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  • GroundnPound
    SBR MVP
    • 11-12-09
    • 4070

    #1
    The you know your a gambler when .....
    I don't know if this has been done before but everyone put some stuff down. I'll start it off.

    When your out and about and your on your i-phone on ESPN clicking refresh to see if the next pitch was a ball or strike
    When your at home and you have to leave but you have to see who scores next before you go so you can make a decision on if your bet has a good chance of winning.
    When your shopping and you see something that costs $100 and you think of a bet that could make you that money.
    When your on a tilt and you tell yourself if this bet loses I quit
    When you lose it is a fix and when you win it is good capping


    Feel free to add yours
  • teaserpleaser
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-14-08
    • 26015

    #2
    You should try espn scorecenter app
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    • Dank_Fire
      SBR MVP
      • 05-13-09
      • 2274

      #3
      How do u think i pass time during boring lectures in class?
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      • GroundnPound
        SBR MVP
        • 11-12-09
        • 4070

        #4
        Originally posted by Dank_Fire
        How do u think i pass time during boring lectures in class?
        Ye I have my gamecast running in lectures too, the degree is loaded with losers and people ask questions like " do you like baseball" and I reply yes lol. They don't know it is for betting purposes.
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45359

          #5
          Originally posted by GroundnPound
          I don't know if this has been done before but everyone put some stuff down. I'll start it off. When your out and about and your on your i-phone on ESPN clicking refresh to see if the next pitch was a ball or strike When your at home and you have to leave but you have to see who scores next before you go so you can make a decision on if your bet has a good chance of winning. When your shopping and you see something that costs $100 and you think of a bet that could make you that money. When your on a tilt and you tell yourself if this bet loses I quit When you lose it is a fix and when you win it is good capping Feel free to add yours
          sounds about right..

          i have more to add here..will do later. Gotta be accurate
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          • ToNyyy
            SBR MVP
            • 07-21-10
            • 1009

            #6
            When the first thing you do when you wake up is look up Challenger Tennis Game that you played overnight and you can't find the score anywhere!
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            • Reload
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-23-08
              • 12250

              #7
              - When you have a football rotation schedule on your desk at work

              - When you get mail from sportsbooks or casinos you have never even heard of before

              - You care which way the wind is blowing at Wrigley

              - You call the TELL-ME number for scores while driving
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              • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-24-10
                • 6298

                #8
                When ur at work, not doing ur job just handicapping games...
                When you dvr games at ur office so when you get to work in the morning you can watch...
                When your at your grandparents eating lunch and you need to go to the other room to call in a bet before the afternoon games start


                plenty more also...haha
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                • shari91
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-23-10
                  • 32661

                  #9
                  - when you find yourself screaming at both teams to score because you went big on the over

                  - when you hope a team loses badly only because you didn't get your bet in on them in time

                  - when you can remember the name of the ump/ref who screwed your bet 3 years ago but you can't seem to remember your own mother's birthday
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                  • Emily_Haines
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-14-09
                    • 15917

                    #10
                    - when you participate in long winded threads about what is better EV -2.5 -130 or -3 +100
                    - when you hit refresh ten million times eagerly awaiting the opening lines to be released
                    - when you scowled family members for unexpected visits on Saturday afternoons in the fall & winter
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                    • ethandavis2
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 12-24-08
                      • 307

                      #11
                      When you wake up at 6am on a sunday to check the score of a Turkish soccer game
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                      • ethandavis2
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 12-24-08
                        • 307

                        #12
                        when you yell at your kids " who in their right mind has a birthday party on a sunday during football season"
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                        • uva3021
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 03-01-07
                          • 537

                          #13
                          i alwasy think in terms of units, something cost 129.99 i'm like "damn that's 1 unit ML wager on cardinals tomorrow"
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                          • Brock Landers
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 06-30-08
                            • 45359

                            #14
                            You go to sleep thinking about the next days games

                            Wake up thinking about the days card

                            go to sleep thinking about the next days games

                            Wake up thinking about the days card

                            ETC ETC
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                            • chilidog
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-05-09
                              • 10305

