getting into the pimping game

[cincinnatikid513]

i had this dream

[BrickJames]

It's not something you "get into"

Pimping strippers way better and more classy than pimping wh0res.

The bottom line is chicks are lazy as shit and bad with money.

They want someone strong minded to crack the whip and make their ass go to work, come home after work and not party all night. Make them get on the fukkin treadmill every morning and keep the finances in order.

You have to have "it" though. If you are already banging strippers with ease off the clock you have "it". If not I wouldn't attempt it. These hoes are crazy and will run right over you of get you in big trouble.

[franklee168]

Pimpin aint easy?

[BrickJames]

Pimpin aint easy?

Hard way to make an easy living.

[BrickJames]

The beauty of pimping strippers is its legal and you can fuk them because they're not going to catch anything giving a lap dance.

Most strippers are independent contractors and just pay the club a door fee when they show up and tip the manager out when they leave, make the bitch come home and cash you out everything she made that day and keep her ass out of trouble.

They're usually really young so maybe get her into some college classes and get her a gym membership. Make her go to the gym at least three times a week.

It sounds simple but you would be surprised at how dumb some of these strippers are.

[cincinnatikid513]

it was a very bad dream

[BrickJames]

i was joking really, just helping out a damsel in distress get a place stay no,friends no money no family in area. just being helpful

DON'T SAVE EM!

Don't be Captain Save A Hoe. That's a bad look. Find out when the next amateur night is at the strip club by your house and take her ass down there and let her try out.

Tell the bitch if she don't work she don't eat.

Some of these hot young ones can make 10 grand in a week easy.

[BrickJames]

A little stripper outfit, stripper heels and some hair extensions and eyelashes will only cost you like two hundred bucks.

Get her nails and hair done.

She will appreciate it and think you're super cool.

Bring her to amateur night and make he audition.

[cincinnatikid513]

i almost did something very stupid

[BrickJames]

You want the stripper game it's the perfect setup.

The strip club provides everything.

Security
Alcohol
John's
ATM's
Advertising

All you have to do is get the bitch all cleaned up, set up an audition and if she makes the cut bring her there and pick her up every day.

If they don't hire her they will tell her why and say come back in 3 to 6 months for another audition.

Get the bitch in the gym.

The funny thing is in her eyes you will be helping her get her life together show me going to college going to the gym flossing on dudes on social media.

All her friends will be like wow so and so finally got her shit together.

In the meantime you just sit back and count that cash and hump that ass.

[BrickJames]

Dudes will be in there trying to give her all kinds of drugs and shit.

Tell the bitch NO DRUGS! NO DRINKING! These bitches can get sloppy and go downhill quick.

Keep her on a short leash. Make sure you're the only one picking her up or bringing her there.

Picking her up right when she gets off as the most important part cuz that's when she has all the money.

Make sure you're there right at 3 a.m. or whenever the f*** they get off to pick her ass up and get that money from her ass before she spends it on some dumb shit.

[cincinnatikid513]

my mind was not thinking very clearly

[BrickJames]

Topless is fine. Dudes will still be in there tricking.

That's even better for you because she won't feel as demeaned and degraded afterwards

[cincinnatikid513]

thankfully some wise people

[BrickJames]

She's going to have to work the day shift then. She can still easily knock down 500 a day.

If you're not into her and don't really give a shit about her tell her to give guys handjobs for a hundred bucks in the private room.

Where I'm from if it has alcohol it has to be only topless.

I prefer the topless places to the fully nude ones

[cincinnatikid513]

spoke to me in my dream

[BrickJames]

i'm thinking escorting think she can do decent at that she's not into drugs only weed which is good, so many of the escorts in area are hard candy users it's gross

Yeah but that's a whole different ballgame, if she's escorting then you become the security and the manager and all the headaches that come along with it

[BrickJames]

i'm thinking escorting think she can do decent at that she's not into drugs only weed which is good, so many of the escorts in area are hard candy users it's gross

Plus that's illegal, you're clean as a whistle at the strip club

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[cincinnatikid513]

told me to wake up and see the light

[BrickJames]

i'm just helping out somebody really don't want to get involved in any shading dealings, whatever she does to make money i don't judge i'm just curious how much money she can bring in

An old bitch with big ? A lot! Some guys are into that.

Is she fat?

[cincinnatikid513]

i saw the light

[cincinnatikid513]

and i stayed out of trouble

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[BrickJames]

yes i'm def not going to do anything illegal, just helping out somebody

Sounds like you're already helping her enough. If she's too old and fat to work at the strip club wake her ass get a job at Burger King or something.

[BrickJames]

not too bad 140 lbs, but she's been staying with some illegal guy in a trailer and t he power got turned off so she's been in a sauana sweat box think she prob lost a few lbs

Sounds like a day shift bitch to me.

140 ant bad, once she starts hitting that treadmill for an hour every morning she'll drop way down quick and get all toned and defined

[cincinnatikid513]

i'm helping charities only for now on

[cincinnatikid513]

not charity cases

[BrickJames]

not too bad 140 lbs, but she's been staying with some illegal guy in a trailer and t he power got turned off so she's been in a sauana sweat box think she prob lost a few lbs

Just sit the bitch down and tell her it's time to get her life together and start making some real money.

Tell her she ain't getting any younger. This might be your last chance to make something of her life.

She'll jump right on board

[BrickJames]

yah just got to feature the good parts get some sexy pics out there

Go to the sex shop and pick out some outfits that show off the big titties and hide her gross parts. Sounds like the topless place is perfect for her cuz all she has to do is take them titties out she can keep the rest of her body covered up

[cincinnatikid513]

it's too easy to get burned

[cincinnatikid513]

being nice and helpful

[BrickJames]

Stripper heels, hair extensions, fake eyelashes.

Get all her fingers and toes manicured and her hair done.

Maybe start making the bitch run a mile outside every morning.

And get her off the weed that ruins your ambition.

Get this bitch sober and in shape and she'll make you a fortune

[cincinnatikid513]

can't help everyone

[BrickJames]

she's got 2 kids up north has an id problem all her stuff got stolen by some homeless people, she needs get a new id, record i'm not sure of but wouldn't surprise me, just happy for her she's not into the meth and crack like i have seen alot of people down here, this is just a trial period 2 nights at a decent hotel and she can do her thing, how much money u think can bring in fri night and all day sat and sta night check out sun am

Dude you're going to get hit by the vice squad down there.

That's illegal