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  • Crayzee
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    • 10-27-06
    • 4945

    #36
    i would think in real life the proff wouldve scored them both
    and nothin for skipper or gilligan
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    • Sportsgirl
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      • 09-10-06
      • 4493

      #37
      Originally posted by The Prick
      i have been retained as legal representation for Mary Ann, all of your names will be included as defendants in the law-suite
      We're getting a suite? Cool.

      Oh, and everyone knows the professor was playing hide the sausage with Ginger
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      • BadNina
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-27-07
        • 10491

        #38
        Originally posted by Sportsgirl
        We're getting a suite? Cool.

        Oh, and everyone knows the professor was playing hide the sausage with Ginger
        they were on an island. It was hide the banana.
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        • HedgeHog
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-11-07
          • 10128

          #39
          Thurston was paying for sex with both of them, sometimes simultaneously. Lovey (not the Bears coach, but his wife) caught him with Mary Ann in episode 69, thus the title of this thread.
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          • shasso
            SBR High Roller
            • 01-15-08
            • 153

            #40
            Originally posted by HedgeHog
            caught him with Mary Ann in episode 69, thus the title of this thread.
            Not really.. I have only seen the first episode of Giligan island and i got no clue whatsoever who the heck this 'Mary Ann' is
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            • HedgeHog
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              • 09-11-07
              • 10128

              #41
              Originally posted by shasso
              Not really.. I have only seen the first episode of Giligan island and i got no clue whatsoever who the heck this 'Mary Ann' is
              We did take your thread in a totally different direction than you intended. Hope you don't mind--it's been fun.
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              • RageWizard
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                • 09-01-06
                • 3008

                #42
                Originally posted by BadNina
                Oh please! Anyone could tell the Professor and Ginger were playing hide the banana.
                I think it was with Mary Ann. The professor made a jungle version of the automatic machine pleaser just in case all of the women folk were busy, doing something or someone else the only problem is that gilligan had to ride a jungle bike to power it.
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                • shasso
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                  • 01-15-08
                  • 153

                  #43
                  Originally posted by HedgeHog
                  We did take your thread in a totally different direction than you intended. Hope you don't mind--it's been fun.
                  I noticed and i don't mind at all
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                  • shasso
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 01-15-08
                    • 153

                    #44
                    This Mary Ann has to be a mummy by now.. I would prefer something more up to date.. like Evangeline Lilly
                    But if we stick to the past.. Brooke Shields was once a tasty castaway
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                    • RageWizard
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-01-06
                      • 3008

                      #45
                      I guess that it is your thread so if your going to open it up to any bi**h trapped on an island, I'll go with Genie. Master this and Master that, yeah genie now blink yourself into a hot little harem outfit and show the master how you work the magic.
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                      • HedgeHog
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                        • 09-11-07
                        • 10128

                        #46
                        I'll take Genie and the gal from Bewitched. Add Tony the astronaut and the two Darrens and we have a hell of an orgy.
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                        • >bumpy<
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 11-19-07
                          • 14

                          #47
                          Originally posted by BadNina
                          Oh please! Anyone could tell the Professor and Ginger were playing hide the banana.
                          One time I got stranded on a island with two girls and wound up doing them both. Well that’s not exactly true cause I only did one of them and it wasn’t no island but a sand bar off Avery Island and the one I did do was really my cousin Earline who was also sort of my sister on account of she was Aunt Beth’s and Uncle Devereaux’s real daughter and when this happened we had already had lots of sex by then so that wasn’t the best part really. The best part was we washed up on this sand bar around 3 one afternoon and my cousin Earline’s friend Mary Jeanette, she was from over round Lake Charles and not really all there in the head and thinking department. Her brother Ramsey was even worse off and had already been sent off to the short bus farm after this incident with a nutria. Fact is the whole family was freaky as shìt and when we first got stuck when low tide started Mary Jeanette jumped right into the water and said she’d swim back to the marina to get help and before my cousin Earline and me could drink a couple or three more beers she was clean out of yelling distance so we just rigged up some lines and then had sex and drank more beer. We got lucky with a small school of reds about 5 that day and then when the tide started coming back in about sunset maybe about 8 or so we got into another mess of reds and by then the beer was all gone so we had to start drinking the rum.. On our way back in we picked up Mary Jeanette and do you know what? She was almost at the marina by then.

