Yeah HeeHawww, but the bible or the koran says you should pray to God so it must be correct. You can't go against the holy books that were written by other humans, can you?
God does not exist
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pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#37Originally posted by swede96I'm eating a quesadilla.Comment -
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#38Originally posted by pavyracerYeah HeeHawww, but the bible or the koran says you should pray to God so it must be correct. You can't go against the holy books that were written by other humans, can you?
A very good point. I'm off to consult the holy book of the one true religion on the subject of gambling:
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.
Us Pastafarians can not be shaken in our resolve.Comment -
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#39Pavy, what do you believe in (besides yourself, of course -- egocentricity incarnate)?Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#40Originally posted by woodg8How's it tastin?Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#41Swede, how many pictures of yourself (and nobody else in the picture) do you actually have? Narcissism suits you very nicely. I can understand why you wouldn't want to put someone like God above yourself. You'd have to give up some of the attention.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#42Originally posted by moneylineSwede, how many pictures of yourself (and nobody else in the picture) do you actually have? Narcissism suits you very nicely. I can understand why you wouldn't want to put someone like God above yourself. You'd have to give up some of the attention.Comment -
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#43Originally posted by swede96Well, it appears it's working since you have ignored all of this blasphemy to comment on little ol' me. Go read a dictionary...seriously...it will be far more productive than trying to bring me down...because that's just not going to happen.
"Due to feelings of pent up sexual hostility and aggression, thou shalt take cheap shots at attractive women whenever possible in order to justify thy own feelings of inadequacy and to silence the demons of unfulfilled horniness inside thee."
And if nothing else, moneyline is quite the stickler for keeping all God's commandments.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#44Originally posted by DazzezI believe it's the 13th commandment:
"Due to feelings of pent up sexual hostility and aggression, thou shalt take cheap shots at attractive women whenever possible in order to justify thy own feelings of inadequacy and to silence the demons of unfulfilled horniness inside thee."
And if nothing else, moneyline is quite the stickler for keeping all God's commandments.
I like you.Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#45Attractive women? Funny enough, Dazzez thinks there are 12 Commandments and is adding one ...
Swede, I couldn't bring you down. You are already down low enough -- that's why you keep trying to build yourself up fishing for compliments and posting sad pic after pic of yourself on a virtually all-male site ...
Now, go text your boyfriend. If hew replies with a compliment, your ego can begin the never-ending rebuilding process!Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#46Originally posted by moneylineAttractive women? Funny enough, Dazzez thinks there are 12 Commandments and is adding one ...
Swede, I couldn't bring you down. You are already down low enough -- that's why you keep trying to build yourself up fishing for compliments and posting sad pic after pic of yourself on a virtually all-male site ...
Now, go text your boyfriend. If hew replies with a compliment, your ego can begin the never-ending rebuilding process!
I'm on top of the world right now, dude. Perhaps if you took care of your own life instead of worrying about mine, you could feel the same joy.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#47See the following clip from God.Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#48Who says God gave Moses 10 commandments? I have the proof he is wrong:
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swede96SBR MVP
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#49Oh, and Dazzez didn't say there were 12 commandments, just that it was the 13th. Eleven and twelve are:
"Thou shalt brag about every good deed thy does."
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"Thoud shalt not have the courage to respond when someone proves theee to be an idiot"
Well done, Moneyline!! God loves you, son!!Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#50Those who feel the need to say, on a message board, they are on top of the world are like the lady that doeth protest too much. If your life is so good, you wouldn't feel the need to say so. If you were happy with yourself, you wouldn't feel the need to seek out compliments of your solo pics on a message board ...
Sorry, Swede, you have a LOT of problems. Your boyfriend cheating on you is one of the smaller ones ...Comment -
WileOutSBR MVP
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#51Originally posted by Willie BeeI believe the Bible also has several passages relegating women to the ranks of second-hand citizens, do you also follow those teachings?
Genesis 3:16 -- Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.
Corinthians 4:13 -- As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
You have to understand how interpretations work. You can go through the Bible and pick out verse after verse that only a preacher can justify. But they CAN justify every verse because they went to school to be able to do so. The English Bible is an interpretation of another language from thousands of years ago. Often sentences were translated to English and sound very different than what they really mean.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#52Originally posted by moneylineThose who feel the need to say, on a message board, they are on top of the world are like the lady that doeth protest too much. If your life is so good, you wouldn't feel the need to say so. If you were happy with yourself, you wouldn't feel the need to seek out compliments of your solo pics on a message board ...
Sorry, Swede, you have a LOT of problems. Your boyfriend cheating on you is one of the smaller ones ...
