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  • deeppckts
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-12
    • 830

    #1
    What is your gambling routine?
    Wake up around 7am, straight to Nespresso machine for small homemade Americano.
    Head back to bed on my phone, check gambling twitter and mock the frauds. Check WhatsApp group chat I have with some Mexicans that send babes etc.
    Finish coffee, go downstairs and make another, then head to office.
    Check fax machine for overnight information sheet on the day's games.
    Fire up PCs and DonBest. Check my figures with asian shops, other CR credit shops and some guys I make plays with at different outs. Usually settle at 50k or Tuesday, whichever comes first. Always bitcoin.
    Walk dog but pretty anxious that I could be missing out on some good lines.
    Another coffee.
    Run horse betting model and e-mail it to kid that checks outs and gets down on them for me. Used to do it myself but now with real sports back, no time.
    Late breakfast is usually bacon and eggs. No carbs for me until evening as they slow down mental acuity.
    Probably at 5 coffees now.
    Around noon there's a lull in action so I fire up the webcam girls. Basically I send them $3 or $5 to do different dirty things. Sometimes they have a little thing in their snatch that vibrates if you donate. It helps pass time in the early afternoon. If they ask for me to turn my webcam I just exit the session because I don't feel good about my body.
    Maybe lift some weights and stretch my hips and back which are usually a problem for pro gamblers.
    In the evening, I tend to stay home and order a couple pies (one for leftovers). I like the contactless delivery now so I don't need to deal with these guys face to face and just grab the pies once they're gone.
    Sometimes I do venture out for drinks with other guys who gamble but still can't figure it out (picking winners, using systems, having some angle). My favorite is the 250lb Serbian guy always bragging about how he got some number that didn't exist and then he bought back live to lock in a profit. In 10 years he's never had a bet start badly for him, he's always able to buy back and lock a profit. He has had an account at BetUS for 20 years and has full limits, etc. That's all you need to know.
    Watch some TV then lights out. I basically repeat this for a few months before I book a trip somewhere tropical.

    PS: Yes, I am not an SBR pro. Broke.
  • carolinakid
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-12-11
    • 19106

    #2
    2 things that do not go together females and gambling............
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    • lakerboy
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-02-09
      • 94373

      #3
      Post of the year


      Love it
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      • stevenash
        Moderator
        • 01-17-11
        • 65301

        #4
        Substitute aderall for coffee and pretty much the same as the OP’s

        Well played sir by the way, well played indeed.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82527

          #5
          250 lb Serbian guy.

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          • deeppckts
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-19-12
            • 830

            #6
            The Serbian actually looks more like "P_ssy" from the Sopranos. Definitely looks like a gambler but is an air bettor and storyteller.
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            • Otters27
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 07-14-07
              • 30749

              #7
              Place bets. Copy and paste to SBR. Workout.
              Eat and shower. Then watch scoreboard and check SBR
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388189

                #8
                No routines anymore for me, moderating too much work
                Love Gun and pussy more than gambling now
                No time to lift weights so just inject DBOL in my ass and does the trick
                Food wise a Vegan
                Illini converted me from Jew to Catholic and it feels good because he says I can attack pussy now
                No social life really, I talk with Genie mainly and Illni praying
                Money wise very low..thinking of getting back into modeling online
                Some porn but saw all of it so bored
                I do beg posters for nudes of their wives and girlfriends because I am very sexual and creative in bed
                So kind of boring lots of paper work
                I do at times like to dress up as a preppy guy and fantasize
                Smoke a few small cigars weekend only
                Drink water and quinine love vitamins and toys
                Men pretty boring here
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                • Otters27
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-14-07
                  • 30749

                  #9
                  Your nuts jj
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                  • mjsuax13
                    Moderator
                    • 03-14-15
                    • 24954

                    #10
                    Incredible
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                    • mjsuax13
                      Moderator
                      • 03-14-15
                      • 24954

