My SBR friends. Been extremely depressed this week.....

[Al Masters]

If this had actually happened the video
would be held and used as evidence.

You would under no circumstances
be able to view it.

Yet you state you saw it.. who
should it to you the cops? the store owner?

This is not at all possible.. however
you get an A+ for creating content for the site.

[jts1207]

If this had actually happened the video
would be held and used as evidence.

You would under no circumstances
be able to view it.

Yet you state you saw it.. who
should it to you the cops? the store owner?

This is not at all possible.. however
you get an A+ for creating content for the site.

Come on Al....Big B pulled up in the Lambo....popped the trunk and got the AK....made store owner show him that shit..... follow the storyline

[BigBusiness]

If this had actually happened the video
would be held and used as evidence.

You would under no circumstances
be able to view it.

Yet you state you saw it.. who
should it to you the cops? the store owner?

This is not at all possible.. however
you get an A+ for creating content for the site.

Jesus Christ. Nowhere in my post did I ever state I saw the footage immediately. Of course I didn't. I actually finally saw what happened yesterday.

[BigBusiness]

Live ghetto, die ghetto....over some fukking tennis shoes??

Zero fukks given here

fukk you fat fukk

[cincinnatikid513]

maybe big business is le

[Bostongambler]

Maybe he was wearing a red ballcap when he was in a blue ballcap territory. I mean isn’t that enough reason to pop a cap in someone in the hood?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

It wasn't the shooter that robbed him you stupid fukker. It was the bums/crack fiends hanging outside of the liquor store that robbed him.

That makes it even worse! Sure, the "shooters" want to get away fast, but the crack fiends? They've got all the time in the world - but let's leave the most expensive item THAT WE HAVE THE KEYS TO behind.....
Also, like BostonGambler said, they were BOTH wearing Air Jordans?
WTF?!?!
When's the last time you've seen ANYONE wearing Jordans, let alone 2 people?
Did this take place in 1986?
Also, you looked at the surveillance tape and it "appeared" to be your homie, but you could tell the other guy was wearing Jordans? Was the bottom half of the T.V. screen clearer than the top half?

Dude, just quit while you're behind. I think I hear mommy calling you down for dinner anyways.....

[Bostongambler]

That makes it even worse! Sure, the "shooters" want to get away fast, but the crack fiends? They've got all the time in the world - but let's leave the most expensive item THAT WE HAVE THE KEYS TO behind.....
Also, like BostonGambler said, they were BOTH wearing Air Jordans?
WTF?!?!
When's the last time you've seen ANYONE wearing Jordans, let alone 2 people?
Did this take place in 1986?
Also, you looked at the surveillance tape and it "appeared" to be your homie, but you could tell the other guy was wearing Jordans? Was the bottom half of the T.V. screen clearer than the top half?

Dude, just quit while you're behind. I think I hear mommy calling you down for dinner anyways.....

Hahahaha... Bravo...

This story has more holes in than Swisscheese.

[jts1207]

Was a SLR now a SLS.....can't even keep his Hot Wheels right lmao

[Booya711]

fukk you fat fukk

Fukking clown...you aren’t far behind your boy I’m sure

[Heltah Skeltah]

How many kids did he have? I'm sure he wasn't a father figure for them or even in the kids lives but still sucks the little — won't ever get to meet the guy

[Booya711]

Wanna be gangsta bitch

[jts1207]

Fukking clown...you aren’t far behind your boy I’m sure

He's only like 5 levels behind in Grand Theft Auto....he will catch up

[cincinnatikid513]

is this big business and his crew

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[Booya711]

He's only like 5 levels behind in Grand Theft Auto....he will catch up

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

{There were 4 dope fiends/bums hanging outside of the store drinking and begging for money and they all scattered when they heard the bullets flying.}

Now, if the “bums all scattered when the bullets started flying” - who strayed behind to take his shoes, watch, and jewelry?
And what happened to your homie’s Porsche that he left at your crib?
Enquiring minds want to know.....

[BigBusiness]

That makes it even worse! Sure, the "shooters" want to get away fast, but the crack fiends? They've got all the time in the world - but let's leave the most expensive item THAT WE HAVE THE KEYS TO behind.....
Also, like BostonGambler said, they were BOTH wearing Air Jordans?
WTF?!?!
When's the last time you've seen ANYONE wearing Jordans, let alone 2 people?
Did this take place in 1986?
Also, you looked at the surveillance tape and it "appeared" to be your homie, but you could tell the other guy was wearing Jordans? Was the bottom half of the T.V. screen clearer than the top half?

