It happened. Let me share some other unbelievable stories in my life. Feel free to say I'm a liar.
-Wrecked motorcycle on highway going 55, to avoid $1k ambulance bill, picked bike up, somehow engine still fine, rode to hospital on shoulder with leg dangling, had to get knee stapled, thank you adrenaline.
Actual story: Fell off back of motorcycle, riding bitch with bubba the gay biker after reach around dick grab goes awry.
-Blacked out in early february at a frat party, woke up on traintracks, no phone, no shoes, one sock, extreme frostbite, no memory of what happened. Hobbled and found a trucker parked on side of road who gave me a ride back to my dorm. If it weren't for him, idk. Frostbite in feet (no shoes) so bad had to sit in hot water tub for 3 days to move toes again.
Actual story: Hired as male stripper for gay frat house, roofied and pulls all night train, gives blow job to trucker for ride home.
-Shaved head bald after losing a bet in college, won a bet and dude had to eat a live fish.
Actual story: Shaved head after infecting everyone in dorm with head lice, eats live fish out of roommate's ass.
-Started a business out of dorm room, had 100k in sales and shipped over 300 packages.
Actual story: Ran a one man gay escort service, had fudge packed over 300 times.
-Had a threesome with my latina ex and her best friend.
Actual story: Her "best friend" being a 10" strap on with no lube and a ball gag.
-Won a 64 team beer pong tournament
Actual story: Won by shoving 64 ping pong balls up ass.
-Final tabled a 3 day $600 poker tournament, 1000+ entrants
Actual story: Dressed up as tranny with bright red whore lipstick and big fake , distracted everyone at final table as to what the fuk he, she, it was.
None of those things mean anything now though after college. They happened though and I enjoy a good adrenaline rush.
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