Tiger's press conference is a fukkin joke

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  • The Seer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-29-07
    • 10641

    #71
    Originally posted by MilfDriller
    However, you combine his Asian discipline side w/ his African side of uncontrollable sexuality... and you have a deadly combination. You produce an out-of-control sex machine (African side) that is very disciplined and hell-bent on getting results (Asian side). Very surprising he didn't get Aids like Magic Johnson.
    now that's funny
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    • whatsgood5
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      • 10-13-09
      • 15359

      #72
      Originally posted by Fishhead
      Off the stage and looking for some stage girls...........lol.

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      • The Seer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-29-07
        • 10641

        #73
        Originally posted by MilfDriller
        o/c he showed no emotion. he is half Asian... thus half of his personality only has about 0.00001% capacity for emotion. Example of the average Chinese man and his emotional reactions: Hi Chu Wang, please give us your emotional responses to the following situations: You just won the lottery: oh Your dog just died: oh Your pizza is late: oh It's a beautiful day: oh 2 +2 = 10: oh You just had an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar: oh oh As you can see, there is no emotion. All emotional responses generate an 'oh'. Only an orgasm inside the hottest pornstar on the planet generates an 'oh oh'. That sums up Asian genes.
        now that's even funnier
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        • The Seer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-29-07
          • 10641

          #74
          Originally posted by Scorpion
          If he sees your avatar he would want to hire you for big bucks if you know what I mean!

          I bet he would want to have sex with you 7 times every day for a week

          Would you like to work for Tiger and be his employee?
          Scorpion, you do know I'm a male right? I love banging women so the answer is no but I can't speak for tigerette's end.
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          • Scorpion
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-04-05
            • 7797

            #75
            You are a girl, Fishhead is a girl too
            You cannot fool me!
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            • Scorpion
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-04-05
              • 7797

              #76
              Tiger likes boys too!
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              • The Seer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-29-07
                • 10641

                #77
                Originally posted by Scorpion
                You are a girl, Fishhead is a girl too
                You cannot fool me!
                If I was a girl I wouldn't be typing on this damn computer. I'd be sitting in front of a mirror with a huge dildo and sucking my own tit right now. That's how much I like pussy. As for Fishhead, he'd still probably be in a dumpster somewhere but who knows.
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                • 3PtShooter
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-13-08
                  • 3936

                  #78
                  him and his buddies are laughing at the puplic tonight ,,,as they have pulled another one ,,,and dont think drugs are not involved
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                  • OMGRandyJackson
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-07-10
                    • 1680

                    #79
                    I always wonder why ppl like Tiger get married. If you want a kid so bad just adopt one. Than you can still bang all the bitches you want without having to worry.

                    Still though kinda gay he fantasied about Jeter.
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                    • MilfDriller
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                      • 11-23-08
                      • 10186

                      #80
                      he fantasized about Jeter?

                      I missed that. what the hell is that about?
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82840

                        #81
                        Originally posted by OMGRandyJackson
                        I always wonder why ppl like Tiger get married. If you want a kid so bad just adopt one. Than you can still bang all the bitches you want without having to worry.

                        Still though kinda gay he fantasied about Jeter.
                        Marriage was forced to him by the sponsors. They wanted a family man with kids to sell the Buicks he was promoting. If Ferrari or Lamborghini was his sponsor it would make sense to stay single and a playboy.
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                        • MilfDriller
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                          • 11-23-08
                          • 10186

                          #82
                          he fantasized about Jeter?

                          I missed that. what the hell is that about?
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