Bobby, you have probably jerked off the to sears catalog, you don't even know what a pussy smell's like. Bobby, buy a whore and have a good time
Who here has fukked a REALLY hot broad
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Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#36Comment -
GELATINOUS CUBESBR MVP
- 08-09-09
- 4534
#37Pics???
(playboy-chicks)blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
overall: 63-34 +$40,290Comment -
SportNutSBR MVP
- 05-16-07
- 1984
#38My ex girl looks very much alike tila tequila...good times!!! Then she dumped me...she thinks that I'm a dirty rat...which I was...yup she was fine...Comment -
Mr Windy CityRestricted User
- 12-27-09
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#40I have, she was cyber girl of the month in playboy, no bullshit.
Her name is francesca demarco. That is not her real name though. I can tell you anything you want about her.Comment -
QuantumLeapSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-22-08
- 6880
#41I've ****** 2 hot broads in my life. One was in Phoenix around 1988 and I think I paid $150 for her. She was from an escort agency and was a California bleach blonde. Just like the kind you see on TV. She let me do almost anything with her. We even drank a beer after we were done so it wasn't like a hurry sort of thing.
The second one was a Russian whore in Dubai. I immediately approached her when I first saw her and asked how much and she said 1500 Dirham which is like $400 so I politely declined. It was a week night at the hooker bar (The Cyclone Club) and was slow so she came back and said "how about 1000?" which is about $275. Now I was getting all my expenses paid since I was working there. I was getting $50/day for meals and only spending $10 so I could afford $275 for this beauty.
She drove her Mercedes back to my place as I took a cab. Once we got back to my place I paid her and we took care of business. She had a flawless body and pretended to really be into it. The thing I will never forget is when we were done she called her friend. She told her friend "he told me I was beautiful and that I was really nice". You see, Russian men treat their women like shit and Arabs aren't much better. This is probably one of the first times in her life she was treated like a lady.Comment -
ttwarrior1BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 06-23-09
- 28460
#42me and ashley judd back in 93, nobody will believe me so not even sure why im posting it. it was at a party after a kentucky ball game.Comment -
southieSBR Sharp
- 05-25-08
- 377
#43Does an 18-yr old Polish pool-boy count?Comment -
no1hereSBR Hall of Famer
- 03-23-09
- 5914
#45get a hooker, I found mine in Amsterdam's Red Light District for $15. USComment -
sundin4prezSBR MVP
- 03-09-10
- 1970
#48first week of university last year, very shy girl that was new to toronto i think she was from chicago but yeah hottest thing ive ever been with..... she had the nicestive ever seen(big c's), tight ass, pretty face and legs to die for,... waaaaay out of my league.... eventually she broke it off and know im back to average girls
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sundin4prezSBR MVP
- 03-09-10
- 1970
#50first week of university last year, very shy girl that was new to toronto i think she was from chicago but yeah hottest thing ive ever been with..... she had the nicestive ever seen(big c's), tight ass, pretty face and legs to die for,... waaaaay out of my league.... eventually she broke it off and know im back to average girls
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Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
- 45359
#51Good stuff men!!
A+++ to Quantum Leap!!
TTwarrior, did anyone know who she was at the time?? She's got no cans from what i recall..Comment -
JW CashSBR MVP
- 12-31-08
- 4453
#52The girls in Rio are beautiful and in superb shape........
I was strolling Copacabana Beach on a Saturday afternoon....and I was really strutting...
had a good swagger going....I am 6-3 and about 250 them and I worked out 3-4 times
a week..so I looked good.....
I passed this girl who was in her 20's......and I just Knew she noticed me and
it was so uncanny....because of what happened next...
She had short hair....kinda looked like Judy Carne on her best day....
Anyway....I passed her and then I stopped and turned toward the ocean...
She then went by me and stopped about 20 ft away and also looked towards
the ocean.....I knew there was a connection....
I got close to her...and she looked at me....and I, at her....and
I just went up to her and we kissed right then and there...a full, all out kiss.....
We then walked to a kiosk on the beach...and I bought beers....and we continued kissing...
She might have been a whore, I dont know....she didnt speak a word of English...
She got up to leave and I put my hand on her breast...and she did NOT like that ..lol
I brought my hand back.....
She scribbled her name and phone number on a piece of paper and gave it to me....