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      No routines anymore for me, moderating too much work
                      Love Gun and pussy more than gambling now
                      No time to lift weights so just inject DBOL in my ass and does the trick
                      Food wise a Vegan
                      Illini converted me from Jew to Catholic and it feels good because he says I can attack pussy now
                      No social life really, I talk with Genie mainly and Illni praying
                      Money wise very low..thinking of getting back into modeling online
                      Some porn but saw all of it so bored
                      I do beg posters for nudes of their wives and girlfriends because I am very sexual and creative in bed
                      So kind of boring lots of paper work
                      I do at times like to dress up as a preppy guy and fantasize
                      Smoke a few small cigars weekend only
                      Drink water and quinine love vitamins and toys
                      Men pretty boring here
                      JJ, when is the last time you had:

                      1. Winning week
                      2. Pussy

                      Maybe it’s the same week?
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388189

                        #12
                        I think I won a few weeks ago but very small I haven’t had pussy and 16 1/2 years But I’m very active on virtual sites and in the adult community
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                        • deeppckts
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 12-19-12
                          • 830

                          #13
                          three words for you jj... asian massage parlor
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                          • stevenash
                            Moderator
                            • 01-17-11
                            • 65301

                            #14
                            Originally posted by deeppckts
                            three words for you jj... asian massage parlor
                            You see that Family Guy episode about Asian massage parlors.
                            Too funny.
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                            • Slurry Pumper
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-18-18
                              • 2811

                              #15
                              I only bet on the NFL so I spend Monday and Tuesday actually watching the games from the last weekend. Then On Wednesday, I start to look at the lines and compile injury reports and my initial thoughts on each game. Thursday I continue to pontificate about what I see each game playing out. On Friday, I used to come prepared to the youtube live version on SBR and debate the games with everyone on the simucast. Then every Friday evening, I will select 1 game as the big one, and 2 games to parlay off of the big game. Been doing it for the last 5 years and doing pretty good with it.
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                              • pologq
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-07-12
                                • 19899

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                No routines anymore for me, moderating too much work
                                Love Gun and pussy more than gambling now
                                No time to lift weights so just inject DBOL in my ass and does the trick
                                Food wise a Vegan
                                Illini converted me from Jew to Catholic and it feels good because he says I can attack pussy now
                                No social life really, I talk with Genie mainly and Illni praying
                                Money wise very low..thinking of getting back into modeling online
                                Some porn but saw all of it so bored
                                I do beg posters for nudes of their wives and girlfriends because I am very sexual and creative in bed
                                So kind of boring lots of paper work
                                I do at times like to dress up as a preppy guy and fantasize
                                Smoke a few small cigars weekend only
                                Drink water and quinine love vitamins and toys
                                Men pretty boring here
                                jj what dosage of dbol you do daily?

                                any water or gyno from it?
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                                • pologq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-07-12
                                  • 19899

                                  #17
                                  i will read espn and game previews in the morning, whether while at work or after errands on sat and sun. place bets during my day. only nfl i start betting on sunday night to get early lines.

                                  my day is work and home by 6pm usually. go for a walk, do a workout at home bc of covid, shower, eat and check my bets.
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                                  • clockwise1965
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-01-13
                                    • 6753

                                    #18
                                    In this order.
                                    1)Look at lines.
                                    2)Look for value
                                    3)Research games with value
                                    3)Check in with JJ
                                    4)Talk to Manny
                                    5)Text Booya
                                    5a) zoom pologq
                                    6)Disregard their input
                                    7)Flip a coin
                                    8)Put the pick in
                                    9)Pray
                                    10)Watch my 5dimes account go to zero.
                                    11)Reload my 5dimes account by bitcoin.

                                    Rinse and repeat.
                                    Last edited by clockwise1965; 08-09-20, 08:44 PM.
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                                    • gauchojake
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-17-10
                                      • 34103

                                      #19
                                      Load account
                                      gamble till it’s gone
                                      reload
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                                      • lonegambler23
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-22-16
                                        • 9761

                                        #20
                                        webcam chicks lol really..
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                                        • Bedrockfred
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 12-15-16
                                          • 242

                                          #21
                                          Get it in bad
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                                          • Bedrockfred
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 12-15-16
                                            • 242

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by clockwise1965
                                            In this order.
                                            1)Look at lines.
                                            2)Look for value
                                            3)Research games with value
                                            3)Check in with JJ
                                            4)Talk to Manny
                                            5)Text Booya
                                            5a) zoom pologq
                                            6)Disregard their input
                                            7)Flip a coin
                                            8)Put the pick in
                                            9)Pray
                                            10)Watch my 5dimes account go to zero.
                                            11)Reload my 5dimes account by bitcoin.