                          But in the reruns I seen I aint never seen no bananas so I don’t doubt one bit that the professor and Ginger hid them or else somebody else hid them real good.
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                          • Shark79
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-19-07
                            • 11211

                            #48
                            Bumpy ... u are one messed up dude!!


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                            • The Prick
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-31-05
                              • 4965

                              #49
                              Originally posted by >bumpy<
                              One time I got stranded on a island with two girls and wound up doing them both. Well that’s not exactly true cause I only did one of them and it wasn’t no island but a sand bar off Avery Island and the one I did do was really my cousin Earline who was also sort of my sister on account of she was Aunt Beth’s and Uncle Devereaux’s real daughter and when this happened we had already had lots of sex by then so that wasn’t the best part really. The best part was we washed up on this sand bar around 3 one afternoon and my cousin Earline’s friend Mary Jeanette, she was from over round Lake Charles and not really all there in the head and thinking department. Her brother Ramsey was even worse off and had already been sent off to the short bus farm after this incident with a nutria. Fact is the whole family was freaky as shìt and when we first got stuck when low tide started Mary Jeanette jumped right into the water and said she’d swim back to the marina to get help and before my cousin Earline and me could drink a couple or three more beers she was clean out of yelling distance so we just rigged up some lines and then had sex and drank more beer. We got lucky with a small school of reds about 5 that day and then when the tide started coming back in about sunset maybe about 8 or so we got into another mess of reds and by then the beer was all gone so we had to start drinking the rum.. On our way back in we picked up Mary Jeanette and do you know what? She was almost at the marina by then.

                              But in the reruns I seen I aint never seen no bananas so I don’t doubt one bit that the professor and Ginger hid them or else somebody else hid them real good.
                              bump fer bumpy. you should the script fer jj gold's next video. goin to court later today to file some motions on behalf of Mary Ann in our law-suite against SBR Forum.
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                              • rugbybdyb
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-06-07
                                • 997

                                #50
                                Bump that was funny.....this thread is so funny to me....I have never been trapped on an island so no good stories there but I did have fun on a beach and in the ocean a few times....
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                                • swede96
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                                  • 12-05-07
                                  • 3875

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by RageWizard
                                  I guess that it is your thread so if your going to open it up to any bi**h trapped on an island, I'll go with Genie. Master this and Master that, yeah genie now blink yourself into a hot little harem outfit and show the master how you work the magic.
                                  LOL! I think MOST guys would want to hear "Yes, Master....anything you wish Master!" from a hot chick.

                                  Wait...I'm getting another Valentine's Day idea...
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                                  • Willie Bee
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                                    • 02-14-06
                                    • 15726

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by swede96
                                    LOL! I think MOST guys would want to hear "Yes, Master....anything you wish Master!" from a hot chick.
                                    Not me. I like a little bit of a struggle involved.
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                                    • RageWizard
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-01-06
                                      • 3008

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by swede96
                                      LOL! I think MOST guys would want to hear "Yes, Master....anything you wish Master!" from a hot chick.

                                      Wait...I'm getting another Valentine's Day idea...
                                      There you go different thread but another quality idea. It seems you like to dress up alot.
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                                      • RageWizard
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                                        • 09-01-06
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                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                        Not me. I like a little bit of a struggle involved.
                                        A struggle is O.K. too. I like to mix it up. Sometimes I could be the dude who is in total charge of the action and other times it is nice to actually beg for it. Makes for more interesting action. Here's and idea, go for about 5 minutes and then stop and make him grovel a little bit. If you do it just right after the groveling, you can let him take charge and watch the fireworks go off.
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                                        • swede96
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                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #55
                                          My poor boyfriend never knows what he's going to get when we go to bed. Somtimes I take charge...sometimes I want him to...sometimes I change my mind half way through...
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                                          • HedgeHog
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                                            • 09-11-07
                                            • 10128

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                            Not me. I like a little bit of a struggle involved.
                                            Sounds like the motto for those on the sex offender's list

                                            PS I'm not speaking from experience.
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                                            • swede96
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-05-07
                                              • 3875

                                              #57
                                              HH...I was thinking the SAME thing!