Again she might have been a whore....but the experience of just
meeting Brazilian ass and kissing within minutes was GREAT !!!
True story....I kid you not....
The Brazilians and the Cariocas ( girls from outside the city of Rio ) really like American men...Comment -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 08-19-07
- 31794
#53I've ****** 2 hot broads in my life. One was in Phoenix around 1988 and I think I paid $150 for her. She was from an escort agency and was a California bleach blonde. Just like the kind you see on TV. She let me do almost anything with her. We even drank a beer after we were done so it wasn't like a hurry sort of thing.
The second one was a Russian whore in Dubai. I immediately approached her when I first saw her and asked how much and she said 1500 Dirham which is like $400 so I politely declined. It was a week night at the hooker bar (The Cyclone Club) and was slow so she came back and said "how about 1000?" which is about $275. Now I was getting all my expenses paid since I was working there. I was getting $50/day for meals and only spending $10 so I could afford $275 for this beauty.
She drove her Mercedes back to my place as I took a cab. Once we got back to my place I paid her and we took care of business. She had a flawless body and pretended to really be into it. The thing I will never forget is when we were done she called her friend. She told her friend "he told me I was beautiful and that I was really nice". You see, Russian men treat their women like shit and Arabs aren't much better. This is probably one of the first times in her life she was treated like a lady.
I don't know I find this a very disconnected and sad way to have sex.Comment -
Grits n' GravyRestricted User
- 06-10-10
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#543 from playboy. 2 centerfolds and a cover girl. dated rachel sterling who was a covergirl for about 6 months. great girl. dumb as rocks. wants to be meryl streep, but has zero acting talent. the other 2 were one night stands.
bagged a few porn chicks during the avn season in vegas when i was single at the time. not all that it was cracked up to be. lily thai gave me the clap.Comment -
thebayareabeastSBR MVP
- 04-22-10
- 1475
#55I fukked a girl in LA who was easily a 10. She was a 19 year old escort. Blonde, fake, smokin body.
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JW CashSBR MVP
- 12-31-08
- 4453
#56You know...
If there was a woman in a room...and you were gonna fuk her....
but you had to put a blindfold on first...and then entered the room....
and then started fukking......
You couldnt tell if it was a Smokin HOT Babe...or just trailer trash....
It all feels the same....Comment -
QuantumLeapSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-22-08
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THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
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#58Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day.
I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks!
Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you!
Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him.
If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband.
I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
- 45359
#59Hey Brock, sorry I didnt see this when posted, know you were counting on me to throw out some stories like I always do. Been busy all day. I don't have pics guys, I know how all you fuks are, no pics didnt happen. I dont take many pics of anything, dont leave a visual or paper trail of any fukin thing. I have nothing to prove to you fuks! Ive fuked many hot broads though, Brock! Some were definitely out of my league. CONFIDENCE! Thats all it takes to fuk any broad you want. Looks, money, doesnt matter, just carry yourself in a manner that makes women want to fuk you! Walk in a bar, find the best looking woman in there, the one that you want to take home. Make glances at her for a while. There will come a point in the first 5 minutes when you're exchanging glances that you KNOW if you're gonna fuk her tonight. If she has a boyfriend with her spend the next 5 minutes figuring out how to get rid of him. If she's married & there with her husband, respect the institution of marriage & get her # while hes in the head & fuk her later while hes at work. Married woman are always the best! Fuk 'em & send 'em home to their husband. I've had to pass up more pussy than most men will ever get!Comment -
SportNutSBR MVP
- 05-16-07
- 1984
#63You guys are crazy...sbr!!?Comment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
- 45359
#64Salud Boys!Comment -
JW CashSBR MVP
- 12-31-08
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Ralphie1412SBR Posting Legend
- 01-29-08
- 13963
#66"This is why my basketball intelligence is unmatched on this site. I'm sure there are better cappers but no one can tell you the strategies of most coaches before the game even starts "
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itchypickleSBR Posting Legend
- 11-05-09
- 21452
#67I love nothing less than a 7...anything else...might as well just wait til the next day and double downComment -
JW CashSBR MVP
- 12-31-08
- 4453
#69I love sex.........
Especially...the illicit...immoral...forbidden sex....
The kinda sex you are NOT supposed to have....
Yeh.......Comment -
xyzkySBR MVP
- 08-23-07
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#70lol...so sad...Comment
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