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  • sunzal
    SBR MVP
    • 10-13-10
    • 1245

    #36
    Originally posted by docholiday555
    got that right. like some here try to make you believe after over 80 games a guy hits 53 percent for +1.75 units is reallllllllllllllly good. bs
    Uhhhh, no...no one cares about the 80 plays...thats the whole point...you look at 80 plays we look at the last 5 years and thousand plays
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    • docholiday555
      SBR Sharp
      • 05-07-12
      • 414

      #37
      Originally posted by sunzal
      Uhhhh, no...no one cares about the 80 plays...thats the whole point...you look at 80 plays we look at the last 5 years and thousand plays
      indeed but I don't think 52 percent deserves a BLOW JOB TO
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      • boomerbust
        SBR Sharp
        • 04-07-12
        • 457

        #38
        Originally posted by fatcat504
        Guess Im obviously preaching to the quire here. Seems like a lot of people like being miserable. Sorry that I tried adding a machete to the intelectul thicket. Thanks for the helpful post Patrick!
        You spent 6 years in college?? I guess you didn't take spelling 101 choirboy.
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        • dick butkiss
          SBR Rookie
          • 12-09-13
          • 23

          #39
          You win at a >60% rate.. And look to others for picks?!? C'mon buddy
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          • MattyGPA
            SBR Sharp
            • 02-09-12
            • 292

            #40
            A lotta people go to college for 7 years.....their called doctors. Or is it they're?
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            • bubbabubba
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 01-21-11
              • 939

              #41
              Originally posted by goirishgo
              This horribly written post gave me a headache about 2 sentences in and I gave up.

              I have no clue what he's going on about. This guy has no idea how to spell or actually construct a sentence or a paragraph.

              Hilariously awful post.
              I agree he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. It is kind of humorous though to see just how ignorant some of these people are.
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              • bubbabubba
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 01-21-11
                • 939

                #42
                Fatcat504, shelbykatz and toronto99 are either the same person or they're cut from the same cloth. I wouldn't trust any of them.
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                • scottel
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 1326

                  #43
                  90% or more of these pick sellers are salesmen...not handicappers...the more they scream the farther u should run....as PT Barnum said ...a sucker is born every minute......this business proves it
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                  • fatcat504
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 11-28-13
                    • 115

                    #44
                    Originally posted by bubbabubba
                    I agree he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. It is kind of humorous though to see just how ignorant some of these people are.
                    For not being the sharpest knife in the drawer I called both the Bears and the over tonight ya fat bitch. I got more knowledge in my pinky toe than you do in ya whole retarded melon head. Agree with dat ya tubby prick. You another punk that i wish was face to face wit me. If you dont have somethin constructive to say than keep ya fat mouth shut ya bum. Go pester someone that gives a crap about you. Like ya maw. The only person that can stand your bullshit. Im tryin to get constructive criticism not ya personal thoughts chump.
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                    • fatcat504
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 11-28-13
                      • 115

                      #45
                      Originally posted by bubbabubba
                      Fatcat504, shelbykatz and toronto99 are either the same person or they're cut from the same cloth. I wouldn't trust any of them.
                      Why dont you try being constructive and give ANY kind of advice ya red necked retard. Everyone EXCEPT you trys helpin here. You couldnt help your way outta Burger King you fat tub a shit.
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                      • Shelbycatz
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 04-17-13
                        • 691

                        #46
                        Originally posted by bubbabubba
                        Fatcat504, shelbykatz and toronto99 are either the same person or they're cut from the same cloth. I wouldn't trust any of them.
                        You are one ****** up person
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                        • fatcat504
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 11-28-13
                          • 115

                          #47
                          Most of, not all of so this does not apply to everyone, the posts I've read are people that are freeloading this forum. When you start contributing I will start paying attention to your dumb ass comments. Until then, shut up and contribute or just shut up. And, this isn't an English class. But I'm sure some English professor will proofread this one too. Check my spelling for me though. As if I give a crap about that.
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                          • fatcat504
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 11-28-13
                            • 115

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Shelbycatz
                            You are one ****** up person
                            No, he just lives REALLY DEEP in the woods someplace and hasn't gotten enough hugs from mom.
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                            • fatcat504
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 11-28-13
                              • 115

                              #49
                              I'll bet hubabubba can chew the hell out of a sandwich though!
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                              • Shelbycatz
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 04-17-13
                                • 691

                                #50
                                Originally posted by fatcat504
                                No, he just lives REALLY DEEP in the woods someplace and hasn't gotten enough hugs from mom.
                                Yeah he sent me pm calling me a retard my 7 year old read it so I got dad what's a retard
                                That was fun It's easy to say crap about people when they can't punch you in the nose
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                                • Shelbycatz
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 04-17-13
                                  • 691

