Why Matsui Is A Jerk Off

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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #1
    Why Matsui Is A Jerk Off
    Congrats Yankee fans on your World Series. You won fair and square and deserved the title. Hideki Matsui though is another story altogether.

    Matsui is the WORST tipper this side of the Atlantic! He used to go to this hotel bar in the city and tip NOTHING on hundreds of dollars of drinks. Unfortunately, as a server, you cannot say anything to him about it. Now before you say he is Japanese and doesn't understand the tipping culture, I have dealt with MANY Japanese people who understand that tipping is proper. Another thing that is documented is his LOVE for porn. The guy has over 20,000 titles of porn in his house with a room to store it all. All around, this guy is a douche. I hope someone sticks the MVP trophy up his rectal cavity and dances around him like a banshee as he squeals in pain.
  • TheChet
    Restricted User
    • 04-06-09
    • 169

    #2
    TheChet has a Japanese room mate who loves Godzilla
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    • lakerboy
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-02-09
      • 94383

      #3
      Nip is king
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
        Originally posted by TheChet
        TheChet has a Japanese room mate who loves Godzilla
        MATSUI!!!!

        Casper call me or text me
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        • Matt Rain
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-13-07
          • 5001

          #5
          Bitter much. Sounds like Matsui refused to lend you some of his porn.
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          • treece
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-28-07
            • 6298

            #6
            Maybe thats why Matsui is rich.
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            • MilfDriller
              Restricted User
              • 11-23-08
              • 10186

              #7
              Casper, you nailed it.

              Good work, brother.
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              • pat venditto
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-07-07
                • 14347

                #8
                Casper i'll make sure the social services lady at the shelter will deliver you you're shrooms so you can continue to be a unique story teller.
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                • Casperwaits
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-25-06
                  • 5042

                  #9
                  Patty, the porn thing is not only documented, but he answered it in an interview in a NY Post article about a year ago. As far as the shelter, I'll get back to you on where you can deliver the shrooms.
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                  • Casperwaits
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-25-06
                    • 5042

                    #10
                    Matty, not bitter at all. I am not a hater like some. Just stating the facts.
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                    • lakerboy
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-02-09
                      • 94383

                      #11
                      Casper nobody cares what he does in his room. 98% of men jerk off to porn so whats your point? He is a world champion and World series MVP so get over it bud. Plus David Beckham is a shit tipper as well why dont you start a thread about that too.
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                      • charitableman
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 09-22-09
                        • 161

                        #12
                        from not giving you a tip? You call him a douche. Just because he makes "millions" he owes you something? I do understand it might be frustrating as a server not to get a tip, but come on man......

                        and
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                        • Willie Bee
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-14-06
                          • 15726

                          #13
                          Don't you mean 'this side of the Pacific'?
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                          • Casperwaits
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-25-06
                            • 5042

                            #14
                            Lakerboy, if I had ever dealt with David Beckham I would. My problem with Matsui is he can buy all this porn and not tip. The guys is a MAJOR DOUCHEBAG? Have your ever served him?
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                            • SamsNCharge99
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-22-08
                              • 41242

                              #15
                              Casper, call me
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                              • Casperwaits
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-25-06
                                • 5042

                                #16
                                In the service industry, it is customary to tip. That is how bartenders make their money. Plain and simple. If you did not get paid for your job, wouldn't you be angry?
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                                • onthewhat
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 05-14-08
                                  • 15411

                                  #17
                                  Lol Willy

                                  Hey guy the Japs do not stigmatize porn like many Americans do, learn some culture
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    I would like to see documentation of said porn collection before I draw any conclusions about a nice Japanese fellow.

                                    Also, can't the same be said about every Canadian who visits the US (poor tipping or lack thereof)?
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                                    • DrStale
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-07-08
                                      • 9692

                                      #19
                                      I get the tipping thing, thats pretty ridiculous, but you are ripping on the guy for liking porn? Are you Amish? How the hell does having a lot of porn make him a douche?
                                      Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                      If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                      • lakerboy
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-02-09
                                        • 94383

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                        Lakerboy, if I had ever dealt with David Beckham I would. My problem with Matsui is he can buy all this porn and not tip. The guys is a MAJOR DOUCHEBAG? Have your ever served him?

                                        Casper i am in the service industry and have been for 14 years my friend. Tipping is not mandatory. It is based on service and quality. You are using this as an excuse to belittle the guy. Who gives a fukk if he doesnt tip he still won last night.
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                                        • lakerboy
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-02-09
                                          • 94383

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Robyn
                                          I would like to see documentation of said porn collection before I draw any conclusions about a nice Japanese fellow.

