I am now a democrat, please join me

[wtf]

I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.

I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death
row inmates and al Qaeda terrorists alive.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't
own."

[ImAJ]

democrats=donkeys.. look it up

[tacomax]

I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.

I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death
row inmates and al Qaeda terrorists alive.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't
own."

Nope, you're still a Republican because you're too fukkin' stupid to come up with your OWN words that you wrote on your OWN and instead plagiarize it from another source:

http://www.annoyingliberals.com/index/why-i-am-a-democrat

[ImAJ]

Ouch haha

[wtf]

irrespective who wrote it, i totally agree

and tacofaggot i really enjoy your stalking , and NO YOU CANNOT SUCK MY COCK

[KingRevolver]

LOL

I want to marry a Horsie. They're so beautiful.

[wtf]

well your hung like one

so perfect fit!

[KingRevolver]

Shhh

[pavyracer]

irrespective who wrote it, i totally agree

and tacofaggot i really enjoy your stalking , and NO YOU CANNOT SUCK MY COCK

Nice to know your ass is bigger than your head because your head will fit in it perfectly.

[DwightShrute]

WTF, you gotta admit the marrying the horse is a stupid analogy.

[wtf]

ok, but the others were good

does not take away from the overall message

[DwightShrute]

[wtf]

hey pavy you queer

when you suck on taco's cock do you taste englishmike's ass? you know what both taste like so please enlighten us

[lakerboy]

hey pavy you queer

when you suck on taco's cock do you taste englishmike's ass? you know what both taste like so please enlighten us

- too many little groups here

[wtf]

curious calls them the "man boy love association"

i kind of like that actually

[Bread]

Oh man I was really impressed when reading this, then saddened to learn that they were not your original thoughts, but just a c&p job.

wtf, why do you toy with my emotions so? I want to believe in you.

Oh and I thought the horse marrying bit was your best material. Be honest...that one actually is yours, right?

[baller555]

Independent here

[jjgold]

I'm a Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I'm a Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want.. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm a Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

I'm a Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm a Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.

I'm a Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the
bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.

I'm a Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies, so long as we keep all death
row inmates and al Qaeda terrorists alive.

I'm a Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm a Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm a Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't
own."

[bettilimbroke999]

Are there still Republicans in this country, judging from the last couple years of elections I wasn't sure

[DrStale]

Yeah homosexual human beings are definitely the same as horses. That makes sense.

Of course Democrats love killing babies, nothin like a good baby murder to start your day.

Oh yeah Republicans love freedom of speech, unless its about gay stuff, or non-christian stuff, or anything that might hurt the fragile psyches of our precious children.


Regardless, I'm definitely not a Democrat, but I'm even more not a Republican.

[CashMoney]

I'm a republican because I know as long as we are dependent on foreign oil I can keep cashing in.

I'm a republican because I beleive the constitution provides me with the right to bear arms even though I do not belong to a militia and I have no idea what the hell a militia is, can't look it up and make believe the Supreme Court did not define the term "militia."

I'm a republican because I feel there is nothing wrong with getting government bail out money to give myself a $10,000,0000 bonus even though the bonus is directly correlated to the performance of the company that just went bankrupt and needs goverment bail out money to stay afloat.

[The General]

I am fond of all political sides (or dislike both). My belief is that voters should look at individual character, ideas, leadership ability and policies not parties (just my opinion of course). To vote a straight ticket for any political party is seemingly irresponsible voting. To each their own, I respect, though.

Carry on, Men.

[andywend]

TacoMax is as every bit annoying as his avatar is ugly.

PavyRacer still has his head way too far up Obama's rear end.

Dr. Stale is absolutely a liberal democrat though I understand why he is ASHAMED to admit it.

bettillimbroke, you need to take the advice of the book pictured in your avatar. You need to "bet on yourself" instead of voting democratic and hoping they take away as much as possible from the rich in hopes you receive a crumb or 2.

CashMoney, the republicans have been heavily in support of increased domestic drilling for as long as I can remember. They have been stymied each and every time by environmental tree-hugging liberal democrats. Its the democrats that are STRONGLY IN FAVOR of being heavily dependent on foreign oil.

Also, while the TARP bailout was originally started under Bush, it was the democrats that jammed the bailouts down the throats of the American people with the republicans strongly opposing them. Obama has taken the bailout ball and run full speed ahead with it.

Both parties are awful with the democrats being by far the worst. The only thing either party is good for is limiting the damage the other party can do to our country.

It sure doesn't say much about the intelligence of the U.S. voter that they would put one party in total power after what took place during the first 6 years under Bush.

[wtf]

andy-my man!

i know this is not a PC thing to say, but as long as women are allowed to vote it will always be a "beauty" contest

yes there are exceptions to the rule, but almost all women will pick the cuter guy

you think lincoln would have a chance with tv and women voting?

[lakerboy]

TacoMax is as every bit annoying as his avatar is ugly.

PavyRacer still has his head way too far up Obama's rear end.

Dr. Stale is absolutely a liberal democrat though I understand why he is ASHAMED to admit it.

bettillimbroke, you need to take the advice of the book pictured in your avatar. You need to "bet on yourself" instead of voting democratic and hoping they take away as much as possible from the rich in hopes you receive a crumb or 2.