                                            Rinse and repeat.
                                            The best!!!!!
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                                            • JIBBBY
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 83693

                                              #23
                                              Cap, bet and try to win daily..
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                                              • JayLA
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-11-12
                                                • 7806

                                                #24
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                                                • SBR_Guest_Pro
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-10-15
                                                  • 3955

                                                  #25
                                                  routine = Bet, Lose, Repeat
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                                                  • lakerboy
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-02-09
                                                    • 94373

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                    Load account
                                                    gamble till it’s gone
                                                    reload
                                                    ONLY truthful post on thread
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                                                    • SteveKerrsJunk
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-25-13
                                                      • 2706

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by gauchojake
                                                      Load account
                                                      gamble till it’s gone
                                                      reload
                                                      This guy gambles.
                                                      Last edited by SteveKerrsJunk; 08-19-20, 04:48 AM.
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                                                      • manny24
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                        • 20046

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by clockwise1965
                                                        In this order.
                                                        1)Look at lines.
                                                        2)Look for value
                                                        3)Research games with value
                                                        3)Check in with JJ
                                                        4)Talk to Manny
                                                        5)Text Booya
                                                        5a) zoom pologq
                                                        6)Disregard their input
                                                        7)Flip a coin
                                                        8)Put the pick in
                                                        9)Pray
                                                        10)Watch my 5dimes account go to zero.
                                                        11)Reload my 5dimes account by bitcoin.

                                                        Rinse and repeat.
                                                        Clocker does most of the talking

                                                        few words mostly heavy breathing and anguished screams
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                                                        • dxp
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 10-06-18
                                                          • 463

                                                          #29
                                                          my routine..

                                                          1:

                                                          - watch my upset picks get blown out.

                                                          - watch my 50/50 picks dominate most of the match, then choke at the end.

                                                          - look up and say "thank god!" when a big parlay is just down to a heavy favorite money line.

                                                          - smash a hole in the wall when that money line somehow loses.

                                                          - watch that same money line favorite then proceed to rip off 25 wins in a row.

                                                          - pull a south park.. ANNNDDDD.. IT'S GONE!!

                                                          - laugh.

                                                          GoTo 1
                                                          ^ old visual basic joke.
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                                                          • BrickJames
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 05-05-11
                                                            • 9749

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by carolinakid
                                                            2 things that do not go together females and gambling............
                                                            Never tell the women about the gambling and never gamble in front of them, mine has caught on by now that I'm gambling on games, so when I win and she knows it because I'm jumping around like an idiot she asked how much I won and I say like 50 bucks. I do the same when I lose, she'll see me all pissed off screaming at the TV and ask how much I lost and I'll say like 50 bucks.

                                                            You never tell the women about the gambling because if they know you won they'll have their hand out asking for money, if they know you lost you'll never hear the end of it and you'll be the biggest idiot in the world for losing money gambling.

                                                            I once lost $500 at a blackjack table in about 2 minutes in Vegas in front of this chick and I never heard the end of it, she was on the phone telling her mom about it, the whole rest of the trip she kept telling me what we could have used the $500 for instead of blackjack. She kept telling me she could have bought a purse or that she could have put it towards her rent.

                                                            Right then and there I decided I would never gamble in front of a woman again.

                                                            These days when I'm in Vegas with a chick I do my gambling after she passes out at night or while she's getting ready to go out for the night.
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                                                            • dxp
                                                              SBR Sharp
                                                              • 10-06-18
                                                              • 463

                                                              #31
                                                              hilarious! because it's ALL women too. could be your daughter, wife, sister, mom, girlfriend, grandmom. they all act like you're crazy if you have a $50 bet going. forget ever mentioning something in the thousands. they think you're joking and start to have a panic attack when they realize you're serious.

