This Is Going To Be The Biggest Decision and Day of My Life. Need Some Advice...

[Seaweed]

My grandma told me today that her friend Rose knows this single and looking lady friend. She wants to set her up with me on a blind date. I have never dated, and have never even thought about being with someone because i am too focused on handicapping. My grandma's friend Rose hardly knows me but my grandma complains to her about me. My grandma says i have to go on a date with her this Saturday Night. That's the worst day for me because it's a crucial time for catching line shifts in football. I don't like distractions but my grandma says i have no choice. I'm so mad and nervous. I don't know who she is, what she looks like, or what color she is. All my grandma told me was that Rose said she is a single and looking lady. Rose already told her about it so she is expecting a blind date Saturday. She lives 20 minutes biking distance from my grandmas house, so that's like 55 minutes walking. I have to meet her at the bus stop on Central Avenue and Steels road for 5pm. That's all i know. Should I go??What should i do for my date?? What do i do or say when i see her??

Sorry for asking about intercourse on here but i'm so nervous.

Thanks guys

[slash]

We need pictures in order to make our decision.

[Double Bogey]

Are you 13 Years Old?

[tto827]

not at you seaweed, but at this threads potential. You have to give us an age range of both you and your new lady friend.

[Seaweed]

Are you 13 Years Old?

No, I'm in my mid-high 20's.

[ttwarrior1]

saloon

[Seaweed]

We need pictures in order to make our decision.

Pictures of what? I'm going to try and ask my grandma to call Rose and find out her age tomorrow.

[tatddy]

Should be fun to see how many people bite on this thread. Good job Seaweed. SBR is your...

[hels]

This is an intense decision weeder.

You have to be honest with this girl.... she must know that you're a professional handicap

Tell her that you will teach her how to make millions if she comes back to your place and has a few wobbly pops with you

Take your clothes off as that is what all us professionals do to be comfortable

[tto827]

No, I'm in my mid-high 20's.

I dunno why weeder but I always envisioned you and the giant being roughly 50 years old. And if this is at all serious, go on the date dude, there will always be something else to bet on, if the stories true there may not be another chance to get laid.

And if its not serious, how the fukk do you make this shit up?

[Seaweed]

This is an intense decision weeder.

You have to be honest with this girl.... she must know that you're a professional handicap

Tell her that you will teach her how to make millions if she comes back to your place and has a few wobbly pops with you

Take your clothes off as that is what all us professionals do to be comfortable

That's pretty vague, but if i go i will obviously mention my career as a private handicapper. If she is into sports and betting, it should be easy to talk. But otherwise i don't know what i would do. I don't want to let my grandma down. I don't have a place, i live with my grandma for the next month in Toronto so i don't want to bring her back to see grandma.

[Seaweed]

I dunno why weeder but I always envisioned you and the giant being roughly 50 years old. And if this is at all serious, go on the date dude, there will always be something else to bet on, if the stories true there may not be another chance to get laid.

And if its not serious, how the fukk do you make this shit up?

ttoo, this story is 100 percent true, unfortunately. I will take a picture of her when she's not looking to prove it. If it was up to me i would rather stay in. I'm not going until i know her age.

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[Seaweed]

Where do i take her? I was thinking of the movies because it's dark and there isn't much talking but i don't want to spend money on a movie when it's free on the internet. I have no idea...i'm dreading this.

[19th Hole]

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bingo !!

[hels]

Where do i take her? I was thinking of the movies because it's dark and there isn't much talking but i don't want to spend money on a movie when it's free on the internet. I have no idea...i'm dreading this.

Take her to a strip club weeder

Bitches love strip clubs

Tell her you don't drink

Watch naked girls and no money spent

Best first date of all time

[Seaweed]

Guys, seriously. A little help. Why do you care if i'm a virgin or not? Respect my body. I'm about to go on a date with someone, who might be possibly beautiful. Who knows. You might all regret it when i plant a seed and little weeders are running around here in no time.

[JasonDC]

Dont go...dont do this to the poor girl..if you do end up going i think i speak for everyone when i say please post some pics from your date.

[JasonDC]

Guys, seriously. A little help. Why do you care if i'm a virgin or not? Respect my body. I'm about to go on a date with someone, who might be possibly beautiful. Who knows. You might all regret it when i plant a seed and little weeders are running around here in no time.

You overdid it with this post..made it too obvious it's a troll job..i thought it was BS all along but this confirmed it.

[19th Hole]

Dont go...dont do this to the poor girl..if you do end up going i think i speak for everyone when i say please post some pics from your date.

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Exactly...You're too pathetic to begin a social life.

[Untied]

If she's one of your Grandma's friends. Take her out for an Early Bird special, and get her back to the home to watch her "stories" on the T.V. If it goes well maybe she'll crochet you a nice sweater. (Oh, and make sure she takes out her dentures at the end of the night)

[Seaweed]

You overdid it with this post..made it too obvious it's a troll job..i thought it was BS all along but this confirmed it.

Over-did it? You have made me want to go on this date now so i can show you pictures. Thanks.

[Seaweed]

If she's one of your Grandma's friends. Take her out for an Early Bird special, and get her back to the home to watch her "stories" on the T.V. If it goes well maybe she'll crochet you a nice sweater. (Oh, and make sure she takes out her dentures at the end of the night)

It's not my grandma's friend. It's a lady my grandma's friend Rose knows. She is obviously younger or she wouldnt set her up with me. I don't care if people make fun in here but i honestly need some advice because i have never been on a real date.

[Seaweed]

Dont go...dont do this to the poor girl..if you do end up going i think i speak for everyone when i say please post some pics from your date.

Will do.

[PAULYPOKER]

Good luck Weeder,


getting waxed is a must though before 1st date.................

[The Kraken]

Watch a porno just before she comes over and then as quick as you can try to get her in bed and just copy what the guy in the porn did. Chicks love that shit.

[ttwarrior1]

use some of my lines

ask her if what she would like to do, and then do that, if she asks you, ask her if she would like to see a movie, then u go there
after that, take her to some place like applebies or golden corral

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[JasonDC]

Watch a porno just before she comes over and then as quick as you can try to get her in bed and just copy what the guy in the porn did. Chicks love that shit.

Yes..this is very good advice..and afterwards im sure it will get back to grandma and her friend Rose..please report back with their reactions.

[Seaweed]

Yes..this is very good advice..and afterwards im sure it will get back to grandma and her friend Rose..please report back with their reactions.

[ouman101]

Make sure you jack off before the date. Don't want to be going into it with a loaded gun

[Seaweed]

Good luck Weeder,


getting waxed is a must though before 1st date.................

Thanks, Pauly I'm going to need it. I don't even get this nervous before i bet. Don't need any waxing though.

[Deuce]

Not a bad story. We'll see where this thread ends up.

[Seaweed]

Make sure you jack off before the date. Don't want to be going into it with a loaded gun

Why?

[uncynd]

After briefly browsing the thread I'm pretty sure no matter what she will be a catch. BOL Seaweed! Nail her!