CashMoney, the republicans have been heavily in support of increased domestic drilling for as long as I can remember. They have been stymied each and every time by environmental tree-hugging liberal democrats. Its the democrats that are STRONGLY IN FAVOR of being heavily dependent on foreign oil.

Also, while the TARP bailout was originally started under Bush, it was the democrats that jammed the bailouts down the throats of the American people with the republicans strongly opposing them. Obama has taken the bailout ball and run full speed ahead with it.

Both parties are awful with the democrats being by far the worst. The only thing either party is good for is limiting the damage the other party can do to our country.

It sure doesn't say much about the intelligence of the U.S. voter that they would put one party in total power after what took place during the first 6 years under Bush.

only time i have ever agreed with you

[DrStale]

Dr. Stale is absolutely a liberal democrat though I understand why he is ASHAMED to admit it.

Socially liberal yeah, not fiscally. Never said I wasn't liberal just not a Democrat.

[andywend]

DrStale, is it really possible to be in favor of social programs (socially liberal) and still be fiscally conservative?

Is there really any such thing as being fiscally liberal?

[pavyracer]

I voted for Bob Barr last election. How did you deduce I like Obama?

[bettilimbroke999]

I sure take alot of criticism for the Democrats even though I'm not a Democrat I just vote for the person I agree with the most or against the person I disagree with the most

We've got a 2 party system, its not like you really get a great variety of choices and I believe everything the Democrats have in mind so I voted for them bc I support every single thing they do, I just so strongly disagree with Bush/Cheney and McCain/Palin that there was no possible way that I would vote for them, you could have put a scarecrow for the Democrats in November and I would've had to vote in the scarecrow

I think anyone who votes Republican or Democrat automatically without listening to the views/plans of the particular candidate is an idiot, McCain/Palin honestly scared me more than Obama/Biden, I would not have felt comfortable if McCain died and Palin was in charge of the most powerful country on earth

[DwightShrute]

I I would've had to vote in the scarecrow

sadly I believe it

[tacomax]

DrStale, is it really possible to be in favor of social programs (socially liberal) and still be fiscally conservative?

This site might aid in understanding between liberialism and the left/right wings. It's a confusion often seen here.

http://www.politicalcompass.org

http://www.politicalcompass.org/uselection2008

This FAQ is especially relevant:

You've got liberals on the right. Don't you know they're left ?

This response is exclusively American. Elsewhere neo-liberalism is understood in standard political science terminology - deriving from mid 19th Century Manchester Liberalism, which campaigned for free trade on behalf of the capitalist classes of manufacturers and industrialists. In other words, laissez-faire or economic libertarianism.

In the United States, "liberals" are understood to believe in leftish economic programmes such as welfare and publicly funded medical care, while also holding liberal social views on matters such as law and order, peace, sexuality, women's rights etc. The two don't necessarily go together.

Our Compass rightly separates them. Otherwise, how would you label someone like the late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan who, on the one hand, pleased the left by supporting strong economic safety nets for the underprivileged, but angered social liberals with his support for the Vietnam War, the Cold War and other key conservative causes ?

[Flying Dutchman]

About the only difference between your republicans and your democrats is the demos tax and spend, and the repubs just spend.

Both now start wars (look it up, until Bushie the first only demos started wars.).
Both want to control your life (W really got this going)
Both have narrow-minded large factions that drive the agenda (demos = green crazies who think Global warming is real in spite of all the info to the contrary, Repubs = Religious zealots who would like to control everything even down to allowed sex positions with your wife)

I love America, but you guys have gone crazy. Neither of your parties are worth a damn.

[andywend]

I sure take alot of criticism for the Democrats even though I'm not a Democrat I just vote for the person I agree with the most or against the person I disagree with the most

We've got a 2 party system, its not like you really get a great variety of choices and I believe everything the Democrats have in mind so I voted for them bc I support every single thing they do, I just so strongly disagree with Bush/Cheney and McCain/Palin that there was no possible way that I would vote for them, you could have put a scarecrow for the Democrats in November and I would've had to vote in the scarecrow

I think anyone who votes Republican or Democrat automatically without listening to the views/plans of the particular candidate is an idiot, McCain/Palin honestly scared me more than Obama/Biden, I would not have felt comfortable if McCain died and Palin was in charge of the most powerful country on earth

You're not a democrat even though you believe in everything they have in mind and support every single thing they do and you call other people idiots?

[andywend]

About the only difference between your republicans and your democrats is the demos tax and spend, and the repubs just spend.

Both now start wars (look it up, until Bushie the first only demos started wars.).
Both want to control your life (W really got this going)
Both have narrow-minded large factions that drive the agenda (demos = green crazies who think Global warming is real in spite of all the info to the contrary, Repubs = Religious zealots who would like to control everything even down to allowed sex positions with your wife)

I love America, but you guys have gone crazy. Neither of your parties are worth a damn.

Dutchman, its hard to argue with anything you have said here.

GOOD POST.

[bettilimbroke999]

sadly i believe it

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