                                  #51
                                  I'm sorry he called me penetrating retard. Just to be clear
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                                  • fatcat504
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 11-28-13
                                    • 115

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Shelbycatz
                                    Yeah he sent me pm calling me a retard my 7 year old read it so I got dad what's a retard
                                    That was fun It's easy to say crap about people when they can't punch you in the nose
                                    That shows me a few things. First, that I was 100% correct in my original thoughts on this post, that there are a lot of freeloaders on this forum just looking for chum in the water and they take gambling all too serious. Second is, my assumption that hubbabubba is probably some tabacco chewing, red neck retard that is all burned up and no one wants to hear his negative crap. Third, I realize that my spelling isn't correct. This is text format, not an English essay to be corrected by Professor X. OMG and LMK must be completely wrong here too, right? Like I said, This is all taken too seriously. Some of you guys need to lighten up. And, for the record, If hubbabubba were any kinf of gentleman he would apologise for the remark that he messaged you and he should be thrown off this forum. There is no place for actions like that. I may speak my mind, which is what a forum is about, but I do not intend on intentionally running someone down for a post I may not agree with. I try to be constructive with most posts. And, yes, I am fairly new at all this and Yes my English professor told me never to begin a sentence with AND, but I dont always listen to everyting I am told and none of you are English professors. But, I take it into consideration. So, let me, as a man, apologise for poor little bubba. "Dont pay him no mind, mamma didn't git his grits stains owt his plaid sleeveless Larry da Cable guy shirt dis weeken, so hes maaad!"
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                                    • fatcat504
                                      SBR High Roller
                                      • 11-28-13
                                      • 115

                                      #53
                                      Send me that crap bubba, I will waste my time looking up your IP address just to kick your red neck ass! You should apologise to the lady and be just a little more senseable. Did I spell that right?
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                                      • jerrykroc
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 12-25-12
                                        • 290

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by fatcat504
                                        For not being the sharpest knife in the drawer I called both the Bears and the over tonight ya fat bitch. I got more knowledge in my pinky toe than you do in ya whole retarded melon head. Agree with dat ya tubby prick. You another punk that i wish was face to face wit me. If you dont have somethin constructive to say than keep ya fat mouth shut ya bum. Go pester someone that gives a crap about you. Like ya maw. The only person that can stand your bullshit. Im tryin to get constructive criticism not ya personal thoughts chump.
                                        Well, who didn't like the bears tonight? Me? I am waiting to pound Carolina week 16 and Arizona week 17; Duke in chik fil a peach bowl. Have some biyatch
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                                        • fatcat504
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 11-28-13
                                          • 115

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by jerrykroc
                                          Well, who didn't like the bears tonight? Me? I am waiting to pound Carolina week 16 and Arizona week 17; Duke in chik fil a peach bowl. Have some biyatch
                                          What retarded person added this. And who didnt like the bears? About 50 different cappers, and the whole consensus thats who. Another person that thinks they have something smart ass to say but ain't sayin shit.
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                                          • Shelbycatz
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 04-17-13
                                            • 691

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by fatcat504
                                            Send me that crap bubba, I will waste my time looking up your IP address just to kick your red neck ass! You should apologise to the lady and be just a little more senseable. Did I spell that right?
                                            way to go bears
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                                            • Shelbycatz
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 04-17-13
                                              • 691

                                              #57
                                              way to bears
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                                              • goirishgo
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 11-22-11
                                                • 485

                                                #58
                                                Fatcat completely loses the plot and doesn't understand my original point by defending himself.

                                                You write like a 7th grader. You don't know how to spell, or construct a sentence or paragraph. That makes all of your posts unreadable. Noone is going to waste their time reading a complete assassination of the english language. Your posts are unintelligible barf.

                                                No - you didn't go to six years of college with your horrible writing skills unless it was Retardo University.
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                                                • Wojo
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-19-10
                                                  • 1764

                                                  #59
                                                  Wow! Fatcat, you are the BEST! You picked the Bears tonight! I am sure you will be receiving a phone call from Steve Budin asking you to join his All-Star capping line-up!

                                                  I hope you are really pounding the Jack or Cuervo or something tonight, otherwise, your posts really paint a bad picture of you.

                                                  GL2U the rest of the season! (Anxiously awaiting your picks this coming week!)
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                                                  • AirTroop
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-15-11
                                                    • 2111

                                                    #60
                                                    DUDE (OP)-- If you're a lifetime 60% in ANY upper-level sport you need to stop visiting here, go establish your own service and let us "steal" your picks and post them here because you are one of the best handicappers in the WORLD @ a long-term 60% clip. In sportsbetting if your ROI (return on investment) exceeds 5% you are beating the stockmarket and your bank's interest on your savings account BADLY.

