Automan you seem like the type that has had plastic surgery done
Implants??
I would do it but cannot afford
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05-20-16 09:45 PM #36
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05-20-16 10:37 PM #37
Donker...
1. My condolences. Waking up to view that PM was disgusting enough, but when you just know his soon-to-follow PM is gonna be along the lines of "2 tt's, 1 Big Gulp Cup".... well, that's nuff to even make Loshak's skin crawl. Sorry you have to endure such perverted missives from Sandusky's #1 fan.
2. tt's overall deviancy (read his comments re: Sandusky/Paterno/PennSt) makes one think of that scene from HANNIBAL when Mason Verger asks his physician Cordell: "What do you think Lecter wants to do to Clarice? Fukk her?... Kill her?... Eat her?" And Cordell astutely responds: "Oh, I imagine all three... but I wouldn't want to predict in what order."
So...
3. LOCK YOUR DOORS! And... lock & load your 'security system' when you hear that Chocolate Fountain that tt pinched from the Golden Corral come crashin' through your window pane.
You've long been tt's biggest supporter. Calling him strong, athletic *cough cough*, etc etc....
Originally Posted by jjgold
Just send donker a PM like your idol and be done with it already, Baldy!
Don't be like Cruise & Travolta
... just follow your "strong, athletic" buddy's lead:
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05-20-16 10:47 PM #38
TTwarrior and BigDaddyQH were the only posters I ever said weren't quite right, but you can most assuredly add poster Ghenghis Kahn to that list.
He belongs there, but I'd agree that he's more of the BigDaddyQH type who doesn't read before he posts, as opposed to the wildly deviant TTWarrior.
But you never know, SBR is full of surprises and these three can bury themselves without anybody's help.
Good work on another self burial TTWarrior.
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05-20-16 11:22 PM #39
YOU EFFIN ROOKIE YOU! Originally Posted by KVB
If I started to list all the whackjobs that have shown up on SBR, I'd crash the internet's bandwidth capabilities for 'bout a week.
But one example: BigBoyDan use to send me (and others, I believe) the creepiest fukkin PM's this side of tt & sideloaded.
BigBoyDan was one creepy whackjob muthafukker... WoRd.
He was *also* a former SBR mod
... hmmm, might be a correlation there.
Maybe we better ask our esteemed former NHL mod: why is it so many former mods are more flaming than a Bananas Foster Flambé @ El Celler de Can Roca?
Oh wait....... nevermind.
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05-20-16 11:23 PM #40
Who knows what goes on behind the scenes here with different types of posters and deals are making with each other I try to stay out of all that stuff I'm here to help you all and educate you about gambling and how to live life the right way
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05-20-16 11:40 PM #41
1. Post a winner for tomorrow. Originally Posted by jjgold
2. Post cliff notes summarizing your aforementioned techniques on how to Hershey Highway one's aunt.
There are newbies to SBR all the time; they NEED to be educated.
TIA
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05-21-16 06:52 AM #42
donk you should of been a dog. that way you could of licked your own balls.
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05-21-16 08:18 AM #43
Automan is one strange fella
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05-21-16 08:59 AM #44
well, although I haven't ever had a run of more than a day or two since law school without action at my beck and call, autofellatio is obviously something I could do IF I ever found myself in a dry spell..... Originally Posted by chico2663
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05-21-16 09:04 AM #45
in a strange world, it is the normal that seem strange Originally Posted by jjgold
I'm just a good ol boy from S. Texas with a beautiful wife, two sons, a penchant for shooting trophy deer and catching trophy trout, keep myself in shape, above average looks, a profitible law practice, very dry sense of humor and a libido that makes that monkey whackin' off at the zoo on visitors look mild....
and a voice that makes wolverines purr.....
not a day goes by when I'm in court that at least one person throws the "you should have been in radio or on t.v." line at me.....
and an ex-girlfriend of mine used to get tired of having to hear the same ol' question at all the lifestyle bars we ever ventured into and elsewhere, when I'd wear glasses out, that being "has anyone ever told you that you look like SuperMan/Clark Kent"?
AD
ps... Apparently I also have a "nice ass" that drives both men and women wildLast edited by Auto Donk; 05-21-16 at 09:15 AM.
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05-21-16 09:15 AM #46
Automan remove your avatar
why??
Not current
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05-21-16 09:21 AM #47
who cares if it's current or not? that's a good "throw back" to a damn good weekend in 1989 I spent with my family down at the ranch we hunted on at the time, one of my fonder memories as both my dad and I killed bucks despite the ranch hardly having any deer on it.... Originally Posted by jjgold
just goes to show you my run of good times has lasted for the better part of four decades..... What you see depicted in that photo is The Donk in his final year of law school, a time in which he, like Shaq in his mid-late 20's, was at the top of his game.....
nevertheless, like Lyle Lovet, I'll still knock you the fuk out if you "touch my hat"
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05-21-16 09:21 AM #48
jj remove your avatar
why??
Has hair
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05-21-16 09:33 AM #49
and if I threw photos like this around on sbr, I'd have a whole flock of tt warriors in my inbox....
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05-21-16 09:34 AM #50
Oh wow. Did somebody say Tom Cruise? Originally Posted by Auto Donk
and if I threw photos like this around on sbr, I'd have a whole flock of tt warriors in my inbox....
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05-21-16 09:35 AM #51
well, since you can obviously tell from that photo diggity often comments "nice ass" about, I cannot lie... I have had a brazillian butt lift done Originally Posted by jjgold
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05-21-16 09:35 AM #52
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05-21-16 09:39 AM #53
ok, JJ, does this one from last summer have your approval? Originally Posted by jjgold
I know TT Warrior will approve of it.....
