The Official "JoJB will lose, so fade, but if you fade, you lose somehow... Thread"

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

COL -1.5 +115

LAA -1.5 +135

WSH +117

Be sure to fade. But if you fade. Somehow - you'll probably lose.

[HoulihansTX]

Cant bet on the Padres.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Cant bet on the Padres.

Agreed. They suck on everyday that I DON'T bet against them.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

This thread has gone pretty much how I expected. A fail-fest. Let's try again though:

Boston Bruins -125

Los Angeles Angels -1.5 +170

Detroit Tigers +162

Real Salt Lake +235

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Well, its not good so far. In fact it's bad. 2-7. BUT - I'm feelin' it tonight. Big card.

Tampa Bay Rays -1.5 (+120)

Oakland Athletics EV

Los Angeles Angels -1.5 +145 (Probably not the right play, but I'm gonna chase this play until it happens. It has to. Eventually.)

United States -2 (-125)

Seattle Sounders -1 (+110)

Portland Timbers +115

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Record is still pitiful.. 4-11. It's comin' though. Hopefully.

Canada +175

Boston Red Sox +115

Washington Nationals +120

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Adding:

United States -2.5 -160

[jhack704]

you suck thx for takin boston you fuked us

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

you suck thx for takin boston you fuked us

I know, bro. My bad. But, HEY! I got some plays for everybody today! They look good! I mean I AM 4-13-1.

New York Mets +126

Detroit Tigers -1.5 +160

Minnesota Twins +117

Toronto FC PK +170

[Donkwin47]

I like the title of this thread.. Story of my fuggin life.. So fuggin frustrating. I always know when I'm gonna lose after I make the bet and before the game starts, but If I ever faded that pick, it would CRUSH.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

I like the title of this thread.. Story of my fuggin life.. So fuggin frustrating. I always know when I'm gonna lose after I make the bet and before the game starts, but If I ever faded that pick, it would CRUSH.

Yeah, right? This fuggin' Tigers team.. Everytime I play a baseball team, it seems like I get up early but then the other team puts up a SIX or SEVEN spot in one inning. Where the hell is my six or seven spot?

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

2-1-1 today.. My best day yet! (Sad) But I'm on a fuggin roll here, boys!

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

7-13-2. It's gonna get better though, you just wait..

Florida Marlins +215 (Hoping the Fish show some pride here after getting beat both games of the double header yesterday.)

New York Yankees +105 (Gordon makes his first ever start at the age of 32. I'm thinking the Bombers rally around him and give him all the run support he needs.)

Oakland A's RL +145 (This HAS to happen eventually. Thinking the A's build off their win yesterday. Probably not though. They probably get rolled by the Royals and Jeff Francis.)

Edit: Change to my record as on 6-14 the Nationals came back and won the game.. Unbeknownced to me. I am now.. Wait for it... 7-13-2!! Instead of 6-14-2.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Solid 2-1 so far. Let's go from good to great, eh? 9-14-2..

Washington Nationals -105 (Hot bats and John Lannan.)

Arizona Diamondbacks RL +150 (Arizona needs to avoid a sweep and if they can give Ian Kennedy some fuggin run support this play has the potential to cash.)

Connecticut Sun +125 (The Mystics suck and there is a revenge factor involved.)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

4-2 on the day. Pretty good, except the Diamondbacks REALLY pissed me off tonight. 11-15-2 since the start of the thread.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Chicago Cubs +152 (This is the Cubs' World Series right here. The only thing they have to play for this year is THIS series..)

Baltimore Orioles +104 (I'm gonna roll with Zach Britton in hopes that the Nationals have a let-down after their big sweep of the Cards.)

Florida Marlins +132 (Sort of an unknown element might help here in Brad Hand, and the fact that the Fish want to take out some frustration on their rivals.)

Minnesota Lynx -3.5 (This team is REALLY good. They are a serious threat to win the WNBA Title.)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Lock down the Cubbies, baby! Let's goooo! 12-15-2.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Adding:

Seattle Mariners -110 (Seattle is watching the Texas Rangers win right now. They have Pineda going and they are going to need to keep pace.)

Los Angeles Dodgers RL +145 (Just got swept by the Reds and now the worst team in the league comes into town.)

Seattle Storm -6 (Lauren Jackson is not going to let her team lose at home two games in a row..)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

16-18-2... Plays for today:

Baltimore Orioles +133 Probably the wrong play but I like Matusz and he's been good on the road.

Texas Rangers +101 Going to keep rolling with Harrison on the hill.

New York Yankees RL +105 Auto play after the Yanks get shut out, right?

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

It's been a pretty horrific day so far.. Thank God the Rangers came through. 17-20-2.. I'm gonna try to make some back here:

Los Angeles Dodgers RL +170 (Really? The Dodgers are bad, but they can't possibly lose again to the worst team in the Majors. Wandy has been good, but Matt Kemp hopefully gets me this RL on his own.)

Oakland Athletics -114 (They're feelin' good. A's keep rollin'.)

Seattle Mariners RL +170 (Pretty simple play. I'll ride with Felix on this one.)

Philadelphia Union +180 (I don't believe for one second the worst team in MLS, despite their recent good play, can even get a draw against the best team.)

FC Dallas +150 (This one scares me a little only because FC Dallas got ran out of the building against KC. Chivas isn't very good though. Hoping for no draws.)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Brutal day yesterday. Just brutal. 19-23-2.

Los Angeles Sparks +125

Portland Timbers +150

Chicago Cubs +177

El Salvador +1 (-135)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Well, barring a Timbers collapse it was a pretty good day pick-wise. Unfortunately, I parlayed Timbers/Sparks/Cubs.. So I lost. Record improves at least. 22-24-2.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

.....Unbelievable..

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Los Angeles Dodgers RL +145


Only play for tonight.

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

23-25-2.. I hope these count as I forgot to post them before the game started. I can take a snapshot if anyone wants, but..

Atlanta Dream -5/OVER 160.5

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

Well, that was sh-tty.. Suck it, Dream. Anyways.. Three more for today; Maybe more for tonight:

Seattle Mariners +122 (Livan is good at home, but feelin' the Mariners here as they have good numbers against him as a team.)

Oakland Athletics +125 (Keep on keepin' on.)

Seattle Storm -6.5 (Lauren Jackson, like before, won't let Seattle lose two in a row. Especially against a bad Tulsa team.)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

24-29-2.. The Seattle teams did a number on me last night.. Jesus Christ, Mariners. I'm looking for a big night tonight.


United States -1 (-155) (Homer pick.)

Seattle Mariners -104 (I believe they bounce back after that horrific 9th. Bedard hopefully will shut it down.)

Cleveland Indians RL +160 (Show some heart; avoid the sweep.)

Florida Marlins -105 (These guys are on a roll!)

Oakland Athletics RL +150 (Keep on keepin' on, baby!)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

I think this is the part where I make a new thread and try to pretend this one never happened. I won't though. What a crock of s*it last night was.. 24-33-3...

Seattle Mariners RL +140(These guys are such a-holes for this series with the Nats. Hopefully they can salvage a game.)
Minnesota Twins +154 (They need to take two of three from pretty much every series and they know it.)Oakland Athletics +121 (Should have won last night. Heres to hoping somebody told them they need to hit the ball after last night.)

New York Liberty -5 (Tulsa sucks, but will probably win as Tulsa +5 was the play I originally wanted to make..)

[JumpoffJoeBeezy]

25-36-3. Worst. Streak. Ever. God. Dmt.

St. Louis Cardinals RL +180

Kansas City Royals +101

Seattle Sounders -110

Why post reasons why I play them anymore? lol. Good Luck, me!