                                                    And... THAT'S what sportsbetting is all about in the end. It's a marathon, not a sprint!
                                                    [B]Follow Me On Twitter: @SouthAlabamaFan[/B]
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                                                    • clockwise1965
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-01-13
                                                      • 6753

                                                      #61
                                                      I have come across a couple good cappers but most are salesman or scam artists.
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                                                      • CTOWNsCAPPIN
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-11-11
                                                        • 3079

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by goirishgo
                                                        Fatcat completely loses the plot and doesn't understand my original point by defending himself.

                                                        You write like a 7th grader. You don't know how to spell, or construct a sentence or paragraph. That makes all of your posts unreadable. Noone is going to waste their time reading a complete assassination of the english language. Your posts are unintelligible barf.

                                                        No - you didn't go to six years of college with your horrible writing skills unless it was Retardo University.
                                                        His posts speak volumes of his lack of education and his keyboard commando attitude makes me think he's soft as whip cream. Get back to capping instead of typing spew all over your pathetic thread, don't want your "60+%" to drop now do ya?!
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                                                        • fatcat504
                                                          SBR High Roller
                                                          • 11-28-13
                                                          • 115

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by CTOWNsCAPPIN
                                                          His posts speak volumes of his lack of education and his keyboard commando attitude makes me think he's soft as whip cream. Get back to capping instead of typing spew all over your pathetic thread, don't want your "60+%" to drop now do ya?!
                                                          Lets find out how soft I am bitch. Send me a way to get in touch with you and I will show you just how soft I am homo. And Ive been at about 60% for longer that you been tryin for a High school diploma chump.
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                                                          • CTOWNsCAPPIN
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-11-11
                                                            • 3079

                                                            #64
                                                            Save yourself the embarrassment. Let me just think you're soft as whip cream rather than actually proving it. Get to capping now son. Those books are anticipating your money coming in.
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                                                            • fatcat504
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 11-28-13
                                                              • 115

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by CTOWNsCAPPIN
                                                              His posts speak volumes of his lack of education and his keyboard commando attitude makes me think he's soft as whip cream. Get back to capping instead of typing spew all over your pathetic thread, don't want your "60+%" to drop now do ya?!
                                                              You guys sound like a bunch of cappers or English teachers to me and you suck at both trying to prove my lack of gramattical skill. I was writing full length dissertations in school while you guys were trying to get a fraudulant line on a Bears game. It's been a long time since I've been in college but having more intellectual ability than the crud Ive heard so far wouldnt be that hard. Oh, and its obvious you are a half-ass capper Mr. Ctown but, couldnt you find a better book to get your genius capping skills from than a book about the Cleveland Browns? You're probably the greatest capper ever huh? Please! Once again responding a whole lot but you guys aren't saying shit.
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                                                              • ANDTHEWINNERIS
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 03-06-08
                                                                • 508

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by fatcat504
                                                                You guys sound like a bunch of cappers or English teachers to me and you suck at both trying to prove my lack of gramattical skill. I was writing full length dissertations in school while you guys were trying to get a fraudulant line on a Bears game. It's been a long time since I've been in college but having more intellectual ability than the crud Ive heard so far wouldnt be that hard. Oh, and its obvious you are a half-ass capper Mr. Ctown but, couldnt you find a better book to get your genius capping skills from than a book about the Cleveland Browns? You're probably the greatest capper ever huh? Please! Once again responding a whole lot but you guys aren't saying shit.
                                                                Dude, you keep coming in here and speaking like an uneducated attention seeking idiot, let it go, all your doing is supplying proof your a low life, give it up, every time you stroke the keyboard, you make yourself look like a moron
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                                                                • Harun
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 07-25-11
                                                                  • 1513

                                                                  #67
                                                                  fucken losers
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                                                                  • AirTroop
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-15-11
                                                                    • 2111

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by fatcat504
                                                                    You guys sound like a bunch of cappers or English teachers to me and you suck at both trying to prove my lack of gramattical skill. ... You're probably the greatest capper ever huh? Please!
                                                                    No dude.... YOU are the greatest capper ever with a lifetime winning percentage ATS of over 60%. You're a record breaker. If you're for real I'd love to buy your picks.
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                                                                    • Shelbycatz
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 04-17-13
                                                                      • 691

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by AirTroop
                                                                      No dude.... YOU are the greatest capper ever with a lifetime winning percentage ATS of over 60%. You're a record breaker. If you're for real I'd love to buy your picks.
                                                                      hey great come back airtroop that should put him in his place
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                                                                      • Shelbycatz
                                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                                        • 04-17-13
                                                                        • 691

                                                                        #70
                                                                        You should hang out with bubbabubba
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