                                              I know what you mean, Willie. It's always better when you get teased a little first...unless you're teasing me. I'm stronger than I look and I will just plain take it if I want it.
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                                              • RageWizard
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                                                • 09-01-06
                                                • 3008

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by swede96
                                                HH...I was thinking the SAME thing!

                                                I know what you mean, Willie. It's always better when you get teased a little first...unless you're teasing me. I'm stronger than I look and I will just plain take it if I want it.
                                                That's always fun too. Got to keep mixing it up, that way you never know what your gonna get exactly.
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                                                • RageWizard
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                                                  • 09-01-06
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                                                  #59
                                                  Hey I just made it to 400. Yeah.
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                                                  • Willie Bee
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                                                    • 02-14-06
                                                    • 15726

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by HedgeHog
                                                    Sounds like the motto for those on the sex offender's list

                                                    PS I'm not speaking from experience.
                                                    I've got to start thinking about what I'm about to say before I just blurt it out...eh, who am I kidding?

                                                    I've just always enjoyed the hunt more than the kill.
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                                                    • RageWizard
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                                                      • 09-01-06
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                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                      I've got to start thinking about what I'm about to say before I just blurt it out...eh, who am I kidding?

                                                      I've just always enjoyed the hunt more than the kill.
                                                      Absolutely true, the kill with out the hunt is well like dick cheney bird shooting. Yeah to did the killing but did you get the bird because of the hunt or was it trapped in the yard waiting for you to kill it.
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                                                      • swede96
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                                                        • 12-05-07
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                                                        #62
                                                        I think we knew what you meant Willie. I would have been worried if you had given instructions like so:

                                                        Step one: Follow cute girl into dark alley
                                                        Step two: Make sure she's alone...
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                                                        • swede96
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                                                          • 12-05-07
                                                          • 3875

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                          Absolutely true, the kill with out the hunt is well like dick cheney bird shooting. Yeah to did the killing but did you get the bird because of the hunt or was it trapped in the yard waiting for you to kill it.
                                                          See, I like to make a guy think he made the kill...then run off and make him hunt...then let him kill a little more...then turn right around and kill back...
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                                                          • BadNina
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                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #64
                                                            Sometimes a girl likes a guy to take her to his cave...

                                                            It's the clubbing over the head first part we have a problem with.
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                                                            • swede96
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-05-07
                                                              • 3875

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by BadNina
                                                              Sometimes a girl likes a guy to take her to his cave...

                                                              It's the clubbing over the head first part we have a problem with.
                                                              ...but not the dragging by the hair...we like that too.
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                                                              • BadNina
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 11-27-07
                                                                • 10491

                                                                #66
                                                                that part was a given
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                                                                • HedgeHog
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                                                                  • 09-11-07
                                                                  • 10128

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                                                  See, I like to make a guy think he made the kill...then run off and make him hunt...then let him kill a little more...then turn right around and kill back...
                                                                  In the end, the girl makes the kill if she marries him.

                                                                  PS I've been dead for 24 years.
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                                                                  • swede96
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                                                                    • 12-05-07
                                                                    • 3875

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Haha!! Good one!
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                                                                    • Willie Bee
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                                                                      • 02-14-06
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                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by shasso
                                                                      This Mary Ann has to be a mummy by now..
                                                                      You tell me who aged a little better, Willy Gilligan or Mary Ann?

                                                                      Bob Denver would've just turned 73; Dawn Wells will be 70 later this year. Not sure when the photo was taken, but I'm guessing it was around five years ago since that's about the time I saw her giving an interview on TV and that's what she looked like then.
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                                                                      • HedgeHog
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                                                                        • 09-11-07
                                                                        • 10128

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by BadNina
                                                                        Sometimes a girl likes a guy to take her to his cave...
                                                                        It's the clubbing over the head first part we have a problem with.
                                                                        And usually a guy wants to visit hers too.
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