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    Sexual Acronyms used by escort services

    I did not know a couple of these. Birdwatching? TUMA?


    AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
    ABC = american born chinese
    ABJ = american born japanese
    Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
    AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
    analingus = licking anus
    Asian = analingus
    Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
    ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
    ATF = all time favorite
    ATM = ass to mouth = *****, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
    attempts = trying to orgasm
    Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
    B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
    babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
    balloons = breast implants
    BB = bareback = without condom
    BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
    BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom
    BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
    BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
    BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
    BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
    BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
    BBFS = bare back sex
    BBW = big beautiful woman
    BCD = behind closed doors
    BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
    BF = boy friend
    BFE = boy friend experience
    birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
    BLS = ball licking and sucking
    Blue Jay = blow job
    blue pill = Viagra
    BSB = bus stop babe
    butter face = everything looks good, but her face
    BTW = by the way
    cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
    CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
    CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
    CD = cross dresser
    CDS = covered doggy style
    CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
    CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
    CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
    CIM = *** in mouth
    CL = craigslist.org
    CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
    CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
    Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
    cover = condom
    cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
    cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
    DATO = dining at the o = analingus
    DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
    DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
    Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA
    Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
    donation = payment
    Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
    DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
    DDG = drop dead gorgeous
    DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
    DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
    DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
    DT = deep throat, entire length of ***** taken in mouth
    ECR = el camino real
    EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
    escort = a temporary companion for hire
    facial = cumming on partner's face
    FBSM = full body sensual massage
    fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
    FIV = finger in vagina
    FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
    FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
    FOV = finger outside vagina
    French = BJ
    French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
    FS = full service = BJ + Sex
    Get Brain = blow job
    Get Comfortable = get completely naked
    GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
    GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
    GND = girl next door
    Greek = anal sex, back door
    GS = golden shower = urination play
    GSM = g-spot massage
    happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
    hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
    Hat = condom
    HDH = high dollar hottie
    HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
    HH = half hour
    HM = high mileage
    HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
    HWP = height and weight proportionate
    hooker = prostitute
    IMHO = in my humble opinion
    interpreter = condom
    Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
    ISO = in search of
    kitty = vagina
    Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
    LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
    LE = ellie = law enforcement
    LK = light kissing, closed mouth
    LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
    mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
    MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
    MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
    MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
    Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
    Missionary = man on top, girl on back
    mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
    MP = massage parlor
    MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
    MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
    MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
    NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
    NP = no problem
    NSA = no strings attached
    OWO = oral without condom
    OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
    papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
    party hat = condom
    PIV = penis in vagina
    PL = Pathetic Loser
    PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
    PS = private show (Dance)
    PSE = Porn Star Experience
    PV = private viewing (Dance)
    RA = relaxation assistant
    raincoat = condom
    RB = myredbook.com
    rimming = analingus
    RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
    ROB = Rip Off *****
    Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
    Reverse massage = you massage her
    Roman shower = vomit play
    RPG = role playing games
    Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
    SC = Strip Club
    self-service = you masturbate
    SF = San Francisco
    shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
    SO = significant other
    SOG = shot on goal = one release
    SOMF = sat on my face
    south of the border = gential region
    southern france = BBBJ
    SP = Service Provider
    SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
    spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
    spinner = very petite, thin girl
    STD = sexually transmitted disease
    stroll = path frequented by street walkers
    SW = street walker
    TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
    teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
    TG = transgender
    TGTBT = too good to be true
    Tina = crystal meth
    TJ = Tijuana
    TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
    TLD = topless lap dance
    tossing salad = analingus
    Troll = rude and hideous PL
    Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
    TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
    TS = transexual
    TUMA = tongue up my ass
    TV = transvestite
    UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
    WTF = What the ****? (I'm rather surprised by this)
    XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
    YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
    1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
    411 = seeking information
    420 = 4:20 = marijuana
    69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time





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    great post, there sure are a lot of them

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    Roman shower = vomit play

    fukking nasty. that cant be a popular choice.

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    All those acronyms and not one mention of a glory hole? What's the world coming to?

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    Another fine service you have provided the SBR forum followers.... Thanks Dad!

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    Is San Francisco the sex capital of the USA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipper View Post
    Another fine service you have provided the SBR forum followers.... Thanks Dad!

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    Paging wantitall4moi......................

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    You just never know when you may need to use one of these terms. It's bet to have them all memorized, ya know?

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