Dumb shit you did/had when you were younger.

[spankie]

Ok boys.

List things you did when you were younger that you thought were fuking awesome, and now they may or may not be so cool.

I gotta few:

Cruising (Driving around town in wife beaters, flexing, cruising for chicks)
Skateboarding (Saw Christian Slater in Gleaming the Cube and was instantly motivated to skateboard)
Pogs (Remember those little fuking pogs? and slammers? My 8ball slammer crushed kykes on impact. )
Bike Riding (Riding your fuking bike all around town for 10 hours, all day, never got tired)
Roller Skating Rink (Go skate with broads and look cool trying to do tricks)
Sledding (try to make a fuking hill out of nothing, packing up snow trying to make a ramp, generally being pathetic, go freeze ur balls off)
BB Guns (it was cool to shoot out the neighbors windows and try to bury a bird or two)
Jean Jackets ( i had a badass one with a skull patch on the back)


These were inspiring times. Any dumb shit you did/had ?

puff

[polskboy]

got arrested in msg fight night andrew golota vs bowe.

[topgame85]

Better check your states statute of limitationsbefore answering this question

[spankie]

Better check your states statute of limitationsbefore answering this question

all answers are confidential on SBR we are protected by the mafia.

[Deuce]

[spankie]

i had both of those deuce.

was also decked out in B.U.M. equipt.

[DwightShrute]

Stole hundreds of cases of beer from the Labatts brewery warehouse after school. A few times.

[ChileCheese]

Drinking and Driving
and lots of unprotected sex (but Id still do this depending on what she looks like probably)

[ttwarrior1]

how is any of that dumb, all good here

[Crayzee]

couple dui's

coke
gambling- oh still do that

[spankie]

how is any of that dumb, all good here

tt, stfu. you still play with gi joes.

[WvGambler]

Threw an unopened beer can at a cop car driving past. In the broad daylight. Was like 16. Still embarrassed.

[saints7011]

I dated white women...

then realized they only allow black men to sit at home...

I started dating black women...

its all good now...



dulas

[spankie]

useto go around door to door and say we were collecting for the winter olympics and old ladies would give us $20 here and there, we made a killing until some guy asked for paperwork and we shut down the business.

[Bluehorseshoe]

Me and my friend once pulled over people with his fire siren (The one that would go on the roof with the magnet.) pretending to be plain clothes cops. We scared the shit out of guy pulling a u-turn in front of us.

[jeffksu]

Let the air out of 113 tires in my home town by using bb's in the tire valve cap...Population of hometown 1500...got caught about 2AM with 4 other pals and had to get up at 5AM same day w/1 air bubble and go back around town and air them all back up...it took all day to get them all aired up..Went to bed that Saturday night about 7PM...It sucked for a while seeing all the folks that knew us as well as our parents...

[MB]

Me & my folks would go in the peach orchards and shoot east Indians in the butt

[tony_come]

When my boxers has holes in them

I would make a trip to ROSS

Grab a brand new one and head to the changing room.

A lady would give me an item tag number 1

I would come back out from the changing room and return the lady the item tag number 1 along with my old boxer hanging from the hanger.

I would tell her thank you and head to the exit.

[MB]

@Tony

Lol I did the same thing but with shoes. Draws, dude u nasty muthafucka haha

[tony_come]

MB!

Can you image some someone will find those holes

reaction is priceless

[spankie]

When my boxers has holes in them

I would make a trip to ROSS

Grab a brand new one and head to the changing room.

A lady would give me an item tag number 1

I would come back out from the changing room and return the lady the item tag number 1 along with my old boxer hanging from the hanger.

I would tell her thank you and head to the exit.

damn thats a good idea

[tony_come]

Spankie!

I still get butterflies when I go to ROSS

I keep going back

[spankie]

I went to ROSS a few weeks ago got some good sales on some adidas shirts, now when i wear those out i will go back and replace them with the tony method.

thanks pal

[MB]

Tony is the reason why I had to closepin the holes in my brand new fuckin draws!!!!

[Grits n' Gravy]

Bust open mailboxes in apts close to college campus' and take it all. Got tons of cc's, bday checks, monthly cash from parents. CC technology wasn't shit back then and we'd max them out at malls. Took checks to local check cashing place, got I.D. and cashed checks minus the shop surcharge. Raked in a massive haul for about 6 months. Some guys got sloppy and destroyed box locks and put us to earlier than expected retirement.


There was the UPS truck stolen and emptied while doing a ton of deliveries at once to a rich mall in suburbs of Boston. Ended up with a lot of expensive goods.

The dumb shit would happen when we'd hang with some of the white kids we went to school with. They'd load up a car with eggs and rolls and other shit from a bakery one of the kids worked at and then spend hours driving through the sububrbs, smoked out and egging or sticky bunning people. Funny as hell.

[jwbjwbjwb12]

hahahaha get thread love the jean jacket one

[Cougar Bait]

Used to tight roll my jeans, had a killer Brandon Walsh (90210) haircut, once owned a flannel sweater vest (no joke) and wore it to school all the time everyone loved it, really it was god awful. I have pictures but no way you fuks are getting that.

[spankie]

Used to tight roll my jeans, had a killer Brandon Walsh (90210) haircut, once owned a flannel sweater vest (no joke) and wore it to school all the time everyone loved it, really it was god awful. I have pictures but no way you fuks are getting that.

[Cougar Bait]

Spankie you fuk I got compliments

"How do you get your hair to do that?"

"Looks just like Brandon's"

Got a not passed my way once cause of the hair, sure of it

[spankie]

prty sweet wave.

[onlooker]

and lots of unprotected sex (but Id still do this depending on what she looks like probably)

You should double wrap with the hotties. They are the most used.

[neverstoppers23]

Used to play with fire crackers when i was like 12. light them in hands throw em at each other. good times good times.
used to ride my bike everywhere, there was this trail, and had a pretty steep hill and at the bottom of the hill there was creek. well we decided it would be cool to put a ramp there and jump over the creek. so we did, and yeah i crashed and broke my wrist. Also i fell on my back, and my back swelled up to the size of a basketball, and that's when they first found out I had cancer.

[spankie]

Used to play with fire crackers when i was like 12. light them in hands throw em at each other. good times good times.
used to ride my bike everywhere, there was this trail, and had a pretty steep hill and at the bottom of the hill there was creek. well we decided it would be cool to put a ramp there and jump over the creek. so we did, and yeah i crashed and broke my wrist. Also i fell on my back, and my back swelled up to the size of a basketball, and that's when they first found out I had cancer.

ahhh. firecrackers.

roman candle wars! those were fun times.

the fuk @ cancer? are you all healed now?

[DennisGreen]

-Drinking and driving multiple times/crashing cars.
-Believing hood rats when they said they were on two kind of birth control
-banging fat chicks.
-POG (This led to my degenerate gambling addiction)

[spankie]

-Banging fat chicks.

banging fat chicks is still cool, depending on size.

get fuking hammered and live out some sik fuking fatty Fantasy.

it happens.