia]

This is getting interesting whoaaa.

[TwoWays]

Hope someone steals all the balls so they can't go on with this game, so both of you will not lose.

[RockyMiavia]

I'm sure my 1 unit is not the amount Whippit placed, so if both of us lose i rather it be me. But one of us has to win and I want it to be me.

[RockyMiavia]

O myyyyyyyyy

[Whippit]

fukkk, had good odds too....bastards

need a little help here

[Whippit]

is this Fairi guy on Boston's payroll????

[RockyMiavia]

Hit 2 guys to walk 2 runs in man that is cruel. I feel for you bro.

[TwoWays]

Geez, Boston might score 10+ again. Gosh, this offense is too good to bet against. Imagine having enough offensive depth to continue scoring this many runs after all their injuries.

[TwoWays]

Great going Big D. Looks like your prediction is right on.

[Whippit]

I was busy watching pussy Joe Girardi platoon pitchers in the 9th inning up 5-1, hoping it would blow up in his face

then I turn this game back on to see Fairy's lips sink the ship

[RockyMiavia]

Yeah. I love their line ups. Best in baseball no question about. I don't like Boston but realized they are a great team.