1. 12-30-12 12:51 AM #106
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    Jezzz dude, this the best you could come up with? Show up late because of the 'ville game and then ask her to check the score, bad mouth the guy she's suppose to meet, which is you. And you carry old toast in your pocket? How much more full of shit could you be? A fuk'in 5 year old could dream up a better story.
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  2. 01-08-13 02:15 AM #107
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    tto, there was no second date
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  3. 01-08-13 02:19 AM #108
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    I'm going to have to read through this thread, sounds like some serious shit.
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  4. 01-08-13 02:31 AM #109
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    Holy hell, that was classic weeder.
    There's no chance that girls 30+ in that pic. And if you've never had a relationship, and that girl isn't your type, maybe you should figure out which team you want to bat for. Regardless of what they say, any single man here (and almost all the rest too) would only dream that the girl would give them the time of day.
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  5. 01-09-13 07:36 PM #110
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Holy hell, that was classic weeder.
    There's no chance that girls 30+ in that pic. And if you've never had a relationship, and that girl isn't your type, maybe you should figure out which team you want to bat for. Regardless of what they say, any single man here (and almost all the rest too) would only dream that the girl would give them the time of day.
    I endorse this message.
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  6. 01-09-13 07:43 PM #111
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    Seaweed, you should take her to play Bingo for your second date.
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  7. 01-09-13 10:04 PM #112
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    kermit you fuk let it go

    weeder said there is no second date

    cant you see your friend is in pain
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  8. 01-10-13 02:06 AM #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Guys, i just got back. I went to meet her for 5 but showed up a few minutes late because of the Louisville game. She was at the bus bench waiting and sitting on her hands because of the cold. I brought a picture of her in my pocket just to make sure and after checking, i was pretty sure it was her. Just when i was about to introduce myself i buckled. I didn't know if i should shake her hand, or lean over and give her a gentle hug. I just stood there like an idiot. About 3-4 minutes passed and i didn't manage to make up my mind. She then asked me if i knew when the next bus was coming, and i told her i didn't know. At this point, i realized my date was not going well. She takes out her phone and starts texting. I knew i had to say something soon so i asked if she could check the score in Louisville. I had to explain to her what sport it was, wasn't a good sign for me. She finally manages to tell me the score. I tell her thanks and continue to stand there. I don't know why i continued to stand there, but i did. She then starts telling me how she was supposed to be meeting someone but he didn't show up. I start bad mouthing this guy she is supposed to be meeting to make her feel good. I then asked her if she had time to grab a quick dinner. She agreed and i couldn't believe it. After leaving Subway i asked her if she wanted to go to the park down the street for a walk, she hesitated but she said OK. I felt on top of the world at this point. We went to the Park and i asked her to come sit on the bench with me to feed the birds. (this was the romantic activity i planned for my date) I grab the old toast bread out of my pocket and she starts laughing. She asked why i have bread in my pocket, and i was stumped. I didn't know what to say so i told her i always feed the birds. She gives me a weird look and i quickly change the subject asking her to update me on the score. She told me thanks for the company and she better get going because the guy she was supposed to meet is picking her up!?! I was so confused and i told her OK. It was a pretty good date but i don't know where to go from here.
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  9. 01-12-13 11:36 AM #114
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  10. 01-12-13 11:36 AM #115
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArchieBunker View Post

    Should have to her this
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  11. 01-13-13 01:05 AM #116
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    yeah that chick was pretty hawt....that's a blown chance seaweed...disappointing but you gotta take advantage and see what happens next time..next time bring 2 pieces of old bread so BOTH of you can feed the birds and then give 1 to a hobo LOLOLOL
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  12. 04-03-13 08:09 PM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenMAN View Post
    yeah that chick was pretty hawt....that's a blown chance seaweed...disappointing but you gotta take advantage and see what happens next time..next time bring 2 pieces of old bread so BOTH of you can feed the birds and then give 1 to a hobo LOLOLOL
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  13. 04-04-13 06:21 AM #118
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    Great thread Seaweed
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  14. 04-04-13 08:12 AM #119
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  15. 03-27-14 12:10 PM #120
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    Saer what ever happened to rose?
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