Has a woman ever shit on you before?

[GUMMO77]

No words.

[Slanina]

I'm starting to realize I'm too old to be on this forum. What is entertaining on here is a bit much for me.

[Big Bear]

I was banging a chick from behind last night and she shit on me than passed out . I think i was banging her too hard.
I wiped it off and then took a selfie

r u wearing a rug?

[brooks85]

odds of hillary clinton having not shit on you already are very low.

[BrickJames]

You put your shirt on first?

[Eddy Munny]

...Still not as creepy as the photo that kicked off this thread.

[TheMoneyShot]

This thread made me laugh but it brought back a memory...

This happened about... 5-6 years ago. I was closing the tanning salon one night... and this girl... who's been a client of mine for about 3 years happened to text me. She goes what are you doing right now? I said closing the salon. She goes want me to come up there? I said sure... she brings these 2 large canned German Beers... she goes try one... I said I have my own stuff... captain in the back room. We're just sitting in one of the rooms shooting the sh#$ back and forth... talking about different stuff. She already downed one and half of the german beers... (girl can throw em down) and I can tell she's buzzed. We start making out... heads to the floor of one of the rooms. Tiny girl... unreal lay... all of a sudden... I look down... and there's this small brown circular thing on the floor... right near her butt. I'm on top of her... and I'm pretending not to notice. I finish what I had to do... and get off of her... and while she's getting up her foot almost smashes this piece of poop on the floor. I quickly position my had near her foot... so it kinda steered her away... she's getting dressed... we're all smiling... laughing because we had a good time... I'm fukking laughing because I'm trying to figure out if she knows her poop is on the floor? We exit the room... and she must of seen it right? I mean... wtf? This has never happened before in my life... did she just release from all the sexual excitement?

After that event... nope... I didn't text her the following day... oh well. How the hell can you text someone who just pooped while having sex?




She's on the right.... she's probably around 27/28 now? We messed around when she was like 22/23ish

Oh well... life goes on.

[Da Manster!]

This thread made me laugh but it brought back a memory...

This happened about... 5-6 years ago. I was closing the tanning salon one night... and this girl... who's been a client of mine for about 3 years happened to text me. She goes what are you doing right now? I said closing the salon. She goes want me to come up there? I said sure... she brings these 2 large canned German Beers... she goes try one... I said I have my own stuff... captain in the back room. We're just sitting in one of the rooms shooting the sh#$ back and forth... talking about different stuff. She already downed one and half of the german beers... (girl can throw em down) and I can tell she's buzzed. We start making out... heads to the floor of one of the rooms. Tiny girl... unreal lay... all of a sudden... I look down... and there's this small brown circular thing on the floor... right near her butt. I'm on top of her... and I'm pretending not to notice. I finish what I had to do... and get off of her... and while she's getting up her foot almost smashes this piece of poop on the floor. I quickly position my had near her foot... so it kinda steered her away... she's getting dressed... we're all smiling... laughing because we had a good time... I'm fukking laughing because I'm trying to figure out if she knows her poop is on the floor? We exit the room... and she must of seen it right? I mean... wtf? This has never happened before in my life... did she just release from all the sexual excitement?

After that event... nope... I didn't text her the following day... oh well. How the hell can you text someone who just pooped while having sex?




She's on the right.... she's probably around 27/28 now? We messed around when she was like 22/23ish

Oh well... life goes on.

[Eddy Munny]

I'm just glad MS banged the one on the right. I think the one on the left pees standing up.

[Da Manster!]

I wonder if they have stinky gashes?!......Moneyshot didn't mention it so I'm guessing not!...