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    will this cash or blow up in my face?

    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : New England Patriots 11/23/2015 5:30PM - (PST) Spread +9 -13037 for Game

    #2) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Cleveland Cavaliers 11/23/2015 4:05PM - (PST) Spread +6 -3532 for Game

    #3) NBA Basketball
    Selection : New York Knicks 11/23/2015 4:35PM - (PST) Spread +20 -10201 for Game

    #4) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Minnesota T'wolves 11/23/2015 5:05PM - (PST) Spread +8 -3501 for Game

    #5) NCAA Basketball
    Selection : North Carolina 11/23/2015 6:30PM - (PST) Spread -1 -700 for Game


    Risking : 2,000.00 To Win : 459.99 USD

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    Gotta say these usually don't end well, but good luck I hope you hit it.

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    GL, by chance do you have a brother named Otters
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    That's pretty fukkin' wacky.

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    I don't know I can't predict the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    That's pretty fukkin' wacky.
    yeah, the juice is hellish I know.
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    Kermit gave dishwasher 10 Betpoint(s) for this post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dishwasher View Post
    yeah, the juice is hellish I know.
    I'm gonna give you 10 bet points for being so wacky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    I'm gonna give you 10 bet points for being so wacky.
    haha, thanks man

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    some of those prices can't be right.

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    Ya it comes out right, wow.

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    every one of those bets are so bad it is unreal

    NE +9.5 should only be like -1400 or so

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    every one of those bets are so bad it is unreal

    NE +9.5 should only be like -1400 or so
    His bookie's name is Wackie Von Fookyourass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rm18 View Post
    every one of those bets are so bad it is unreal

    NE +9.5 should only be like -1400 or so
    I'm surprised with those prices it pays that much, but it comes out right.

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    lookn at the prices im surprised it pays that also lol BOL

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    well that is beause UNC is only -700 but he is getting raped on the odds is the problem

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    grow some fukking balls you fukking pussy!!! there i said it...

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    #1) Sport : NBA Basketball for Game
    Selection : Cleveland Cavaliers 11/23/2015 4:05PM - (PST) Spread +8 for Game

    #2) Sport : NBA Basketball for Game
    Selection : Minnesota T'wolves 11/23/2015 5:05PM - (PST) Spread +10 for Game

    #3) Sport : NBA Basketball for Game
    Selection : San Antonio Spurs 11/23/2015 5:35PM - (PST) Spread +8 for Game

    #4) Sport : NCAA Basketball for Game
    Selection : North Carolina 11/23/2015 6:30PM - (PST) Spread +7 for Game

    #5) Sport : College Football for Game
    Selection : Ohio State 11/28/2015 9:00AM - (PST) Spread +22 for Game

    #6) Sport : NFL Football for Game
    Selection : New England Patriots 11/23/2015 5:30PM - (PST) Spread +14 for Game

    #7) Sport : NFL Football for Game
    Selection : Carolina Panthers 11/26/2015 1:30PM - (PST) Spread +22 for Game

    #8) Sport : NFL Football for Game
    Selection : Seattle Seahawks 11/29/2015 1:25PM - (PST) Spread +16 for Game Risking : 2,000.00 To Win : 563.38 USD

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishwasher View Post
    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : New England Patriots 11/23/2015 5:30PM - (PST) Spread +9 -13037 for Game

    #2) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Cleveland Cavaliers 11/23/2015 4:05PM - (PST) Spread +6 -3532 for Game

    #3) NBA Basketball
    Selection : New York Knicks 11/23/2015 4:35PM - (PST) Spread +20 -10201 for Game

    #4) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Minnesota T'wolves 11/23/2015 5:05PM - (PST) Spread +8 -3501 for Game

    #5) NCAA Basketball
    Selection : North Carolina 11/23/2015 6:30PM - (PST) Spread -1 -700 for Game


    Risking : 2,000.00 To Win : 459.99 USD
    why would you risk 2k for 500 bucks?

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    NE can't be -13037 at +9.5.

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    sucker play

    Books love high risk low return players

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    Those odds can't be right ...
    Brady to not get injured would be -14000 lol.

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    Cavs +6
    Wolves +8

    Those look scary.

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    Why don't you just bet one game like the Patriots on the ML at -330?

    You are betting multiple low risk bets which should land but one of those bets could lose and then you are screwed and losing big money...
    Last edited by JIBBBY; 11-23-15 at 02:46 PM.

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    #1) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Minnesota T'wolves 11/23/2015 5:05PM - (PST) Money Line -375 for Game

    #2) NBA Basketball
    Selection : San Antonio Spurs 11/23/2015 5:35PM - (PST) Money Line -475 for Game

    #3) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Oklahoma City Thunder 11/23/2015 6:05PM - (PST) Spread +11 -473 for Game

    #4) NCAA Basketball
    Selection : North Carolina 11/23/2015 6:30PM - (PST) Money Line -631 for Game Risking : 2,000.00 To Win : 2,303.76 USD this is my play for today. disregard the 2 previous tickets.

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    Im interested in what happens lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nahlij View Post
    Im interested in what happens lol
    so am I, haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishwasher View Post
    #1) NFL Football
    Selection : New England Patriots 11/23/2015 5:30PM - (PST) Spread +9 -13037 for Game

    #2) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Cleveland Cavaliers 11/23/2015 4:05PM - (PST) Spread +6 -3532 for Game

    #3) NBA Basketball
    Selection : New York Knicks 11/23/2015 4:35PM - (PST) Spread +20 -10201 for Game

    #4) NBA Basketball
    Selection : Minnesota T'wolves 11/23/2015 5:05PM - (PST) Spread +8 -3501 for Game

    #5) NCAA Basketball
    Selection : North Carolina 11/23/2015 6:30PM - (PST) Spread -1 -700 for Game


    Risking : 2,000.00 To Win : 459.99 USD

    I'm rooting for ya. But make too many bets like this, and you'll be washin dishes for a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints1856 View Post
    I'm rooting for ya. But make too many bets like this, and you'll be washin dishes for a while
    haha, that's actually my real job. I wash dishes at a truck stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayDr3am View Post
    why would you risk 2k for 500 bucks?
    Why would you put 2k in the Bank to make $0.14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Why would you put 2k in the Bank to make $0.14
    Jay, please read post # 24. that's my play for today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishwasher View Post
    Jay, please read post # 24. that's my play for today.
    i think he is saying why keep 2000 in the bank to get .14 in interest, i could be mistaken

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    Cuddles gets it

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkHorseplayer View Post
    NE can't be -13037 at +9.5.
    yes, it's exactly right...those are the odds that Heritage is offering....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Why would you put 2k in the Bank to make $0.14
    Cauuse at the end of the day you have $2000.14 and not $0

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    I think you're severly underestimating your handicapping abilities.

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