Just got my medical marijuana card today...

Nismo · 05-06-10, 08:27 PM

How does that work? Are you sick or something?

Cuse4tw · 05-06-10, 08:28 PM

envy you.....medicate yourself nicely tonight

DwightShrute · 05-06-10, 08:29 PM

Can you send me an ounce?

yellowman · 05-06-10, 08:31 PM

I have an old back injury that hurts from time to time. But I could have told him anything and they would have given the referral to me. No sickness or records necessary. Like I said the whole process was pretty simple and fast. Plus I got a coupon for a 4 gram 1/8 from their dispensary for $30...ahhhhh

pavyracer · 05-06-10, 08:31 PM

Sure go ahead and use it for reasons other than your ailment and spend the rest of your life behind bars. The cops are stupid. Go ahead and dare them tough guy.

stealthyburrito · 05-06-10, 08:32 PM

damn! I'm moving to Colorado ASAP.

donjuan · 05-06-10, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by Nismo

How does that work? Are you sick or something?

There has been a sudden rise in arthritis among those in their early 20s.

yellowman · 05-06-10, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Sure go ahead and use it for reasons other than your ailment and spend the rest of your life behind bars. The cops are stupid. Go ahead and dare them tough guy.

After reading this reply, I have seen the light and will revoke my card immediately. Thank you pavy for the direction!

pitman · 05-06-10, 08:34 PM

start germinating those seeds!!!

JohnGalt2341 · 05-06-10, 08:34 PM

I've been sticking my Balls in the microwave for weeks and I still don't have cancer.

yellowman · 05-06-10, 08:37 PM

This is the guy I got it from

https://www.yourpotdoc.com

Guy was cool as hell, old hippy from Boulder...a real doc tho...

flyingillini · 05-06-10, 08:44 PM

I have had my card for years. I renew it each year. We have 1000s of stores here in California. I took classes last summer at the Weed College as well. http://www.oaksterdamuniversity.com/
The stores are not setup for a person to go in and buy and then make money off of them. You can do it but everyone has their card so it's pointless. There is money to be made still from street dealers but just use it for what its for. I love having mine! One of the stores here has a free grab bag every Monday and Friday. I usually end up getting a free gram or a weed lollipop.

pitman · 05-06-10, 08:47 PM

grow your own and save thousands of $

Mac4Lyfe · 05-06-10, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I have had my card for years. I renew it each year. We have 1000s of stores here in California. I took classes last summer at the Weed College as well. http://www.oaksterdamuniversity.com/
The stores are not setup for a person to go in and buy and then make money off of them. You can do it but everyone has their card so it's pointless. There is money to be made still from street dealers but just use it for what its for. I love having mine! One of the stores here has a free grab bag every Monday and Friday. I usually end up getting a free gram or a weed lollipop.

WTF... Dam I'm stuck in the 80's

What the hell is a weed lollopop. lol

hugh_morris · 05-06-10, 09:45 PM

nothing wrong with that..start up a sea of green...smoke up, it makes the day just a little more enlightening...enjoy..

out..

jjgold · 05-06-10, 09:47 PM

Nice going

It cannot be that easy though

flyingillini · 05-06-10, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe

WTF... Dam I'm stuck in the 80's

What the hell is a weed lollopop. lol

The stores here have just about everything a regular grocery store has with Marijuana in it. I buy a lot of the honey, ice cream, chex mix, cookies, butter, candy etc etc etc. I use the butter every morning to put on my toast.

MastaB · 05-06-10, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I have had my card for years. I renew it each year. We have 1000s of stores here in California. I took classes last summer at the Weed College as well. http://www.oaksterdamuniversity.com/
The stores are not setup for a person to go in and buy and then make money off of them. You can do it but everyone has their card so it's pointless. There is money to be made still from street dealers but just use it for what its for. I love having mine! One of the stores here has a free grab bag every Monday and Friday. I usually end up getting a free gram or a weed lollipop.

I didn't know illini was a pot head.

California is going to legalize recreational marijuana for everyone in November 2010 anyway. There wont be any need for a medical reason to smoke pot, you will only need to pay your weed taxes to Arnold.