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ethandavis2
                              when you yell at your kids " who in their right mind has a birthday party on a sunday during football season"
                              LOL - i can definitely relate to this one
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                              • MTek
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-18-08
                                • 1381

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ethandavis2
                                When you wake up at 6am on a sunday to check the score of a Turkish soccer game
                                When your looking at "service plays" of 3rd tier soccer russian teams ... who's names you cant even pronounce !
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                                • MendozaLine
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-11-10
                                  • 4088

                                  #17
                                  I've done that a few times. Especially during the holidays. I need to have action on Thanksgiving and Christmas

                                  Originally posted by EDDIE MONEY LINE
                                  When ur at work, not doing ur job just handicapping games...
                                  When you dvr games at ur office so when you get to work in the morning you can watch...
                                  When your at your grandparents eating lunch and you need to go to the other room to call in a bet before the afternoon games start


                                  plenty more also...haha
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                                  • GroundnPound
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-12-09
                                    • 4070

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by shari91
                                    - when you find yourself screaming at both teams to score because you went big on the over

                                    - when you hope a team loses badly only because you didn't get your bet in on them in time

                                    I fvcking hate that one I missed two gsames this week and got them both right I was willing them to lose but they were never in doubt
                                    - when you can remember the name of the ump/ref who screwed your bet 3 years ago but you can't seem to remember your own mother's birthday
                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                    You go to sleep thinking about the next days games

                                    Wake up thinking about the days card

                                    go to sleep thinking about the next days games

                                    Wake up thinking about the days card

                                    ETC ETC
                                    Too true,.
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                                    • paco
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-07-09
                                      • 62873

                                      #19
                                      The refresh button comment is so true.

                                      Especially, bottom 9th, 2 outs, and u need that last out and keep refreshing but nothing shows up cuz they are constantly trying to pick the guy off at 1st base.
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                                      • thisisit
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 08-01-10
                                        • 733

                                        #20
                                        When you bet the Hall of Fame game just to get a fix of football action
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GroundnPound
                                          I don't know if this has been done before but everyone put some stuff down. I'll start it off.

                                          When your out and about and your on your i-phone on ESPN clicking refresh to see if the next pitch was a ball or strike
                                          When your at home and you have to leave but you have to see who scores next before you go so you can make a decision on if your bet has a good chance of winning.
                                          When your shopping and you see something that costs $100 and you think of a bet that could make you that money.
                                          When your on a tilt and you tell yourself if this bet loses I quit
                                          When you lose it is a fix and when you win it is good capping


                                          Feel free to add yours
                                          Sums it up pretty well

                                          Well done Son
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                                          • tltaylor89
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 06-19-09
                                            • 19610

                                            #22
                                            You know your a gambler when you get paid , and you know it was Patty Venditto's money they were paying you with.
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                                            • JohnGalt2341
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-31-09
                                              • 9138

                                              #23
                                              Virtually ALL of my losses are INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLY HORRIBLE BACK LUCK often caused by bad reffing. And all my wins are pure Genius.
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                                              • Masu485
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-14-08
                                                • 7700

                                                #24
                                                I actually like to think it's a fix even when I win. It makes me feel I'm an insider. I can sit back with a cigar and tell my friends 'I told u man, never in doubt. I get the inside info. Here's a dollar'
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                                                • bigdog3580
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-22-07
                                                  • 3675

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ethandavis2
                                                  When you wake up at 6am on a sunday to check the score of a Turkish soccer game
                                                  Been there done that.

                                                  Also, Playing Swedish or Finnish hockey games. Thats the worst.

                                                  Also, having a heads up PGA tour bet on the 1st round and you are watching hole for hole shots for both players the whole 18 holes on the PGA tour leaderboard.
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                                                  • GroundnPound
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-12-09
                                                    • 4070

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                    You know your a gambler when you get paid , and you know it was Patty Venditto's money they were paying you with.
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                                                    • GroundnPound
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-12-09
                                                      • 4070

                                                      #27
                                                      You know your a gambler when you got a -6.5 line in basketball your team leads by 20 with three minutes to go you think a backdoor cover is coming
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                                                      • rise
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 03-01-09
                                                        • 372

                                                        #28
                                                        when i go give blood so i can go get a 6 team parlay in
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