Mathdotcom Industries releasing O8.5 Orioles/Jays +116

[acl123]

Apparently, REAL MEN brag about the size of their dick but when it comes down to dirty time, they're afraid to pull their pants down.

Bet you didn't know that, Mathy. This acl guy is teaching us a lot.

Put your calculator down for a minute and you might learn something about sports.

[mathdotcom]

It makes a lot of sense that a guy who thinks BTCL is meaningless also believes 3 trials is an adequate sample size to judge anything.

He's also choosing to ignore the previous 3 plays I made that were +450, +190 and +112 winners...

[mathdotcom]

Ugh I broke 10,000 posts arguing with this moron

[MonkeyF0cker]

Put your calculator down for a minute and you might learn something about sports.

I don't think I can. My coke-bottle glasses and my awkward coordination prevent it.

You can try though, sensei. No promises.

[jjgold]

You pulled your pants down, jj.

I guess it means you're not a real man.

Monkey you think your bigger than me???

serious here

If I come to vegas in summer would you be interested in a measure test??

we will get some hot chick to measure us

2k???????????

[The Giant]

"Ric the Ethiopian" doesn't quite have the flair, does it?

This thread gave some major insight on the people that understand gambling, and those that don't.

Good luck to all.

[acl123]

I only started paying attention to you want you were anoited platinum capper.

[mathdotcom]

Monkey you think your bigger than me???

serious here

If I come to vegas in summer would you be interested in a measure test??

we will get some hot chick to measure us

2k???????????

moneyline
jjgold +19000
monkey -20000

spread
+3.5 -110
-3.5 -110

total:
9
100/-120

skill testing Q: Can you calculate the value of a half inch ?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Monkey you think your bigger than me???

serious here

If I come to vegas in summer would you be interested in a measure test??

we will get some hot chick to measure us

2k???????????

Erect or flaccid? What temperature? Use of heat packs prohibited? What happens if we tie? Swordfight tiebreaker with the winner getting the girl?

I need details.

[jgilmartin]

Are there key numbers in dick measuring?

[antifoil]

depends on race.

5.5 key number.

[mathdotcom]

MDC WAGERING RULES

1. Bettors may purchase a 1 inch teaser however correlated teasers will not be allowed. Either you take +3.5 with the OVER or -3.5 with the UNDER. We will not fall for your wiseguy tricks.

2. Half-inches may be purchased for 5000 cents

3. Live betting permitted but wagers may be nullified on obvious bad lines

[antifoil]

this would need a weigh in and a testosterone level test.

[No coincidences]

Pinnacle
CRIS
Greek
Sportsbetting
Betonline
Lowvig
Hollywood
BetIslands
Rick the Spic (a local who calls himself that, but is actually Ethiopian)

I thought you bet yesterday's over at Matchbook?

[mathdotcom]

Those are maybe 1/3rd of the books I play at

[acl123]

Those are maybe 1/3rd of the books I play at

Platinum capper.Duh.

[The Giant]

Mathdotcom, do you live outside the states?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Platinum capper.Duh.

Hey!

Start teaching me some shit.

I'm ready to be LEARNT!!!!!

[MonkeyF0cker]

moneyline
jjgold +19000
monkey -20000

spread
+3.5 -110
-3.5 -110

total:
9
100/-120

skill testing Q: Can you calculate the value of a half inch ?

MDC WAGERING RULES

1. Bettors may purchase a 1 inch teaser however correlated teasers will not be allowed. Either you take +3.5 with the OVER or -3.5 with the UNDER. We will not fall for your wiseguy tricks.

2. Half-inches may be purchased for 5000 cents

3. Live betting permitted but wagers may be nullified on obvious bad lines

JJ, I just sent you pics. Let's manipulate these markets.

We gon be rich!

[acl123]

Hey!

Start teaching me some shit.

I'm ready to be LEARNT!!!!!

Everybody is a winning gambler.
I dont know how these books stay in buisness.
Ok monkey.......whos the coach of the miami Dolphins? Hurry up.No google.

[acl123]

Times up.
i guess your calculator didnt know that.

[mathdotcom]

Took more Rockies -146 live at Pinnacle

[mathdotcom]

JJ, I just sent you pics. Let's manipulate these markets.

We gon be rich!

Dear Mr. F0cker,

This is just a short note to inform you that your wagering limits have been lowered at the decision of the management. Your new limits are as follows:- A maximum risk of $1000 for MLB.
- A maximum risk of $10 for dick measuring contests.

Should you require further assistance or information, please reply to this message or chat live by clicking the link below. Your reference ID for this email is LQK8720123324880Y; please quote this number in any further communication on this subject.

Sincerely,

MDC
Player Services

[MonkeyF0cker]

Everybody is a winning gambler.
I dont know how these books stay in buisness.
Ok monkey.......whos the coach of the miami Dolphins? Hurry up.No google.

Do you know that there's a guy here (in Vegas) that knows everything you could possibly know about every trainer, jockey, and racetrack? He knows intricacies of breeding and was raised in Kentucky. His family is well-off, he has a trust fund, and he bets horses every day.

He gets his trust fund check for (an estimated $5k or so) every month. By the second of the month, he's on the walkbridges begging for change from tourists and running inside to make $2 win bets. He's been doing it for years.

Obviously, it pays to know the coach/trainer/jockey/third string linebacker on an intimate level.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Dear Mr. F0cker,

This is just a short note to inform you that your wagering limits have been lowered at the decision of the management. Your new limits are as follows:- A maximum risk of $1000 for MLB.
- A maximum risk of $10 for dick measuring contests.

Should you require further assistance or information, please reply to this message or chat live by clicking the link below. Your reference ID for this email is LQK8720123324880Y; please quote this number in any further communication on this subject.

Sincerely,

MDC
Player Services

LOL.

Shit! I need a beard.

acl, here's where a guy like me HIRES a guy like you.

[No coincidences]

Weak not taking the Rockies -5.5 mathy.



You're losing your touch.

[mathdotcom]

3-0 Rockies

Glad I got that live bet in

[mathdotcom]

Weak not taking the Rockies -5.5 mathy.



You're losing your touch.

Don't be gleedy

[mathdotcom]

Do you know that there's a guy here (in Vegas) that knows everything you could possibly know about every trainer, jockey, and racetrack? He knows intricacies of breeding and was raised in Kentucky. His family is well-off, he has a trust fund, and he bets horses every day.

He gets his trust fund check for (an estimated $5k or so) every month. By the second of the month, he's on the walkbridges begging for change from tourists and running inside to make $2 win bets. He's been doing it for years.

Obviously, it pays to know the coach/trainer/jockey/third string linebacker on an intimate level.

Who cares about how much he's lost. What's his win %?

[acl123]

Who cares about how much he's lost. What's his win %?

Who cares how maney times he lost.Atleast he btcl.

[mathdotcom]

Who cares how maney times he lost.Atleast he btcl.

Given he's betting in a parimutuel market, your joke about btcl is even more ironic than it is funny

[MonkeyF0cker]

Who cares how maney times he lost.Atleast he btcl.

If he did, he probably wouldn't be on the bridge.

[mathdotcom]

And Dodgers +108 is no longer available

Mathy does it again

[acl123]

You do realize that any capable gambler can beat the closing line?
Your not doing anything special.
Aside from staring at your computer for 16 hours a day.

[mathdotcom]

You do realize that any capable gambler can beat the closing line?
Your not doing anything special.
Aside from staring at your computer for 16 hours a day.

hahahaha

Classic !!