My point was that you can run your filthy mouth all you want, I'm laughing at your foolishness right now. I'm sure every time you hit "submit" you think you've hurt me in some way. If that makes you feel good about yourself, go ahead and believe it. You have such a pathetic outlook on life and other people. I really don't care about compliments. If I did, I would have a much more attractive picture up than this. I mean, really, do you think some loser on a message board is going to make me think that my boyfriend is cheating on me? Really? If so, you sir, are the one with problems. If anything, every post you write about him makes my eternally greatful that I have found him and never have to run the risk of going out on a date with a douchebag of your stature ever again.
Aren't you supposed to be defending your God right now? Why even bother with me? Ahhh, yes...because putting people down is the only way you can feel a shred of self-worth. Have at it.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#53Oh, and Moneyline...why are you ignoring me here? Feel stupid? You should.
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moneylineSBR MVP
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#54You are "greatful" ... I do feel stupid every time I watch the way you butcher your native tongue. You are, for lack of a better term, an attention whore. No need to sugarcoat it -- you know what you are ...
(let's see -- misuse of the term oxymoron while drunk posting after midnight or spelling "greatful" like a 2nd grader completely sober in the middle of the day ... I'll pick the former, wouldn't you? Do you use crayons when you write letters as well?)
Your boyfriend will eventually leave you and you'll have to find yet another man to make you feel good about yourself. You've done it so many times before -- at least you will be well practiced ...
Again I ask, how many solo pics of yourself have you posted on this site, Swede? Pathetic the way you try to win over nameless, faceless men on an internet site ... and it is obvious to everyone but you, it seems ... patently obvious.Comment -
WileOutSBR MVP
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#55Willie I couldnt find that Corinthians verse. Is it 1st or 2nd Corinthians?
Here is a website that I enjoy reading. It helps me out with things because as you have pointed out, sometimes I run across things in the Bible that seem to conflict with my personal beliefs and seem to conflict with a what I would think would be written there. I have never not been able to find a very reasonable explanation for anything written in the Bible though. Sometimes I have to search other websites or ask my preacher.
I did not go to school to be a preacher so I cant answer all the questions about the verses that seem to conflict with modern day thinking other than the Bible was not written in modern day so the laws back then were very different. Females back then were supposed to be subordinate, that was the norm across the globe. So maybe the Bible is simply telling those people to obey the law? Again I'm just a student.
But I believe in God. Its in my heart and I cant fathom that all the creatures and stars and solar systems and planets and trees and cycles of life just "happened". To me there has to be a creator. And I really feel even more strongly that Jesus was the Son of God.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#56Originally posted by moneylineYou are "greatful" ... I do feel stupid every time I watch the way you butcher your native tongue. You are, for lack of a better term, an attention whore. No need to sugarcoat it -- you know what you are ...
(let's see -- misuse of the term oxymoron or spelling "greatful" like a 2nd grader ... I'll pick the former, wouldn't you?)
Your boyfriend will eventually leave you and you'll have to find yet another man to make you feel good about yourself. You've done it so many times before -- at least you will be well practiced ...
Again I ask, how many solo pics of yourself have you posted on this site, Swede? Pathetic the way you try to win over nameless, faceless men on an internet site ... and it is obvious to everyone but you, it seems ... patently obvious.
Tell me, wise one...how many times have I done this before? Please, enlighten me with your vast knowledge of my past. I'm with my soul mate. I'm sorry you don't know what true love feels like. It's very sad considering you claim to be a religious man. If God actually loved you, you'd be able to feel it...and if you truly felt it, you would know what love is and be happy for those that have found it here on earth.
I have hundreds of pictures on my computer....95% of them are of my friends and family. I choose not to post those here because my friends and family have not consented to having their face all over the internet. I'm not trying to win anyone over. I appreciate the compliments I get, but they don't make or break my self esteem. I am very comfortable in my own skin. Again, sorry you don't know what that feels like.Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#57Typing fast does not explain spelling "grateful" "greatful" ... that's not a typo ... that is ignorance. And it is hilarious because most small children would make the same mistake before their 3rd grade lessons took hold.
I understand why you post so many solo pics on this site, though. You need the attention and affirmation of men and, on this site, you are actually considered attractive. Then again, if a fish swims in a pond with only two other fish of the same sex, and about 200 of the other sex, it would be considered attractive by default.
You've found your soulmate? Funny, but I'd bet a lot of money you've uttered those words before about previous boyfriends (and you will say it again after this one leaves you) ...
Not only do you post pic after pic, but you also talk to these nameless, faceless men on the internet about the crap you've plastered on your inner thigh and your ass -- 3 tats and counting -- usually, a man would have to go to a bowling alley to meet a women of your stature.
