I Just Put My Lady's Entire Paycheck On...

[Ca$hfloW]

No body can miss... Wow

[ACoochy]

Over looks like hitting by the end of the 3rd

[DemoralizdDreamr]

WOW
202.5 now

[Hotdiggity11]

OP's avatar is what his girlfriend will look like and say when she finds out.

[Pick'nParlays]

this appears to be flying over

[Fang-Banger]

I love threads like this one. Classiccc

[DemoralizdDreamr]

Im expecting a very low scoring 2nd half. So this still has a chance with the Ds playing well.
This shooting will stop. Im certain.

[CarpeDime]

does anybody ever listen to pony

unnnn real

pony i have taken notice

impressed


COMMON.........MISSSSSSS!!! MISS ITTTTTTTTT

[onetrickpony]

unnnn real pony i have taken notice impressed COMMON.........MISSSSSSS!!! MISS ITTTTTTTTT

loshak knew

[spankie]

unreal. only at sbr.

[EaglesPhan36]

Time to start dating white girls again.

[hockey216]

wow you're ******. you shouldn't bet with money you aren't prepared to lose.

[saints7011]

not sure how Im going to smooth this one over boys...

maybe I will start off like "baby you know I love you" but...

try to make her think Im seeing someone else...

that way it might not seem that bad when I tell her the truth...


dulas

[beerman2619]

sorry Saints try to find some change head to bar and drown your sorrows.

[EaglesPhan36]

Only way to get out of it is to double the amount and bet the 2nd half.

[iceminers26]

worst part about it is your old lady is a black woman....a white woman would have just left you, a black woman is going to take it to the extreme...have some friends pay you a visit and these aren't friends that are there to pat you on the back....I would bet you are going to get fked up pretty bad....black woman are crazy...can't say you don't deserve it though but I don't know if anyone deserves what you have coming.

[justwinthisone]

Good luck......I always like posts like this, u r gonna sht in ur pants when the 1st half is well over. U better hope for some 4th qtr D

What did I say about the 1st half?

[DwightShrute]

miami/dallas U184.5

she doesnt know it yet...

Im gonna surprise her with the winnings...


dulas

well so much for that.

maybe time to hedge the 2nd Half with your paycheck?

[Hotdiggity11]

No defense in the world is going to save this under.

[spankie]

she is going to rip your rooster off.

[mike-dub]

when she asks, say "paycheck? what paycheck? i dont remember seeing a paycheck"

[Sambooka]

second half over or under?

[ShogunRua]

If this is true, you are going to have to lie your way out of this somehow.

[DwightShrute]

hope you have a comfortable couch bro

[hanco21]

I bet this was a jinx thread, I hope so for his sake.

[I/O]

tell her you're pregnant

she'll forget all about the lost paycheck

[CarpeDime]

worst part about it is your old lady is a black woman....a white woman would have just left you,

not true

whether she leaves or stays for the most part (not 100% but like 95%) has to do with ONE thing only - how he gives it to her in the boudwoir

just like that eddie murphy bit from years ago

if he makes her go "HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" she's staying no matter what, black or white

[Pensinger1]

Lolololololololol

[saints7011]

Im out boys...

she gets off at 11...

update in the morning...


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[Tree Rollins]

At least you only lost a hundred bucks.

[beerman2619]

Just tell her to work a little longer on the streets tonight.

[FindTheLock]

u better use those pay stubs to get a payday advance, and then double down on the Jamaica -1 tomorrow night! Then you can pay back your temp loan and give your girlfriend her money back. Otherwise you better make up a story about how you got robbed and start punching yourself in the face to make it believable.

[GunShard]

Don't surprise her with a loss.

[no1here]

whatever happens won't be nice and deserves the worst, I would not go to sleep tonight

[supr_villn]

she's black, jj, you might want to reconsider..

wtf is that supposed 2 mean ?? u asshole