1. 12-04-15 01:26 PM #1
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds

    NFL games are longer than ever this season and the NFL is not happy about this.

    The NFL always aims for games to last about three hours. Through 11 weeks of this season, the average time of game has been 3 hours, 9 minutes, 26 seconds. In 2014, the average game was 3:05:46 over the same period.

    Don't blame that extra 3 minutes, 40 seconds on the weather, more commercials, extended halftimes, more overtime games or even more replay reviews.
    http://www.oregonlive.com/nfl/index....nger_than.html
    So I thought it would be fun to name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds.

    Sure there are TONS of things... but here are just a few for me.

    Drink a beer
    Piss
    Drive to In n Out Burger
    Eat an In n Out Burger
    Fukk
    Cook a frozen burrito in the microwave
    Run 20 yard dash
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  2. 12-04-15 01:30 PM #2
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    Those microwave burritos are awesome.
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  3. 12-04-15 01:38 PM #3
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    Smoke 3 cigarettes
    Make a poor life decision
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    Handicap a Korean BBQ
    Feed my friend's cat while she is away on business to Calgary.
    Order papa johns pizza.
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  5. 12-04-15 01:51 PM #5
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    Drink a beer

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  6. 12-04-15 01:56 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Those microwave burritos are awesome.
    Might be best 2AM drunk food ever, other than fast food.
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  7. 12-04-15 01:58 PM #7
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    haha.... rub one out.....

    my little side kick from many years back once bet me whatever sexual act I wanted to expose her to (I wagered the same) that I couldn't rub one out in a minute or less..... I won the bet.....

    so what do I do with the other two minutes, 40 seconds?
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  8. 12-04-15 02:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Smoke 3 cigarettes
    Make a poor life decision
    Make a losing bet
    Handicap a Korean BBQ
    Feed my friend's cat while she is away on business to Calgary.
    Order papa johns pizza.
    Mo, you know what would be more impressive? If you can order Chinese food in under 3 min, 40 seconds.

    Impossible I bet.
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  9. 12-04-15 02:00 PM #9
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    Come back and beat the lions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by regger View Post
    Come back and beat the lions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mo, you know what would be more impressive? If you can order Chinese food in under 3 min, 40 seconds.

    Impossible I bet.
    I could update the standings in our contest more quickly than I could order Chinese food.
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  13. 12-04-15 02:11 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Might be best 2AM drunk food ever, other than fast food.
    This is true.
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  14. 12-04-15 02:51 PM #14
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    reply to this freaking thread! haha done!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
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    No , no it is not
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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    Find and read all of Seaweed's relevant posts.
    ok you still have 3:38 left
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas39 View Post
    ok you still have 3:38 left
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    Nothing.

    Everything I do takes meticulous planning and execution.

    Oh and throw a hail mary to win the game

    That just takes luck though...

    I guess I could throw in making a post that offends most people here. That is a pretty easy quick one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    haha.... rub one out.....

    my little side kick from many years back once bet me whatever sexual act I wanted to expose her to (I wagered the same) that I couldn't rub one out in a minute or less..... I won the bet.....

    so what do I do with the other two minutes, 40 seconds?
    Donker, no idea what you would do with the last two minutes.

    But come on, man... Lets see a picture of that sidekick you speak of.
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  26. 12-05-15 01:39 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    NFL games are longer than ever this season and the NFL is not happy about this.



    So I thought it would be fun to name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds.
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  27. 12-05-15 01:57 AM #27
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    bang your mom
    light a candle
    take a sip of my favorite drink
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  28. 12-05-15 06:24 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.
    How many did you get?
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    DS when you see me at the club please do not offer to push in my stool again i'm good thanks though
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    Most guys here can *** in under 2 minutes especially with chick stroking it with index finger and thumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    How many did you get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Itsamazing777 View Post
    How many did you get?
    downsouth PM'd me that in his practice runs, his goal was to fit in 9 and have 1 left over so he could still post to simultaneously brag about it.

    Said he's "Going Live Launch" halftime of the Bulldogs Bowl game.

    Practice makes perfect... I'd say he closes at least -200 to get er done.
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