(oh, and Swede, if you were comfortable in your own skin, you'd stop saying it OVER AND OVER ... dead giveaway you are far from comfortable with yourself)
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HedgeHogSBR Posting Legend
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#58Didn't Pavy start a God thread last week? Something about proving His existence if I remember correctly.
My point is, that for a "devout disbeliever", Pavy sure seems preoccupied with the "Big Guy" (referring to God, not JJ).Comment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
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#59Originally posted by HedgeHogDidn't Pavy start a God thread last week? Something about proving His existence if I remember correctly.
My point is, that for a "devout disbeliever", Pavy sure seems preoccupied with the "Big Guy" (referring to God, not JJ).Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#60Originally posted by moneylineTyping fast does not explain spelling "grateful" "greatful" ... that's not a typo ... that is ignorance. And it is hilarious because most small children would make the same mistake before their 3rd grade lessons took hold.
I understand why you post so many solo pics on this site, though. You need the attention and affirmation of men and, on this site, you are actually considered attractive. Then again, if a fish swims in a pond with only two other fish of the same sex, and about 200 of the other sex, it would be considered attractive by default.
You've found your soulmate? Funny, but I'd bet a lot of money you've uttered those words before about previous boyfriends (and you will say it again after this one leaves you) ...
Not only do you post pic after pic, but you also talk to these nameless, faceless men on the internet about the crap you've plastered on your inner thigh and your ass -- 3 tats and counting -- usually, a man would have to go to a bowling alley to meet a women of your stature.
(oh, and Swede, if you were comfortable in your own skin, you'd stop saying it OVER AND OVER ... dead giveaway you are far from comfortable with yourself)
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RageWizardSBR MVP
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#61I had one of those Christian Jesus freaks try to give me a booklet on how his life sucked before when he was a total asshole who sole drugs and would steal from anyone. So he was telling me that if I didn't "give" myself to Jesus, I wouldn't ever be a "whole" person. How come these people can't get it through their heads that just because they can't handle the accountablity of their actions and need to hand it off to one of their imaginary friends, that other people don't need to do the same.Comment -
swede96SBR MVP
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#62Originally posted by RageWizardI had one of those Christian Jesus freaks try to give me a booklet on how his life sucked before when he was a total asshole who sole drugs and would steal from anyone. So he was telling me that if I didn't "give" myself to Jesus, I wouldn't ever be a "whole" person. How come these people can't get it through their heads that just because they can't handle the accountablity of their actions and need to hand it off to one of their imaginary friends, that other people don't need to do the same.Comment -
HedgeHogSBR Posting Legend
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#63Originally posted by pavyracerThis thread started as a response to God's indifference (like stealing bases on fielder's indifference in baseball) of not helping his prodigal son win the HR derby. It has veered off and went stray like a Patriot missile trying to hit a scud missile.Comment -
Shark79SBR Posting Legend
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#64God exist for those who believe in him ... those who dont simply ignore. Nothing bad with either or.Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#65Swede, a typo is mixing up one letter for another that are close together on the keyboard. A typo is not spelling a word with the word "great" instead of "grate". You didn't mix up the 'a' and 't' or the 't' and 'e' ... you spelled the word like a 2nd grader would because you truly do not know how to spell. You are not alone, Swede. Doesn't make it any less funny, however ...
As far as proving things, you are one of three main female posters on this site (perhaps there are 4 or 5), there are MANY more men here and you post pic after pic and post after post begging for their attention ... not hard to prove. It is all right there for anyone to see ...
Your tats -- you're the one who wrote you had one on your ass. But I'm wrong about all of the locations? R-ight ...
And now for the funniest part of all. You write you love the way you look and anybody who says you are full of yourself does not matter. You, however, think that anyone who says you are good looking does matter. And anybody who supports your viewpoints on this site, you say you respect and like.
(in summary, you like everyone who compliments you ... anyone who criticizes you knows nothing ... sound about right, Swedey?)Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
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#66He's at 5dimes.Comment -
WileOutSBR MVP
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#67Originally posted by HedgeHogDoes this prove indifference or non-existence? Rhetorical question.
Again these are Christian beliefs, just answering your question from a Christian point of view.Comment -
WileOutSBR MVP
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#68Originally posted by fiveteamerHe's at 5dimes.Comment -
RageWizardSBR MVP
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#69If everyone starts to believe the world will be in trouble because there will be no accountablity for anything if I can blame God for it. The islamic world is the same way with the god willing stuff. Man however we got here will need to realize that no one or thing is going to help us except ourselves. Once this happens, we will be better off as a species.Comment -
moneylineSBR MVP
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#70Our "species", as you call it, will always be fatally flawed and found wanting. The pursuit of perfection always results in failure and for every problem humans believe they have solved, three take its place.
If this is all there is, Rage, you've been woefully shortchanged.Comment
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