mega millions roll over 1.6 billion on tuesday

[Shute]

Worlds my oyster anyhow. Do what I want, who I want, when I want. Except the 60 hours a week i work, 6 hours a night I sleep, 12 hours a week I commute, 6 hours a week Im at the gym, and the 40 hours per week Im with my little one. But those last few hours left, Im a free man, do what I want. Usually chores

You annoy me
Go suck a pole

[The Kraken]

You annoy me
Go suck a pole

How cute, you think I give a fukk what you think

Listen kiddo, get over yourself. You find me annoying then move the fukk on. Can’t believe I gotta teach you the same lessons Im teaching my kids right now.

[pavyracer]

It will be 2 billion by Tuesday. A square is going to by a ticket when odds are not in his favor. I laugh when I see a line to buy tickets.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Opening line for Boxing match:

Kraken -200
shute +190

[packerd_00]

Worlds my oyster anyhow. Do what I want, who I want, when I want. Except the 60 hours a week i work, 6 hours a night I sleep, 12 hours a week I commute, 6 hours a week Im at the gym, and the 40 hours per week Im with my little one. But those last few hours left, Im a free man, do what I want. Usually chores

Why do I get the feeling if you win the lottery well never hear from you again.

[cincinnatikid513]

Maybe it's an omen that someone who thought about buying a ticket but did not, should on Tuesday.

im so bad i am playing all my quick pick numbers again from fri because if they were to come in and i didnt play them i would prob have a breakdown

[cincinnatikid513]

mega millions numbers

5-28-62-65-70 Mb 5

[cincinnatikid513]

bought 28 tickets spent 56 dollars, got 1 number and mega ball for 4 dollars and 1 other ticket with mega ball for 2 dollars

spent 56
got back 6

loss 50

[The Kraken]

Bought $20 worth, lost $20

Hopefully theres a winner, Im tired of this looming over me

[shocka1212]

I actually didn't get to play.. trying to play on Friday whether this one wins or not.

[7deuceoff$uit]

Did not play. They're saying if nobody hits it will be 2 Billion by the next drawing.

[shocka1212]

Did not play. They're saying if nobody hits it will be 2 Billion by the next drawing.

some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails

[joey sangria]

Here's what you don't know........the Lottery Commission takes the first 40% right off the top each week to pay all the Lottery Expenses, including money going to the government, education, etc. The money left is the pool total you are seeing, $1.6 Billion. Then the government takes 37.5% for federal taxes. Some states you have to pay state tax, others you don't. With a single payment option, you walk away with around $565,000,000. As the true odds are 302,000,000-1 on winning, the chances are none and none.

[cincinnatikid513]

some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails

nobody from cali won so thats 1 big state out of mix hoping for roll over 2 billion friday would be insane u can buy it for 604 million odds are 1-302 million but can u imagine what kind of setup u would need to get all tickets filled out and 604 million in cash to pay for it not sure theres enough time to fill out unless u have a staff of 10k

[DroopyDog]

definitely +EV to play now

[cincinnatikid513]

some miserable fuk from Maryland or Ohio will win.. never fails

a report on twitter not official a winner might be from south carolina

[shocka1212]

a report on twitter not official a winner might be from south carolina

can't make this shit up. do they even have running water down there?

[JMobile]

Bought $20 worth, lost $20

Hopefully theres a winner, Im tired of this looming over me

About the same here. Everything went wrong today.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I put in $40 last drawing and won $2.

Today I put in $20 and didn't win shit.

California has confirmed no winners in this state. Waiting on other states.

I hope that fuk in SC won so I can quit playing.

[stevenash]

I pay $5 just for the daydream, and find it well worth it.

Yeah, when the jackpot gets gigantic I have no problem plunking down a sawbuck on some tickets.

[cincinnatikid513]

always have the powerball wednesday night, it's only 620 million though

[Chipup]

I feel like there a better chance of me finding a briefcase on side of road w a few mil in it! Also feel like If I did win I would be struck by lightening 3x and hit by a bus on way to the lotto office!! Lmao

That's my exact feeling. The only way the universe, (God), or whatever would allow me to win is if I was going to killed moments later probably right before I stepped in the lotto office or heart attack as I handed in the ticket just to add extra shit to the wound.

[Thor4140]

This lottery i believe starts off at 40 million and for some reason 40 million isn’t enuf so people play it when it gets to 500 million. Only in America

[jjgold]

crazy

[JMobile]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/23/us/mega-millions-jackpot-winner.html

Welp, back to real life. Mega went down to $40 million.

[Hman]

This lottery i believe starts off at 40 million and for some reason 40 million isn’t enuf so people play it when it gets to 500 million. Only in America

LoL I've always said that about all lotteries actually.

$10 million isn't worth my time it has to be 750 mil haha

[cincinnatikid513]

1 winning ticket from south carolina jackpot came in at 1.537 billion The jackpot's cash value was $878 million, an option favored by most winners. Otherwise, the jackpot is doled out over 29 years. South Carolina lottery officials also said that the holder or holders of the winning ticket has 180 days to claim the prize and can stay anonymous


lucky for that person south carolina is one of the 6 states u can stay anonymous so we will likely never know who the person is who won

[brooks85]

strange only one ticket won, whoever won get even luckier. There had to be more than a billion tickets sold like last time.

[The Kraken]

strange only one ticket won, whoever won get even luckier. There had to be more than a billion tickets sold like last time.

Odd? Um, no

odds 1:300,000,000 and there were probably 300,000,00 tickets sold.

Do you find it odd that the jackpot got so big? I mean, over half a billion tickets were purchased without a winning combination

Did you take math in high school?

you are one low iq schmuck

[jjgold]

Story over

Move on

[Jayvegas420]

Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
You new here Kraker?

[The Kraken]

Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
You new here Kraker?

[brooks85]

Odd? Um, no

odds 1:300,000,000 and there were probably 300,000,00 tickets sold.

Do you find it odd that the jackpot got so big? I mean, over half a billion tickets were purchased without a winning combination

Did you take math in high school?

you are one low iq schmuck

last time there was a billion dollar jackpot there was over a billion tickets sold. You are a penetrating moron.

Kraken real question here; do you know what trends are?

the trend is every time you post you look like an idiot.

[brooks85]

Kraken trying to explain math to Brooks.
You new here Kraker?

lol the admitted idiot living paycheck to paycheck aka a real life loser posting to another real life loser. Nothing else needs to be said.

[JIBBBY]

Well another life ruined by the Lotto... Nothing new to see here..

Becareful for what you wish and dream for, not all roses... https://www.thebalanceeveryday.com/l...victims-896653