                                                              always quick to point out how you're just going to lose. you're wasting time. you're throwing money away. the second they find out you win something though..

                                                              (low surprised tone) "oh. well.. you lucked out. i don't see how you can do it, but whatever works for you. i know i wouldn't."

                                                              5 minutes later..

                                                              (same low tone) "hey. do you think.. i'm just asking.. do you think you can take care of something for me?"
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                                                              • clockwise1965
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-01-13
                                                                • 6753

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by manny24
                                                                Clocker does most of the talking

                                                                few words mostly heavy breathing and anguished screams
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                                                                • BrickJames
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 05-05-11
                                                                  • 9749

                                                                  #33
                                                                  jj posted this a long time ago, this might be the funniest gambling routine I have ever read. I still laugh about it to this day when I think about it. I'm going to copy and paste it so it might not turn out well if it looks like shit someone feel free to fix it for me, I'm on a cell phone right now.


                                                                  5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

                                                                  5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

                                                                  6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your rooster grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

                                                                  7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

                                                                  7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

                                                                  8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

                                                                  8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
                                                                  The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

                                                                  8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

                                                                  9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

                                                                  10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
                                                                  Make a few posts

                                                                  10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

                                                                  11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get Tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

                                                                  12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

                                                                  1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

                                                                  1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

                                                                  1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

                                                                  1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

                                                                  2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

                                                                  4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

                                                                  5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

                                                                  5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

                                                                  6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
                                                                  Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

                                                                  7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

                                                                  7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

                                                                  8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

                                                                  8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

                                                                  9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

                                                                  10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

                                                                  11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

                                                                  12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

                                                                  1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

                                                                  2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

                                                                  3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

                                                                  Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

                                                                  Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

                                                                  You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts
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                                                                  • pologq
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-07-12
                                                                    • 19899

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BrickJames
                                                                    Never tell the women about the gambling and never gamble in front of them, mine has caught on by now that I'm gambling on games, so when I win and she knows it because I'm jumping around like an idiot she asked how much I won and I say like 50 bucks. I do the same when I lose, she'll see me all pissed off screaming at the TV and ask how much I lost and I'll say like 50 bucks.
                                                                    You never tell the women about the gambling because if they know you won they'll have their hand out asking for money, if they know you lost you'll never hear the end of it and you'll be the biggest idiot in the world for losing money gambling.

                                                                    I once lost $500 at a blackjack table in about 2 minutes in Vegas in front of this chick and I never heard the end of it, she was on the phone telling her mom about it, the whole rest of the trip she kept telling me what we could have used the $500 for instead of blackjack. She kept telling me she could have bought a purse or that she could have put it towards her rent.

                                                                    Right then and there I decided I would never gamble in front of a woman again.

                                                                    These days when I'm in Vegas with a chick I do my gambling after she passes out at night or while she's getting ready to go out for the night.
                                                                    and what she will never understand is the rush you get from playing that in the 2 minutes plus you accept the risk as you could have potentially won those bets as well. it is always, "i knew you would lose".
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                                                                    • pologq
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 10-07-12
                                                                      • 19899

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by dxp
                                                                      hilarious! because it's ALL women too. could be your daughter, wife, sister, mom, girlfriend, grandmom. they all act like you're crazy if you have a $50 bet going. forget ever mentioning something in the thousands. they think you're joking and start to have a panic attack when they realize you're serious.
                                                                      always quick to point out how you're just going to lose. you're wasting time. you're throwing money away. the second they find out you win something though..

                                                                      (low surprised tone) "oh. well.. you lucked out. i don't see how you can do it, but whatever works for you. i know i wouldn't."

                                                                      5 minutes later..

                                                                      (same low tone) "hey. do you think.. i'm just asking.. do you think you can take care of something for me?"
                                                                      so so true. my mom did it to my dad a lot. she has accepted he gambles now and he actually became a lot more responsible with it as he got older. i got her point but at the same time it was his vice. he wasn't drinking or doing drugs or sleeping with other women or hanging out to all hours. that was his "me" time.
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