EP36's Tennis Things I THINK I THINK

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:08 AM

Yep. Oh well this is why I only include these heavy chalk a-holes in parlays, at least the loss is less then having been boned by her if you had it at -275 or whatever she was.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:10 AM

F-ing unbelievable! 10-10 on the service choke jobs.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:13 AM

Break break break break break. Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ. Who wants it less?

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:16 AM

Seriously Schiavone, just end it. I don't want this Russian shit to win at this point. I'll eat the loss to see her out of the tournament.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:16 AM

Is this one still going?! From the way you were talking I thought it was done.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:16 AM

There have been 47 break points in this match. Poor is an understatement.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:17 AM

Oh wait - they just showed the score. Commentator "kuznetsova has had I don't know how many match points here"

Mikail · 01-23-11, 03:17 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Is this one still going?! From the way you were talking I thought it was done.

yeah it's still going.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:18 AM

Yeah she had triple match point about four or five games ago and blew it. Schiavone then gave her next service game back at love trying to serve for the match. They both suck.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:20 AM

3rd set alone = 22 break points.

Mikail · 01-23-11, 03:21 AM

I am hoping Kuzzy can get the win here for you.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:24 AM

Jesus! Nice winners. Schiavone is ugly as shit.

Mikail · 01-23-11, 03:24 AM

All she has to do now is hold serve.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:24 AM

Schiavone grunts like a fukking dude.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:27 AM

Break break break break. This is gonna wind up being like the 8th straight break of serve.

Mikail · 01-23-11, 03:28 AM

Schiavone just doesn't ever give up!

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:29 AM

Whoa. Service hold. Wowza.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:32 AM

Brad Gilbert is drunk.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

3rd set alone = 22 break points.

Holy shit!!

Considering all the talk of Franny's injuries, I think a lot of people laid the chalk on Kuz. I'd be puking if this were the case.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:35 AM

I put her into a parlay. Would never play a single play that high. Sure fire way to jump off a bridge. C'mon Sveta, Schiavone chokes it away to deuce.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:37 AM

God, give me Sharapova's annoying grunt any day over Schiavone's man grunt.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I put her into a parlay. Would never play a single play that high. Sure fire way to jump off a bridge. C'mon Sveta, Schiavone chokes it away to deuce.

Oh I know you wouldn't. I'd e-kill you if you did!

They've cut away from the Pova match to follow this one until it's over. I'm cheering for you EP!!

Mikail · 01-23-11, 03:38 AM

Watching the Petkovic/Sharapova match now. Tired of watching these two fuglies go back and forth. Besides I made a play on Petkovic. Good luck EP!

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:39 AM

Fukk. Can we get some break points again now Schiavone? I'm staying up late again .... pay me off with another winner.

brandoc · 01-23-11, 03:40 AM

Are you still alive EP? I think they should introduce medical timeouts for the WTA gamblers amongst us? I´m very close to the brink here.!

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:43 AM

I feel the Kuznetsova choke forthcoming soon.

ACoochy · 01-23-11, 03:43 AM

Managed to get schiavone at +1100 live betting when down 0-40 several games back....Come on italian stallion

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:46 AM

I'm pretty sure Schiavone has more testosterone than I do.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:47 AM

Wozniacki should be -5000 for her next match. She's going to kill whoever survives here.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:47 AM

Nice work Kuz.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:50 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

I'm pretty sure Schiavone has more testosterone than I do.

This match is hurting my life and I don't have a cent on it. Longest women's match in Aus Open history and this chick was $1.30. Unreal.

ACoochy · 01-23-11, 03:52 AM

This is going to equal the Aus Open Longest match record at a minimum...When will the drama stop

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:56 AM

Here comes the choke. Finally die Sveta, die so I can go to sleep you fukk.

shari91 · 01-23-11, 03:57 AM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

Here comes the choke. Finally die Sveta, die so I can go to sleep you fukk.

You're not staying up for Roddick? You may as well now.

EaglesPhan36 · 01-23-11, 03:58 AM

Nice play. Now serve her out. I already counted this as a loss about an hour ago, so ya know ... cement it!

Nah. Not playing Roddick-Wawrinka. Should be good, but I gotta sleep some time.