Dude, just quit while you're behind. I think I hear mommy calling you down for dinner anyways.....

Nope. None of them took the car. Left it right there. Guess they didn't want that charge.

The shooter was clearly wearing Jordan XI's. They have a very distinct design. Can spot them a mile away.

[BigBusiness]

{There were 4 dope fiends/bums hanging outside of the store drinking and begging for money and they all scattered when they heard the bullets flying.}

Now, if the “bums all scattered when the bullets started flying” - who strayed behind to take his shoes, watch, and jewelry?
And what happened to your homie’s Porsche that he left at your crib?
Enquiring minds want to know.....

I already stated that after they scattered, some of them came back to the scene to take what my boy had on him, only to scatter again like deer caught in the headlights once the first cop drove on to the scene.

What do you mean what happened to his porsche? It was obviously still at my house........

[BigBusiness]

Wanna be gangsta bitch

fat diabetic fukker.

Concentrate on losing some weight you old son of a bitch.

[Booya711]

fat diabetic fukker.

Concentrate on losing some weight you old son of a bitch.

I’m 6’3 225 you worthless fake ingga.....

black people are even embarrassed by you

[Bostongambler]

I’ve met Booya, trust me he isn’t fat.

[Bostongambler]

Smallbusiness, why do the hood folk always repeat what you say when one makes a joke?

For instance; someone says something and I say “ so is your mother”, and the hood folks next line is “ he said so is your mother”.

Ya!!! I know what I said

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I found something else that doesn’t add up:

{My boy collapsed, but was able to pull his pistol out and pop back.}

So, wallet, watch, shoes, pockets rifled through, but car stays.....
O.K. then.....
What about the pistol? Seems like that would’ve been the first & easiest thing stolen.....
And how did you get your SLS back to your house? Did someone drive with you and you just happened to have an extra set of keys on you?

I’m just trying to help you for the next time you want to make up a fantastic tale. Pay attention to the details!

[Bostongambler]

Also, when I say “What’s up” to one their reply is “ aigghhht”. Wtf do you mean aiggghht??? I didn’t ask you how you are? I asked what’s up.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

I already stated that after they scattered, some of them came back to the scene to take what my boy had on him, only to scatter again like deer caught in the headlights once the first cop drove on to the scene.

What do you mean what happened to his porsche? It was obviously still at my house........

So, your homie had your car (which magically wasn’t stolen), and the Porsche stayed at your house - how did YOU get to the liquor store? Do you have another car? Did you walk? Then, also, how did you get your car back to your house? Did a crackhead drop the keys, and (even though there was cops everywhere, ambulances, yellow tape, etc.) did you walk right up through the murder crime scene and pick them up?

[maggiethebestdog]

Nope. None of them took the car. Left it right there. Guess they didn't want that charge.

The shooter was clearly wearing Jordan XI's. They have a very distinct design. Can spot them a mile away.

Good point
Ghetto thugs are scared to death of a stolen car charge, lol

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

When your homeboy shot back, did he hit anybody? And if so, did anyone check the surrounding ER’s for anyone coming in with a bullet wound? Aren’t all of those immediately reported to the police by the hospital?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

And who wears a gold chain and a Rolex late at night, ALONE, to a dicey liquor store surrounded by thieving crackheads. Then picks a fight with a gang of thugs? Again, ALONE. Your homie’s not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, is he? Darwinism at it’s finest. Your homie should consider himself lucky he made it this far in life.....

[Booya711]

I’ve met Booya, trust me he isn’t fat.

This ingga is dumb BG

[Bostongambler]

This ingga is dumb BG

Yup. He’s wearing the thug life badge like it’s a thing of honor.

[Foxx]

This shit just isn't adding up. It's a shame.

[Booya711]

Bigbusiness is a fukking clown......mods delete this puto

[Bostongambler]

This shit just isn't adding up. It's a shame.

It’s about as real as funnyb’s spreadsheet.

[grease lightnin]

Big B is a decent writer. But not authentic enough. C+

However if his ramblings are meant to be satiric and absurd.... I will bump it to a B-

[thechaoz]

That was the blackest story ever