Nice finds just now at my dumpster......

[Fishhead]

A ten-speed bike
A very nice coffee table
A nice lounge chair
A nice cast iron fruit basket

Threw it all in the back of my truck and will be delivering the goods to the local auction house in a couple hours.

Here is my prediction on what items will sell for..........

BIKE--$35
COFFEE TABLE---$35
CHAIR---$30
CAST IRON BASKET---$30

TOTAL......$130.............minus 20% commission

PROJECTED NET PROFIT-----$104

Easy money!!!

[Fishhead]

I have never lived in a state where the consensus IQ is any lower than in this state.

Get this, I buy Mike Alstott cards on ebay for a nickel and sell them for a minimum $5 here...............I really should attack this angle more. However, I currently have about 399 Alstott cards in my possession that need to be unloaded, many of them rookies.

[Robust]

A ten-speed bike
A very nice coffee table
A nice lounge chair
A nice cast iron fruit basket

Threw it all in the back of my truck and will be delivering the goods to the local auction house in a couple hours.

Here is my prediction on what items will sell for..........

BIKE--$35
COFFEE TABLE---$35
CHAIR---$30
CAST IRON BASKET---$30

TOTAL......$130.............minus 20% commission

PROJECTED NET PROFIT-----$104

Easy money!!!

this post is asking for it.. so here it is..

buried



Robust

btw: i'd pick 'em up in my truck too.. but I AM buried

[Fishhead]

It's like finding a buried treasure when I see this stuff just sitting at my dumpster.

[ICE-BLOOD]

It's like finding a buried treasure when I see this stuff just sitting at my dumpster.

and you're also helping the world by recycling instead of disposing

[Fishhead]

and you're also helping the world by recycling instead of disposing

DAMN, your right!!!!!!!!

[ijustwant2bpaid]

where do u live with a local auction house? i need some shit like this, my girls folks have a 3 car garage full of so much bs that has been ordered off qvc etc that honestly needs to be brought to a place like this, im just to lazy to figure all that crap out for myself when i could sit at home and play online poker...

[SSLP]

FH is a genius in urban surviving

[AMBlai01]

ummmm... a guy that beats SLots for 500K doesn't even look in dumpsters to see whats there....More stories

[Robust]

ummmm... a guy that beats SLots for 500K doesn't even look in dumpsters to see whats there....More stories

well... my bro and his wife make over 250k/year.. they won't throw away anything.. sell anything they don't need instead... and go to flea markets, etc.. so some people are prone to looking..

i still say he's buried

Robust

[ijustwant2bpaid]

exactly like my girls parents, dudes a D.A. and together the make at least 250k and they stockpile crap, i need to take advantage and find one of these "auction houses" u speak of because im not taking my time to post and mail everything on e-bay or craigslist but id be glad to rent a u-haul and dump it all on someone else..

[Robust]

exactly like my girls parents, dudes a D.A. and together the make at least 250k and they stockpile crap, i need to take advantage and find one of these "auction houses" u speak of because im not taking my time to post and mail everything on e-bay or craigslist but id be glad to rent a u-haul and dump it all on someone else..

no auction house here, or i'd be a busy boy!

Robust

[AMBlai01]

Well then those people that make all that money and still dont throw things away...I call them just plain stupid...sorry but its true.

[ijustwant2bpaid]

where do u live, im in san diego, i need to check in to this sort of thing...

[ijustwant2bpaid]

no, guys a genius, masters, doctorate, double major and double minor and now hes a d.a for a big city, just pack rats, i once read a story about some rich brothers owning a huge building in new york full of their crap. Newsweek last month or th month before i believe....

[SlickStick25896]

yeah nothing wrong with that, that is easy money

[sickler]

Fishface, you mention in the title "my dumpster". You don't own those dumpsters; you only own what you manage to pull out of them.

When you're digging for smaller stuff in smaller spaces, make sure not to spend too much time down there without coming up for air.

[sickler]

They say dogs take after their masters.

Meet Fishface's pet pug Oscar:

[Richkas]

I have never lived in a state where the consensus IQ is any lower than in this state.

Get this, I buy Mike Alstott cards on ebay for a nickel and sell them for a minimum $5 here...............I really should attack this angle more. However, I currently have about 399 Alstott cards in my possession that need to be unloaded, many of them rookies.

I loved that guy. A true white fullback. Probably the toughest sob on the teams he was on.

[HotStreak]

Find any good eats?

[nosniboR11]

guy makes himself look more and more like a liar everyday

[smitch124]

Dayum, my dumpster sucks

[jjgold]

He might be broke or this is why he has cash. He is shrewd and a big time grinder in whatever he does. In NJ area you cannot do this because you would be labeled as broke but in Florida it is accepted because the state is so poor.

I never saw a guy what to turn a profit in anything he sees or touches.

[reno cool]

ummmm... a guy that beats SLots for 500K doesn't even look in dumpsters to see whats there....More stories

unfortunately it's true Ambly. With most pro gamblers, even when they have a lot of $, they will shit in their pants before allowing a dollar go uncollected.

[sickler]

Does anyone envision Fishface in the fight of his life against an angry raccoon not taking kindly to his foraging space being invaded?

[sickler]

ummmm... a guy that beats SLots for 500K doesn't even look in dumpsters to see whats there....More stories

forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/203348-do-you-guys-have-houseplants.html

[HotStreak]

unfortunately it's true Ambly. With most pro gamblers, even when they have a lot of $, they will shit in their pants before allowing a dollar go uncollected.

A little shit stain is no reason diminish the hourly rate.

[Fishhead]

Does anyone envision Fishface in the fight of his life against an angry raccoon not taking kindly to his foraging space being invaded?

OMG...........when I dump my trash this is a big concern!!!!

I'm always scared to death opening the door to the bin.

I NEVER TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF A DUMPSTER, ONLY THINGS LAYING BESIDE IT.

[HotStreak]

....

[losturmarbles]

fishy, ive got some stuff i might throw out this weekend, is there someone in your network that could just come by and pick it up instead of me having to take it to the dump?

[odtw524]

haha moon light shopping is the best.....very easy money

[sickler]

OMG...........when I dump my trash this is a big concern!!!!

I'm always scared to death opening the door to the bin.

I NEVER TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF A DUMPSTER, ONLY THINGS LAYING BESIDE IT.

[Iceman]

Not trying to be an ass but do you ever drive the stuff to a place like the salvation army or the goodwill and donate it all to the needy instead? Just curious.

I mean I know it's not your responsibility and you found it but I have found doing something like that makes me feels way better then the few extra bucks I am going to get for it.

*Plus as a gambler it's better to have good karma on your side, LOL.

[PAPSMEAR]

Not trying to be an ass but do you ever drive the stuff to a place like the salvation army or the goodwill and donate it all to the needy instead? Just curious.

I mean I know it's not your responsibility and you found it but I have found doing something like that makes me feels way better then the few extra bucks I am going to get for it.

*Plus as a gambler it's better to have good karma on your side, LOL.

F*$k them. Those lazy parasites could always get off their hand out fat asses and beat Fishhead to the rich pickings of what dumpsters have to offer. It is a fish eat fish World out there.

[sickler]

This bumper sticker will soon be added to the SBR store for anyone interested.