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    CAPPING IS DONE....Little Dick Problems- LOUD BIKES <----Sports Related

    So...I have this question...Been around for a while now....and the story oes where dudes with big lifted trucks and small little loud bikes have very small peckers, so they need that attraction to get the ladies...

    That is fine! Chicks dig big trucks and loud bikes that go vroom vroom...

    So, say that works and you meet a chick due to it....you bring her home and ur still stuck with ur tiny little pecker...

    Most likely why those same guys are big trucking and vroom vrooming the next day...

    My question is...Why????


    BOL

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    Lol


    Let's just say I wanted a jacked up Cadillac meaning 4 feet off ground

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Lol


    Let's just say I wanted a jacked up Cadillac meaning 4 feet off ground
    So...little dick and still no chick with jacked up trick?

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    Oh you WANTED it...never had it... hmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    So...I have this question...Been around for a while now....and the story oes where dudes with big lifted trucks and small little loud bikes have very small peckers, so they need that attraction to get the ladies...

    That is fine! Chicks dig big trucks and loud bikes that go vroom vroom...

    So, say that works and you meet a chick due to it....you bring her home and ur still stuck with ur tiny little pecker...

    Most likely why those same guys are big trucking and vroom vrooming the next day...

    My question is...Why????


    BOL
    that jmobile JMobile has a harley and a monster truck......

    ask him.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that jmobile JMobile has a harley and a monster truck......

    ask him.....
    That kid blocked me a while ago

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    We have that little syndrome that's why am a moderator I love the power

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    jj, the only power you ever had was that night you took on this place.....




    and "power bottomed" your way to a trophy........

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    (granted, it was a "participation trophy", but you still gave it all you had......)

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    I like those bikes cause they go really fukkin fast. I didn't realize they were associated with little dicks, guess it a good thing the old lady won't let me have one anyways.

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    Saturday night. College games galore. 1st week of NFL. THIS is the shit posted on this forum

    mods saloon this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Saturday night. College games galore. 1st week of NFL. THIS is the shit posted on this forum

    mods saloon this shit
    Little dick? Why ya mad brah?

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    Weird shit

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    Saloon this chit

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    There is more to this story

    Funny is some dirt biker trying to steal your girl, man?

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    We got games!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    There is more to this story

    Funny is some dirt biker trying to steal your girl, man?
    Well...not just a dirt biker...some other dude with a big truck is too!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Well...not just a dirt biker...some other dude with a big truck is too!!!!
    Throw a stick in their spokes

    And climb up in the truck and piss in the AC vent

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Throw a stick in their spokes

    And climb up in the truck and piss in the AC vent
    Na...We got games...no time for violence

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    What?

    You started this thread.

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    Funny is starting to crack

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Funny is starting to crack
    Jakers! We got games...NO time for crack...never tried that stuff anyways...

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    Dicks?


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