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  • illmatick
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    • 01-05-09
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    #141
    Originally posted by pimike
    First off it took 6 days not one read Genesis again. I'm telling you the last thing in your mind will be money or property.

    Judgment Day is nothing but DEATH and torment. You may kill yourself during this period, the BIBLE say there will be knashing and wailing of teeth. People will pray the rocks will fall on them. We are talking about the most horrible time ver in the history of this world.
    your god sounds like a little biitch, killing us isnt enough, he has to torture us as well, my god is bigger, stonger, and doesnt hold a grudge like some little biitch with the wrong size maxi pad, cant wait till they meet
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    • pimike
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      • 03-23-08
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      #142
      Originally posted by illmatick
      your god sounds like a little biitch, killing us isnt enough, he has to torture us as well, my god is bigger, stonger, and doesnt hold a grudge like some little biitch with the wrong size maxi pad, cant wait till they meet
      I have a righteous a GOD who hates EVIL. Evil will be punished. I'm sorry but there is no other God outside of Scripture.



      Check this out
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #143
        Originally posted by pimike
        First off it took 6 days not one read Genesis again. I'm telling you the last thing in your mind will be money or property.

        Judgment Day is nothing but DEATH and torment. You may kill yourself during this period, the BIBLE say there will be knashing and wailing of teeth. People will pray the rocks will fall on them. We are talking about the most horrible time ver in the history of this world.

        I pray for that now, but alas, the rocks never come. Perhaps I should move to Utah or some with a more mountains? I dunno.

        LOL @ Pavy's Lord Iron Maiden.

        Lookit, the rapture can't happen in 2011 because Suri Cruise isn't old enough to begin to unleash her AntiChrist powers yet! Everyone just relax.
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        • losturmarbles
          SBR MVP
          • 07-01-08
          • 4604

          #144
          Originally posted by pimike
          First off it took 6 days not one read Genesis again. I'm telling you the last thing in your mind will be money or property.

          Judgment Day is nothing but DEATH and torment. You may kill yourself during this period, the BIBLE say there will be knashing and wailing of teeth. People will pray the rocks will fall on them. We are talking about the most horrible time ver in the history of this world.
          lol, first off according to genesis, it took 6 days to create the heavens AND the earth. day 1-light, day 2-firmament, day 3-earth, day 4-sun and moon, day 5-birds and sea creatures, day 6-land animals and man, day7-rest. (man didnt even get his own day )

          pimike, what can it hurt? leave your possessions to charity. signed them over pal. god may start on the other side of the earth, and your contribution could really help those in need.

          it will prove to everyone on this board that you truly believe and you could convince others to believe. this could be the ultimate witness to your beliefs.

          do it pal!!!
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          • losturmarbles
            SBR MVP
            • 07-01-08
            • 4604

            #145
            the flying spaghetti monster will protect me from the falling rocks with his noodly appendages.
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            • pimike
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              • 03-23-08
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              #146
              Originally posted by losturmarbles
              the flying spaghetti monster will protect me from the falling rocks with his noodly appendages.



              I know I shouldn't laugh. That is funny, however this is a very serious matter.


              In all honesty this information is not coming from a waco preacher who sees vision or dreams he is one of the most faithful Bible teachers I have ever heard.

              I do believe him.
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              • Bread
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                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #147
                Pimike do you think I'll get sent to hell for doing this???

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                • illmatick
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                  • 01-05-09
                  • 5456

                  #148
                  your faith is nothing more than blind mischief, similar fairy tails filled me with glee as well at one point in my life, whatever helps you sleep at night pmike
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                  • pimike
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                    • 03-23-08
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                    #149
                    Originally posted by illmatick
                    your faith is nothing more than blind mischief, similar fairy tails filled me with glee as well at one point in my life, whatever helps you sleep at night pmike



                    All I can say is if I am right I am in good shape, if you are wrong you lose everything. If and I say IF, which is hypothethecial, I am wrong which i'm not, I lose nothing.

                    A good professional better needs to HEDGE at times for a win win situation.
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                    • pavyracer
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                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82905

                      #150
                      God took 1 day to create Earth, 1 day for Sun and Moon and 30 seconds to paint the rest of the stars in the sky.

                      Fukking genius!
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #151
                        Originally posted by pimike



                        All I can say is if I am right I am in good shape, if you are wrong you lose everything. If and I say IF, which is hypothethecial, I am wrong which i'm not, I lose nothing.

                        A good professional better needs to HEDGE at times for a win win situation.

                        And this quote alone completely exposes you for the coward that you are. Just like probably 90% of Christians, you don't actually believe all the nonsense that the Bible preaches. You're just HEDGING your bets. You have faith through fear. Man up.

                        And you say you lose nothing if by chance you are correct. Wrong. Everyone already thinks you're an idiot. Just wait til the day after. I have it marked on my calendar already!
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                        • illmatick
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-05-09
                          • 5456

                          #152
                          Originally posted by Bread
                          And this quote alone completely exposes you for the coward that you are. Just like probably 90% of Christians, you don't actually believe all the nonsense that the Bible preaches. You're just HEDGING your bets. You have faith through fear. Man up.

                          And you say you lose nothing if by chance you are correct. Wrong. Everyone already thinks you're an idiot. Just wait til the day after. I have it marked on my calendar already!
                          sharp post, pmike you are a very disingenuous person but then again aren't we all
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                          • losturmarbles
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-01-08
                            • 4604

                            #153
                            the devil is at it again, planting 18 million old fossils in argentina.



