Name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds

[DiggityDaggityDo]

NFL games are longer than ever this season and the NFL is not happy about this.

The NFL always aims for games to last about three hours. Through 11 weeks of this season, the average time of game has been 3 hours, 9 minutes, 26 seconds. In 2014, the average game was 3:05:46 over the same period.

Don't blame that extra 3 minutes, 40 seconds on the weather, more commercials, extended halftimes, more overtime games or even more replay reviews.
http://www.oregonlive.com/nfl/index....nger_than.html

So I thought it would be fun to name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds.

Sure there are TONS of things... but here are just a few for me.

Drink a beer
Piss
Drive to In n Out Burger
Eat an In n Out Burger
Fukk
Cook a frozen burrito in the microwave
Run 20 yard dash

[packerd_00]

Those microwave burritos are awesome.

[DOM_Toretto]

Your mom

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Smoke 3 cigarettes
Make a poor life decision
Make a losing bet
Handicap a Korean BBQ
Feed my friend's cat while she is away on business to Calgary.
Order papa johns pizza.

[shaunovery]

Drink a beer

Lose points in sbr casino

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Those microwave burritos are awesome.

Might be best 2AM drunk food ever, other than fast food.

[Auto Donk]

haha.... rub one out.....

my little side kick from many years back once bet me whatever sexual act I wanted to expose her to (I wagered the same) that I couldn't rub one out in a minute or less..... I won the bet.....

so what do I do with the other two minutes, 40 seconds?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Smoke 3 cigarettes
Make a poor life decision
Make a losing bet
Handicap a Korean BBQ
Feed my friend's cat while she is away on business to Calgary.
Order papa johns pizza.

Mo, you know what would be more impressive? If you can order Chinese food in under 3 min, 40 seconds.

Impossible I bet.

[regger]

Come back and beat the lions.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Come back and beat the lions.

[daneblazer]

Placing a bet on Bovada not on the list

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo, you know what would be more impressive? If you can order Chinese food in under 3 min, 40 seconds.

Impossible I bet.

I could update the standings in our contest more quickly than I could order Chinese food.

[packerd_00]

Might be best 2AM drunk food ever, other than fast food.

This is true.

[GIVEMETHEMONEY]

reply to this freaking thread! haha done!!

[actiondan]

Making a poo swastika

[FlipsideRM]

Lose my deposit

[dlunc3]

Lose 10k while losing 20 straight hands of online blackjack

[b1slickguy]

Find and read all of Seaweed's relevant posts.

[dfish]

Placing a bet on Bovada not on the list

No , no it is not

[Vegas39]

Find and read all of Seaweed's relevant posts.

ok you still have 3:38 left

[DiggityDaggityDo]

ok you still have 3:38 left

[kidcudi92]

Nothing.

Everything I do takes meticulous planning and execution.

Oh and throw a hail mary to win the game

That just takes luck though...

I guess I could throw in making a post that offends most people here. That is a pretty easy quick one.

[Russian Rocket]

Sing American anthem with a thick Russian accent

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Stub my toe

[DiggityDaggityDo]

haha.... rub one out.....

my little side kick from many years back once bet me whatever sexual act I wanted to expose her to (I wagered the same) that I couldn't rub one out in a minute or less..... I won the bet.....

so what do I do with the other two minutes, 40 seconds?

Donker, no idea what you would do with the last two minutes.

But come on, man... Lets see a picture of that sidekick you speak of.

[mikewlgm]

NFL games are longer than ever this season and the NFL is not happy about this.



So I thought it would be fun to name things you can do in under 3 minutes, 40 seconds.

[Ballerholic]

pick up a spoon
open a door
put on my favorite sweater
change a channel
close a window
turn on the lights
bang your mom
light a candle
take a sip of my favorite drink
load a website

[downsouth]

See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.

[Itsamazing777]

See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.

How many did you get?

[manny24]

DS when you see me at the club please do not offer to push in my stool again i'm good thanks though

[jjgold]

Most guys here can *** in under 2 minutes especially with chick stroking it with index finger and thumb

[PorkChop]

Eat breakfast twice

[DiggityDaggityDo]

See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.

How many did you get?

[FlipsideRM]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

See how many fingers I could fit in my butt.

How many did you get?

downsouth PM'd me that in his practice runs, his goal was to fit in 9 and have 1 left over so he could still post to simultaneously brag about it.

Said he's "Going Live Launch" halftime of the Bulldogs Bowl game.

Practice makes perfect... I'd say he closes at least -200 to get er done.