                                          Also, can't the same be said about every Canadian who visits the US (poor tipping or lack thereof)?


                                          Come on now I tip. When I came to Orlando last March I ate in some very nice establishments and tipped very well.
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                                          • daggerkobe
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-25-08
                                            • 10744

                                            #22
                                            Title is ironic since he seems to like to jerk off a lot.
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                                            • pavyracer
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 04-12-07
                                              • 82900

                                              #23
                                              If you run up a $3,000 bar bill and pay for it every time I think it is an insult to be asked to tip. JMHO
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                                              • Casperwaits
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-25-06
                                                • 5042

                                                #24
                                                Robyn, it is documented in numerous interviews he has done in Japan as well as the New York Post. Google it and you will see. As far as drawing conclusions, let it be said that this has been done before on your watch. Canadians tip a hell of a lot better than Germans, African Americans, French and Mexicans.

                                                TOP TEN WORST TIPPERS

                                                1. Germans
                                                2. African Americans (especially in groups of only females)
                                                3. Mexicans
                                                4. French
                                                5. Isralis
                                                6. British
                                                7. Men on first dates who take their "signifigant other" to a chain restaurant
                                                8. Elderly people
                                                9. Ludicris
                                                10. Eskimos
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                                                • SamsNCharge99
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-22-08
                                                  • 41242

                                                  #25
                                                  casper, dont call now, text, going to class
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                                                  • Casperwaits
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-25-06
                                                    • 5042

                                                    #26
                                                    Lakerboy, as I have been in the service industry longer than you and since I have DEALT with the man, I am not only justified with my statement, but qualified to assess my opinion. As far as tipping goes, I GAVE EXCELLENT SERVICE. What is his excuse now? If you work in the service industry as long as you said you have, you must never have bartended or served. No server or bartender would agree with your statement.
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                                                    • onthewhat
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 05-14-08
                                                      • 15411

                                                      #27
                                                      Casper learn culture guy

                                                      Many places tipping is frowned upon because that hints that they are broke, poor, make crappy wages, etc.
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82900

                                                        #28
                                                        Let's say customer A runs up a $100 bar bill and Tips $20 and customer B runs up a $1000 bill and doesn't tip who would you like to have as a customer?
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                                                        • Casperwaits
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-25-06
                                                          • 5042

                                                          #29
                                                          Onner, I'll make you a deal, when you get old enough to drink then we can talk. Until than stick to betting games and drinking Ovaltine.
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Paver always adds trickery to his posts, take the $1000 with no tip. Godzilla is a jerkoff and I hope Yanks do not sign him next year.
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                                                            • Willie Bee
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-14-06
                                                              • 15726

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                              If you did not get paid for your job, wouldn't you be angry?
                                                              Yes, but I would take it out on my employer most likely. Do you give any money back when someone over-tips you?
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                                                              • Robyn
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-05-08
                                                                • 9681

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by lakerboy
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                                                                Come on now I tip. When I came to Orlando last March I ate in some very nice establishments and tipped very well.
                                                                I honestly have no clue if Canadians tip or do not tip. I am only going off of what whiny, crybaby Americans in the service industry say.

                                                                I wish people didn't expect tips but many service industry employers bank on the fact that employees receive tips and pay extremely low wages, therefore in the US, tipping is pretty much expected. Which I disagree with. Bread and I tip very well and will even tip if we have poor service (although the tip does not exceed standards).
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                                                                • Willie Bee
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-14-06
                                                                  • 15726

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                                  TOP TEN WORST TIPPERS

                                                                  1. Germans
                                                                  2. African Americans (especially in groups of only females)
                                                                  3. Mexicans
                                                                  4. French
                                                                  5. Isralis
                                                                  6. British
                                                                  7. Men on first dates who take their "signifigant other" to a chain restaurant
                                                                  8. Elderly people
                                                                  9. Ludicris
                                                                  10. Eskimos
                                                                  Woohoo! I made the list twice, first time in my life I've been in the same Top 10 two times.
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                                                                  • SamsNCharge99
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 10-22-08
                                                                    • 41242

                                                                    #34
                                                                    how does a thread change so fast, from Matsui to tipping

                                                                    gotta live it

                                                                    Casper text me
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                                                                    • Casperwaits
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-25-06
                                                                      • 5042

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Willie, considering a tip is payment and EVERYONE has a different idea of what a drink is worth, their is no glass ceiling to what I deserve. As far as UNDERTIPPING goes, if you are saying that performing my duties commendably is not worth a couple of dollars, than you and I have to sit down and discuss the concept of the service biz. Oh FYI..I am still in Vegas..lol.
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