Housemoney · 05-06-10, 10:13 PM

Don't smoke, but love the video.

pavyracer · 05-06-10, 10:15 PM

What happens when you take both marijuana and yayo Illini? You should be an expert. Does it impair your driving when you have it for breakfast?

flyingillini · 05-06-10, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

What happens when you take both marijuana and yayo Illini? You should be an expert. Does it impair your driving when you have it for breakfast?

I have never done yayo in the morning. It is always an early evening and into the night. I smoke a few bong hits before I go to bed every night. I won't even drive a car if I have 1 beer. My license means everything to me. I don't need to drive impaired.

flyingillini · 05-06-10, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

I didn't know illini was a pot head.

California is going to legalize recreational marijuana for everyone in November 2010 anyway. There wont be any need for a medical reason to smoke pot, you will only need to pay your weed taxes to Arnold.

Where did you get this information? I wish that would happen but it's a long way away if ever.

pavyracer · 05-06-10, 10:20 PM

So when you have the marijuana with your toast for breakfast and then drive it doesn't impair your driving?

MastaB · 05-06-10, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Where did you get this information? I wish that would happen but it's a long way away if ever.

Take a look

reuters.com

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE62O08U20100325

not far away at all. Cali needs to push this quickly and get out of debt.

bobbyfk · 05-06-10, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

So when you have the marijuana with your toast for breakfast and then drive it doesn't impair your driving?

good point

Fadeaway Kush · 05-07-10, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by bobbyfk

good point

you are a fvckin moron...if anything marijuana makes you a better driver, any bud smoker knows that.

donjuan · 05-07-10, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by Fadeaway Kush

you are a fvckin moron...if anything marijuana makes you a better driver, any bud smoker knows that.

Booze makes you a better driver. Any drinker knows that.

stealthyburrito · 05-07-10, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Fadeaway Kush

you are a fvckin moron...if anything marijuana makes you a better driver, any bud smoker knows that.

depends, some people are more alert when smoking other though kinda space out and that's not a good thing when you're driving...

THEGREAT30 · 05-07-10, 01:24 AM

smoke till you satisfied, should be legal for everyone anyway, good day

Killer_Demo · 05-07-10, 01:41 AM

im in cali and have no intention of getting a card...if po-po raids ur house they aint gonna give a damn if u got a piece of paper that says u can grow and smoke...they dont give a damn. plus y would u wanna leave a paper trail?

MastaB · 05-07-10, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

im in cali and have no intention of getting a card...if po-po raids ur house they aint gonna give a damn if u got a piece of paper that says u can grow and smoke...they dont give a damn. plus y would u wanna leave a paper trail?

The Feds wont care, but if the Feds are watching you....you have bigger problems. State police wont bust you for growing within the legal limit. And you can also grow plants for others if you are their "caregiver".

Federal marijuana arrest account for 1% of marijuana arrests in Cali. State Cops account for the majority of Marijuana related arrests guys are arresting street pushers and unlicensed growers. State cops will leave you alone if you are a Medical Marijuana Patient.

urge2kill · 05-07-10, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Killer_Demo

im in cali and have no intention of getting a card...if po-po raids ur house they aint gonna give a damn if u got a piece of paper that says u can grow and smoke...they dont give a damn. plus y would u wanna leave a paper trail?

You know who gives a damn? The DA who isn't going to prosecute the guy with the card that the police busted anyways.

babyanni · 05-07-10, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

damn! I'm moving to Colorado ASAP.

be better off moving to cali most of the stuff moving in colorado is outdoor from humboldt/trinity co that cali co-op buyers passed over. i visited a co-op in fort collins a year ago quality was below LA but the growers there were just getting their shit together. LA is New Amsterdam if you cant find it here you dont need it.

DwightShrute · 05-07-10, 10:20 AM

Pot doesn't effect me at all. I just smoked some and nothing! I don't notice anything dofferent.

and another thing... what does SBR stand for anyway? Smoke Bowls Repeatedly?

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You know, sometimes I'll look at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. wtf

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue
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I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

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