Down $3600 on the day.. Might as well chase & lose another 6K

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 08:48 PM

These odds way better than at BM. (Gonz +213, Nets +100). Fukk it gonna bite the bullet & go over there & make the bet..tax implications be damned I'll worry about that later.( Just sucks that I can't parlay them). Based on these odds..9K to win 63,450 (BM to win 47,340)

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 09:27 PM

Final official plan.. DraftKings does allow me to parlay this.. gonna take over 3 hours for me to get there (AC) from Port Authority Station but whatever not like I have anything currently better to do. This is the bet I will make.The next time I post in this thread will be the actual ticket.

**BeatTheJerk** · 03-11-21, 09:31 PM

I love it Dougy you got a nice set of balls hanging from your pelvis & I’ll be rooting this one in all the way ! Go big or go home it will be.

**lonegambler23** · 03-11-21, 09:34 PM

make a fired video on the way up there like otters does

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

I love it Dougy you got a nice set of balls hanging from your pelvis & I’ll be rooting this one in all the way ! Go big or go home it will be.

Thanks fellas, I will make that video.

Originally posted by lonegambler23

make a fired video on the way up there like otters does

**ThaWoj** · 03-11-21, 09:42 PM

Nobody pays taxes on that shit. Just make a bunch of seperate tickets to avoid the 5k thing. I'd much rather have futures bet at brick and mortar. What happens if bookmaker shut next month? What happens if Jon Kreta was in charge and decided to pull a betislands?

Anyways you remind me of me. Always broke, always looking for the next come up, always barrelled in thinking this is the only way.

I wish I could get out of that thinking. I went bust 2 months ago betting nfl playoffs hockey and live tennis and soccer (after I went on a sick heater too). Like so bust that I sold ALL my crypto that now would be worth thousands. I gambled that away too. So depressing listening to all the tools in my FB groups brag about all the moon shotting going on while I sit here with 2 penetrating cents in my coinbase account and 75 bucks in my cdc account.

Trying going to the casino and playing bj or baccarat man. Switch it up. Sometimes when the sports are ice cold I hit the baccarat table and generally do well as long as I'm being patient.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 09:46 PM

Originally posted by ThaWoj

Nobody pays taxes on that shit. Just make a bunch of seperate tickets to avoid the 5k thing. I'd much rather have futures bet at brick and mortar. What happens if bookmaker shut next month? What happens if Jon Kreta was in charge and decided to pull a betislands?

Anyways you remind me of me. Always broke, always looking for the next come up, always barrelled in thinking this is the only way.

I wish I could get out of that thinking. I went bust 2 months ago betting nfl playoffs hockey and live tennis and soccer (after I went on a sick heater too). Like so bust that I sold ALL my crypto that now would be worth thousands. I gambled that away too. So depressing listening to all the tools in my FB groups brag about all the moon shotting going on while I sit here with 2 penetrating cents in my coinbase account and 75 bucks in my cdc account.

Trying going to the casino and playing bj or baccarat man. Switch it up. Sometimes when the sports are ice cold I hit the baccarat table and generally do well as long as I'm being patient.

Great advice Woj that's exactly what I'm gonna do.. so basically each ticket to win under 5K?.. No chance the ticket booker is gonna say something or cut me off?

**ThaWoj** · 03-11-21, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Great advice Woj that's exactly what I'm gonna do.. so basically each ticket to win under 5K?.. No chance the ticket booker is gonna say something or cut me off?

No man if they got a kiosk just go to the kiosk. Otherwise fukk what the teller thinks unless they ask for your players card each time in that case just say no thanks. I was betting an nhl future last month at the casino at a kiosk it said betting limit reach max bet was 60 I wanted to bet 100 I bet the 60 then bet another 40 same odds no problem.

**ThaWoj** · 03-11-21, 10:03 PM

Some kiosks require you to put your players card in like at the beau rivage (mgm) but others like at the ip in biloxi (fan duel) and golden nugget and hard rock you don't need anything

**Vyasports** · 03-11-21, 10:23 PM

I like threads like this; informative

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-11-21, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by slayer14

It's tough to stay disciplined when you have those funds available don't you have family to keep you in check.

Captroby has family and look at that guy

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by ThaWoj

No man if they got a kiosk just go to the kiosk. Otherwise fukk what the teller thinks unless they ask for your players card each time in that case just say no thanks. I was betting an nhl future last month at the casino at a kiosk it said betting limit reach max bet was 60 I wanted to bet 100 I bet the 60 then bet another 40 same odds no problem.

Originally posted by ThaWoj

Some kiosks require you to put your players card in like at the beau rivage (mgm) but others like at the ip in biloxi (fan duel) and golden nugget and hard rock you don't need anything

Not to come off like a total fukkin noob, which I am (1st time in a sportsbook) but I'm assuming once I dep.the funds they give me a player's card to bet with? Basically to keep each ticket under 5K, (apx. 15 tickets), you don't think that's gonna eventually reduce the payout?

**cincinnatikid513** · 03-11-21, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

These odds way better than at BM. (Gonz +213, Nets +100). Fukk it gonna bite the bullet & go over there & make the bet..tax implications be damned I'll worry about that later.( Just sucks that I can't parlay them). Based on these odds..9K to win 63,450 (BM to win 47,340)

crazy

u are one key injury away from cash in the trash

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-11-21, 11:02 PM

This guy deserves poster of the month. This shit is entertaining AF..
Just pimp that black chick out to hockey rocks, chicken & Waffles, Nitro or anyone of those other lames.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

crazy

u are one key injury away from cash in the trash

Name a bet yet doesn't apply to.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 11:09 PM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

This guy deserves poster of the month. This shit is entertaining AF..
Just pimp that black chick out to hockey rocks, chicken & Waffles, Nitro or anyone of those other lames.

