Guys that know how to cook get more action...

[Grits n' Gravy]

I wonder why I cannot get no action either

COOKING

Not knowing how to cook is the least of your problems with women Ralph Wiggum.

[grease lightnin]

Boys I am a full time butler and fry cook. It's like Mr Belvedere fukked Spongebob.

Ah so you were speaking from experience

[gauchojake]

Ah so you were speaking from experience

yes sir

I suspect you feel my pain greaser

[smoke a bowl]

One of the easiest ways into a womans pants is through her stomach

Almost any female over the age of 20 looks for this boys so get culinary and afterwards get busy...

Something we agree on.

[gauchojake]

Pile. I've got all that shit in my freezer too: frozen burritos, pizzas all that shit. We've all got those lazy days where we don't want to cook anything, unless its top ramen noodles. But how many cup-of-noodles can we eat in a week before we get tired of that shit and need a real meal without going out? Or going to Mom's house? lol

I'm not bragging, I'm just glad that I know how to cook, my Mom and Dad would not have it any other way. Mom made me cook in the kitchen, Dad made me cook on the BBQ. Thank God Dad!

Anyways, cooking is not hard. Sign up to Pinterest and follow directions if you don't know how to cook. I know, that sounds gay as fuk, but it's not. Trust me.

Happy eating Brothas!

Daggles send me a link to your Etsy store while we're at it

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Gaucher whats Etsy?

[gauchojake]

Gaucher whats Etsy?

It's like an online swapmeet for chicks who make shit

[klemopixx]

I got a pot of chicken cacciatore on the stove right now, toss it over pasta later. Cooking has nothing to do with getting laid, it's about eating good! If my gal leaves I'm still eating good! But she's not going anywhere pal, she knows a guy that cooks good AND lays the pipe AND brings home the bacon is a rare commodity. If you treat a good woman right, you get treated well in return. Ain't no game!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

It's like an online swapmeet for chicks who make shit

Sounds gayyyy

[Booya711]

Chicks cook for me

[jjgold]

Small Pipes do not help men

[pavyracer]

I can't cook but women like me treating them to lobster and caviar.

[DwightShrute]

I can't cook but women like me treating them to lobster and caviar.

you mean crabs and penicillin?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

caviar

[gauchojake]

Do chicks make you bring your own pillow case if you sleep over paver?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

caviar

HE'S NOT EVEN EATING THEM WITH BELLINI'S

amateur.

[pavyracer]

Do chicks make you bring your own pillow case if you sleep over paver?

We don't sleep gaucho. We fukk all night like rabbits.

[pavyracer]

you mean crabs and penicillin?

[jjgold]

Not knowing how to cook is the least of your problems with women Ralph Wiggum.

Gritter give me some tips. I want to get laid by strippers in Vegas

[DwightShrute]

Gritter give me some tips. I want to get laid by strippers in Vegas

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[vividjohn45]

We don't sleep gaucho. We fukk all night like rabbits.

Haha.

[vividjohn45]

Chicks don't give a fukk about your cooking skills...

Haha. They do in craiglists long term relationship section. Tell ur grandkids we met on craigslist. Haha