Keep it G, How much you spending on Valentines day?

**Optional** · 02-13-23, 04:25 PM

Nice, if you can get roses for under 20 bucks.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Nice, if you can get roses for under 20 bucks.

He'll grab a couple plastic ones @ the Dollar Store. She'll be thrilled.

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

He'll grab a couple plastic ones @ the Dollar Store. She'll be thrilled.

I don't do fake anything. Have fun with your palm.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

I don't do fake anything. Have fun with your palm.

Have fun scarfing some of those Hershey kisses 'chocolates' you sprung for her, J.P. Morgan.

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Have fun scarfing some of those Hershey kisses 'chocolates' you sprung for her, J.P. Morgan.

Don't be mad I get pussy and you don't.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

Don't be mad I get pussy and you don't.

A Fleshlite isn't really considered 'pussy', J.P. -- regardless of what the Adult Store clerk told you.

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

A Fleshlite isn't really considered 'pussy', J.P. -- regardless of what the Adult Store clerk told you.

How original. I'll be balls deep while you surf SBR. Enjoy.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

How original. I'll be balls deep while you surf SBR. Enjoy.

Congrats... and good on you for using scotch tape for your c0ckring, that indeed saves $.

Likewise... please enjoy your silicon sleeve, your plastic roses for ambiance, and your Hersey kisses for your post-nut snack. YOU DO YOU, J.P.

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Congrats... and good on you for using scotch tape for your c0ckring, that indeed saves $.

Likewise... please enjoy your silicon sleeve, your plastic roses for ambiance, and your Hersey kisses for your post-nut snack. YOU DO YOU, J.P.

Nobody cares. Have fun rosy palm.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 05:11 PM

You keep responding and were extremely butthurt from my innocuous, obvious joke to Opti. I clearly struck a nerve, while not even intending to. OH, YOU CARE 💯 You care a lot.

**Bigbill365** · 02-13-23, 05:14 PM

Buying the biggest teddy bear I can find so probably $60-$100

**Foxx** · 02-13-23, 05:24 PM

$40 lamp

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

You keep responding and were extremely butthurt from my innocuous, obvious joke to Opti. I clearly struck a nerve, while not even intending to. OH, YOU CARE  You care a lot.

You contribute nothing. Just asked a simple question and you being a blow hard with no lady. Don't know why you came at me like you did.

**gauchojake** · 02-13-23, 06:09 PM

My sides!!

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

You contribute nothing. Just asked a simple question and you being a blow hard with no lady. Don't know why you came at me like you did.

Oh, look... the guy that doesn't care is proving my point, again. You care so much it's HURTING you 💯--- Listen, puss... this is PT... you can't be a candya$s (as you obviously are) and survive round these parts. You're softer in mind than your BF's dikk.

I made a light, innocuous joke, numbnutz (to Opti). I didn't come after you, you weakling-of-mind. The day I actually come after you is the day you run home to your 2 mommys. Capische?

Btw, I absolutely GUARANTEE more peeps know me round here than your p@nsya$s. I bona fide never heard of ya, pal. BUT, I sincerely wish you well in your humping of Suzie on Valentine's night (you seem like the kinda guy that would name your Fleshlite, "Suzie". Amirite?)

Now... show everybody how much you don't care, again, and respond yet again in 3... 2... 1......

**209 Life** · 02-13-23, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Oh, look... the guy that doesn't care is proving my point, again. You care so much it's HURTING you --- Listen, puss... this is PT... you can't be a candya$s (as you obviously are) and survive round these parts. You're softer in mind than your BF's dikk.

I made a light, innocuous joke, numbnutz (to Opti). I didn't come after you, you weakling-of-mind. The day I actually come after you is the day you run home to your 2 mommys. Capische?

Btw, I absolutely GUARANTEE more peeps know me round here than your p@nsya$s. I bona fide never heard of ya, pal. BUT, I sincerely wish you well in your humping of Suzie on Valentine's night (you seem like the kinda guy that would name your Fleshlite, "Suzie". Amirite?)

Now... show everybody how much you don't care, again, and respond yet again in 3... 2... 1......

Enjoy the circle jerk with Gaucho

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by 209 Life

Enjoy the circle jerk with Gaucho

**pavyracer** · 02-13-23, 06:50 PM

I think the OP had the Eagles last night. Last $20 left in his gambling account to by chocolate and roses for his lady. I saw a guy once stealing roses from the graves and selling them on the street for $10.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I think the OP had the Eagles last night. Last $20 left in his gambling account to by chocolate and roses for his lady. I saw a guy once stealing roses from the graves and selling them on the street for $10.

Ahhh... no wonder 209/J.P.'s estrogen is flowing so heavily today, pavy... YOU NAILED IT. Poor lil fella; Mahomes bent him over so far last night, he had flashbacks to the night he went to San Fran's Power Exchange with FightinIllini, and he played the Indian Chief in a Village People bl0wbang. Yep, no wonder he's still shook, today.

Thing is, if he had won his bet last night, Suzie mighta got a candy chocolate upgrade from Hersey's kisses to maybe a bag of Peanut M&M's (Family Size... woo hoo!). *Maybe*
Oh well...

**mjsuax13** · 02-13-23, 07:33 PM

My wife can have whatever she wants but she doesn’t ask for anything.

**Jayvegas420** · 02-13-23, 07:39 PM

I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift

**Optional** · 02-13-23, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift

I was gonna say: SHARP... but the Aussie guy that likes convertibles and befriends rando peeps in Compton beat me to it.

Btw... that ONE gift: o/u $20 big smackeroos (that's the thread precedent).

**franklee168** · 02-13-23, 08:08 PM

The wife gets one gift a year that covers everything.

**Bigbill365** · 02-13-23, 08:17 PM

My lady got me some new luggage and taking me to Blackhawks game

**Itsamazing777** · 02-13-23, 08:26 PM

An Sbr hat.

**gauchojake** · 02-13-23, 09:10 PM

Wife got me 2 new MyPillows. Say what you want about Mike Lindell's politics, the man makes a hell of a pillow.

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 02-13-23, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Wife got me 2 new MyPillows. Say what you want about Mike Lindell's politics, the man makes a hell of a pillow.

Agree, got 2 myself... the pillows are on fleek*
But, yeah... Lindell is a loon.

Then again, I'd expect nothing less than fine craftsmanship from the thousands of under-age Hugo Chavez clones that are making the pillows in a sequestered prison camp in Venezuela for $1 a day (along with those voting machines, o'course).

*on fleek was in vogue ~2013 or so when Hugo Chavez died, so, seemed appropriate to use the term here

**gauchojake** · 02-13-23, 11:10 PM

Biter I almost caught myself using that term around one of my teenagers and then caught myself. I like it though.

**pablo222** · 02-14-23, 05:16 AM

DOJer ran 209 out of here.

Guy was too soft

**Flashmo** · 02-14-23, 06:08 AM

An Iron and a Dildo....if she doesn't like the Iron, she can go eff herself

**pologq** · 02-14-23, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by Jayvegas420

I got Married on Valentine's Day which happens to be my wife's birthday, I kill 3 occasions with one gift

this is better than a super bowl win

**actiondan** · 02-14-23, 08:20 AM

fellas remember to trim your fingernails

**pologq** · 02-14-23, 08:30 AM

i plan on dropping a load on an angry 48 year old asian woman with stronger forearms than me