Hey man, at this point I would if I could (if it would allow me to go back in time to SB Sun), but she'd never go for it..ho literally thinks she has diamonds & gold between her legs.

**mjsuax13** · 03-11-21, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Not to come off like a total fukkin noob, which I am (1st time in a sportsbook) but I'm assuming once I dep.the funds they give me a player's card to bet with? Basically to keep each ticket under 5K, (apx. 15 tickets), you don't think that's gonna eventually reduce the payout?

You can just set up an account and either use your card at the kiosk or not. You don’t even have to sign up unless they force you to because of the bet size. I’m thinking you should just go over the counter at $2500 a pop. As long as the win is under a certain number there’s no reporting. I won $10k last month on the Nets and they made me fill out a W9 but it was to make sure I was working for myself and not a larger group. Exact words from the William Hill rep. Hang in there, the tide will turn.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-11-21, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

You can just set up an account and either use your card at the kiosk or not. You don’t even have to sign up unless they force you to because of the bet size. I’m thinking you should just go over the counter at $2500 a pop. As long as the win is under a certain number there’s no reporting. I won $10k last month on the Nets and they made me fill out a W9 but it was to make sure I was working for myself and not a larger group. Exact words from the William Hill rep. Hang in there, the tide will turn.

Appreciate that but here's the part I don't get, it says over 5K but the payout also has to be 300×. ( Who the fukk is hitting a 300 to 1 shot so I got to imagine that's not what they mean otherwise nobody would get taxed)

**mjsuax13** · 03-11-21, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Appreciate that but here's the part I don't get, it says over 5K but the payout also has to be 300×. ( Who the fukk is hitting a 300 to 1 shot so I got to imagine that's not what they mean otherwise nobody would get taxed)

Shit. No clue. Make small bets. Only Vegas Dave hits 300-1 shots.

**pimike** · 03-12-21, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by trytrytry

this

and bet on Penn state today.

Thank you bud!!!!

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-12-21, 12:21 AM

Looks like Weber going to Fawk me..

PARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[668] BUFFALO -400
[704] FLORIDA -345
[724] WEBER STATE -300
[734] OREGON -435
[738] USC -330
[748] COLORADO STATE -400
[756] UAB -400

**Ventura** · 03-12-21, 12:25 AM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Shit. No clue. Make small bets. Only Vegas Dave hits 300-1 shots.

Rule was changed specifically for horses a couple years ago with the focus on the 300-1 odds. You should have no tax issues with your 7-1 bet.

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by Ventura

Rule was changed specifically for horses a couple years ago with the focus on the 300-1 odds. You should have no tax issues with your 7-1 bet.

Good info. Wow. Wonder how many 300-1 horses hit.

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Looks like Weber going to Fawk me..

PARLAY (7 TEAMS)
[668] BUFFALO -400
[704] FLORIDA -345
[724] WEBER STATE -300
[734] OREGON -435
[738] USC -330
[748] COLORADO STATE -400
[756] UAB -400

Weber is fukking winning.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-12-21, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by Ventura

Rule was changed specifically for horses a couple years ago with the focus on the 300-1 odds. You should have no tax issues with your 7-1 bet.

Thanks man..so if I win this I get the full amount no taxes come out of it?

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-12-21, 12:51 AM

So fukking typical of her, begs to go, then can't fit it into her busy schedule.

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-12-21, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

So fukking typical of her, begs to go, then can't fit it into her busy schedule.

What happen to her Covid 🤣

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Weber is fukking winning.

Almost got it. penetrate.

**Doug tushyterror** · 03-12-21, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

What happen to her Covid ��

Wouldn't have minded the company but on 2nd thought I'm glad she said no.. All I need is fukking Covid in my life at this point

**Ventura** · 03-12-21, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

Thanks man..so if I win this I get the full amount no taxes come out of it?

They should only withhold taxes if the odds are greater than 300-1.

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Doug tushyterror

So fukking typical of her, begs to go, then can't fit it into her busy schedule.

Which bet is this?

**KnuckleHeadz** · 03-12-21, 01:10 AM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Almost got it. penetrate.

Would t this have been nice.. I took this at half time so I would make some cash on this

STRAIGHT BET
[2723] 2H MONTANA +4-110

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by KnuckleHeadz

Would t this have been nice.. I took this at half time so I would make some cash on this

STRAIGHT BET
[2723] 2H MONTANA +4-110

Good call. I had Weber -6... was hoping for OT and close them out. Fukkkk

**Ventura** · 03-12-21, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by mjsuax13

Good info. Wow. Wonder how many 300-1 horses hit.

Less. For straight win bets but more for the exotic bets, tris, pick 3,4,5’s, etc.

Was a terrible rule previously. You could spend $50 on a $.50 pick 4/5 ticket(which is a reasonable amount for those type of bets). You hit the thing and anything over $602 you had to get a W2G issued and would be taxed on.

**mjsuax13** · 03-12-21, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Ventura

Less. For straight win bets but more for the exotic bets, tris, pick 3,4,5’s, etc.

Was a terrible rule previously. You could spend $50 on a $.50 pick 4/5 ticket(which is a reasonable amount for those type of bets). You hit the thing and anything over $602 you had to get a W2G issued and would be taxed on.

Jesus. On $602. Awful.