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05-21-16 09:43 AM #54
a more recent shot of the very sensual, very toight, Ms. Donk and I:
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05-21-16 09:44 AM #55
Automan it looks like you wear make up
I need to confirm in person
Hey young kid they best way to confirm is I throw water on your face to see if I see streaks of makeup running down your neck
Lukewarm water so nothing shocking or alarming..I do things the right way
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05-21-16 09:47 AM #56
Originally Posted by Auto Donk
and if I threw photos like this around on sbr, I'd have a whole flock of tt warriors in my inbox....
....I kid, I kid...I'm straight as an arrow, Donk.......Having said that, if you and your lovely, voluptuous wife ever want to engage in a menage-a-trois, I'm ready, willing, and able and would be more than happy to oblige!..
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05-21-16 09:51 AM #57
only time I've worn make up in the last 40-some years was Halloween when I went as Capt. Jack Sparrow, and one night my kinked out wife wanted to slap some on me at around 3:00 a.m. during one of our all night love-making fests.... I think she was craving some bi-babe contact that night, and wanted to pretend..... Originally Posted by jjgold
needless to say, that scenario didn't quite pan out for her.....
no self-respecting Texan male that's not in the film/tv business, which i'm not, would ever wear makeup.....
but you can indeed throw some water on me in Vegas, it'll ensure I don't get charged with any crime after I beat the shit out of you....
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05-21-16 09:52 AM #58
Donker... STOP FALLING FOR JJ's FAUX COMPLAINING RUSE!!!
He just wants to rile you up so you keep posting pics of yourself so he can get his jerk on.
Every pic you post he's going at it faster than this lil guy:
http://i.imgur.com/I4SwtOP.gif
Prolly hatching a plan w/tt as we speak!!!
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05-21-16 09:56 AM #59
I know his ploy, I just like to keep giving him more and more rope...... Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
Donker... STOP FALLING FOR JJ's FAUX COMPLAINING RUSE!!!
He just wants to rile you up so you keep posting pics of yourself so he can get his jerk on.
Every pic you post he's going at it faster than this lil guy:
http://i.imgur.com/I4SwtOP.gif
Prolly hatching a plan w/tt as we speak!!!
for at the end of the day, guys range all over the spectrum of having game, attractiveness, success, dicksize, etc....
and in all of those various spectrums, while guys can fall just about anywhere on them, one thing I'm confident in is that JJ is always at one end of those spectrums, and I'm at the very other
ps... that monkey in the .gif you put up is the very monkey I had in mind in my post above, about his libido paling in comparison to my own
pss... and I haven't even gotten to the "good" photos yet; JJ may be about to kill the rest of his day in an allout jerkfest that lasts into the late evening.....Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-21-16 at 10:02 AM.
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05-21-16 11:25 AM #60
PhillyFlyers was a few wings short of a basket. Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
YOU EFFIN ROOKIE YOU!
If I started to list all the whackjobs that have shown up on SBR, I'd crash the internet's bandwidth capabilities for 'bout a week.
But one example: BigBoyDan use to send me (and others, I believe) the creepiest fukkin PM's this side of tt & sideloaded.
BigBoyDan was one creepy whackjob muthafukker... WoRd.
He was *also* a former SBR mod... hmmm, might be a correlation there.
Maybe we better ask our esteemed former NHL mod: why is it so many former mods are more flaming than a Bananas Foster Flambé @ El Celler de Can Roca?
Oh wait....... nevermind.
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05-21-16 12:48 PM #61
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05-21-16 01:52 PM #62
We need to get some Nair in the SBR store for poor Donker and his bear butt issues
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05-21-16 05:13 PM #63
Originally Posted by Smoke
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05-21-16 05:39 PM #64
a lot of photo shop stuff here
Why??
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05-21-16 06:13 PM #65
a small, unimpressive basket, at that Originally Posted by packerd_00
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05-21-16 06:13 PM #66
I wanted that deer to look bigger Originally Posted by jjgold
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05-21-16 06:15 PM #67
when the doctor tells you that you have the testosterone level that is ten times that of the ordinary man, you don't worry about it or try to treat the condition, you run with it.... Originally Posted by Optional
We need to get some Nair in the SBR store for poor Donker and his bear butt issues
five times the level of Billy Jean King
on a side note, I wonder wtf it would be like to be the husband who took that photo.... what the hell must be running through your mind at that time?
Although I'd never be in the position of taking such a photo of some over-testosteroned, furry-assed idiot bangin the shit out of my big fake-tittied wife doggy-style over a bar stool in the middle of the afternoon on a Sunday, I gotta believe I'd be thinking I'm calling a divorce lawyer on monday
on the other hand, he might be thinkin' the same shit tt warrior would be thinkin'..... something along the lines of "damn, I wish I was my wife right now"Last edited by Auto Donk; 05-21-16 at 06:22 PM.
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05-21-16 07:03 PM #68
shame i didn't know you before the stroke. my uncle just sold his hunting ranch in kerrville. It was called rancho trinidad named after my grandmother. It would of been free. Although you would of had to put up with my rich cousin p.j. Originally Posted by Auto Donk
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05-21-16 07:09 PM #69
first BobbyWaves Tits and now Donk's ass.
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05-21-16 07:44 PM #70
damn.... tho those hill country bucks are generally smaller than my s. tex. variety, the word "free" has a nice sound to it.... Originally Posted by chico2663
how the hell would it have been "free?"
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