Stacocakes Australian Open Thread

[Fischnasty]

Stacocakes: ask what type of tennis racquet is best to use

[raydog]

who posts in this thread during the middle of the day???

[KrazyKorean]

what a great thread boys. fish, you should be proud

[raydog]

jaja, wheres fish tonight???

[smitch124]

Are the futures out for 2011 yet?

[Fischnasty]

smitch what the hell were you doing up at 5:18 eastern time?

[RogueScholar]

After this recent rape-job I took on Troicki retiring before letting Melzer finish the spanking, perhaps we could collaborate on a list of books that offer tennis, both their rules on retirements and parlay rules/payouts. I'm using so many books at this point that sometimes I totally draw a blank on which rules go with which books.

[smitch124]

smitch what the hell were you doing up at 5:18 eastern time?

That's about the time all the drunk tricks start thinning out

[Sforz]

fischhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Fischnasty]

i will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today

[raydog]

damn in and out burger sounds real good bout now...wonder if monkey can fedex me one

[RogueScholar]

Do they serve In and Out Burger at the Australian Open? *cough cough*

[smitch124]

I love Australia, Vienna and Salzburg are 2 of my favorite cities.

[Sforz]

why don't the ladies ever play 5 set games?

[Sforz]

also thinking the winners, male and female, of tourneys should play each other.. maybe give the girl a one set and 3 game lead.

[Fischnasty]

*cough cough*

what is this, a hernia exam?

[smitch124]

why does the scoring go from love to 15 to 30 to 40

why not 45??

crazy game

[Sforz]

yeah, cakes explain the scoring to us

[raydog]

i think the french were just bad at math

[Fischnasty]

raydog. fancy seeing you heer.

[smitch124]

They shoulda left the scoring up to the Germans

[Sforz]

the Germans are so full of themselves thou

[Sforz]

cakes, do you have a play?

[tailmypicks]

doesn't he only bets slams?

[Sforz]

yeah, slams and laker ml, only plays he makes

[smitch124]

the Germans are so full of themselves thou

Ya but the French piss me off, I was gonna play in Roland Garros but they said I gotta use a wooden racquet

[Sforz]

better off

[smitch124]

ya **** them I hate getting all that red clay on me anyway

[raydog]

i found some bjorn borg 6-0 cologne in a box the other day...gotta be 25yrs old

[smitch124]

I beat Bjorn Borg 6-0 once in Cologne.

[Sforz]

lol...............

[Fischnasty]

doewsnt look like i missed much here.

[Fischnasty]

no mames guey

[Dr.Gonzo]

Are the futures out for 2011 yet?

I'm taking bets as we speak:

Federer +250
Field -400

[raydog]

i missed sharapova tonight,but ill catch her next round...try to take pics of her cooter