                            everyone with half a brain knows the earth is what 6,000 years old. no wait, pimike said 13k, right mike?
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                            • losturmarbles
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-01-08
                              • 4604

                              #154
                              Originally posted by Bread
                              And this quote alone completely exposes you for the coward that you are. Just like probably 90% of Christians, you don't actually believe all the nonsense that the Bible preaches. You're just HEDGING your bets. You have faith through fear. Man up.

                              And you say you lose nothing if by chance you are correct. Wrong. Everyone already thinks you're an idiot. Just wait til the day after. I have it marked on my calendar already!
                              90% of preachers definitely dont believe.
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                              • Matt Rain
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                                • 02-13-07
                                • 5001

                                #155
                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                God took 1 day to create Earth, 1 day for Sun and Moon and 30 seconds to paint the rest of the stars in the sky.

                                Fukking genius!


                                If He went the extra mile and actually planted billions of gas-burning stars at random places in the Universe, just for our gazing amusement, that's not very green of Him.

                                Get with the times, God. Turn them off at night when you go to bed.
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                                • pimike
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                                  • 03-23-08
                                  • 37140

                                  #156
                                  Originally posted by losturmarbles
                                  the devil is at it again, planting 18 million old fossils in argentina.



                                  everyone with half a brain knows the earth is what 6,000 years old. no wait, pimike said 13k, right mike?
                                  13k is correct. We can prove this from Biblical data.

                                  As for Carbon Dating we and any one with any intelligence knows its a farce.

                                  The tried to date St Hellen's Vocano eruption in Washington which was in this generation, yet there dating showed a million years ago was the eruption


                                  I can Promise no matter what jokes you pull there is a GOD and he made this world and he will destroy it as well. The only truth we have is the BIBLE.
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                                  • losturmarbles
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-01-08
                                    • 4604

                                    #157
                                    Originally posted by pimike
                                    ... only truth we have is the BIBLE.
                                    which one? there's at least 100 different modern days bibles, and probably thousands of variants over the last 2000 years.
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                                    • pimike
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                                      • 03-23-08
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                                      #158
                                      Originally posted by losturmarbles
                                      which one? there's at least 100 different modern days bibles, and probably thousands of variants over the last 2000 years.
                                      I am so glad you brought that up. You are correct and that is so true.

                                      THE CLOSEST to the original Languages (HEBREW & Greek) is THE KING JAMES BIBLE. Only one I read.
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82905

                                        #159
                                        Wow! Pimike can read Hebrew and Greek.
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                                        • Bread
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-16-08
                                          • 23726

                                          #160
                                          The only truth we have is the BIBLE.
                                          Prove it.
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                                          • Robyn
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                                            • 02-05-08
                                            • 9681

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by pimike

                                            HAPPY BOY, Tongues are not of GOD
                                            Incorrect. Speaking in tongues is a spiritual gift, however, for this gift to have any value, an interpreter must be present.

                                            1 Corinthians 14:5

                                            pimike, may I ask your religious affiliation? My guess is Catholic.
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                                            • The HG
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-01-06
                                              • 3566

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by pimike



                                              All I can say is if I am right I am in good shape, if you are wrong you lose everything. If and I say IF, which is hypothethecial, I am wrong which i'm not, I lose nothing.

                                              A good professional better needs to HEDGE at times for a win win situation.
                                              But pimike, what if the Muslims are right? WHAT IF THE MUSLIMS ARE RIGHT!! WE'RE ALL SUPREMELY FUKKED! you would probably be a little more, I am guessing.
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                                              • losturmarbles
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-01-08
                                                • 4604

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by pimike
                                                I am so glad you brought that up. You are correct and that is so true.

                                                THE CLOSEST to the original Languages (HEBREW & Greek) is THE KING JAMES BIBLE. Only one I read.
                                                sorry king james wanted his monachy to be rid of catholics and wanted a version for the puritians to follow.
                                                his version is just another fail of man.

                                                kjv is mistranslated over and over, yet this is your authority.
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                                                • pimike
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                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                  • 37140

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by The HG
                                                  But pimike, what if the Muslims are right? WHAT IF THE MUSLIMS ARE RIGHT!! WE'RE ALL SUPREMELY FUKKED! you would probably be a little more, I am guessing.
                                                  The Muslem religion came into play years after Christ 500 ad no way can they be right.
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                                                  • losturmarbles
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 07-01-08
                                                    • 4604

                                                    #165
                                                    Originally posted by Robyn
                                                    Incorrect. Speaking in tongues is a spiritual gift, however, for this gift to have any value, an interpreter must be present.

                                                    1 Corinthians 14:5

                                                    pimike, may I ask your religious affiliation? My guess is Catholic.
                                                    campingism

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                                                    • losturmarbles
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-01-08
                                                      • 4604

                                                      #166
                                                      Originally posted by pimike
                                                      The Muslem religion came into play years after Christ 500 ad no way can they be right.
                                                      yet you and the muslims share the same god, allah?

                                                      correct?
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                                                      • Bread
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-16-08
                                                        • 23726

                                                        #167
                                                        Pimike how many times have you been talking with someone about religion, and they ask you a question and your reply is "there are some things that God does that we just do not question"?

                                                        I'm guessing a whole shitload.
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                                                        • Bread
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-16-08
                                                          • 23726

                                                          #168
                                                          What is a Muslem? Is that where they put dead people? in a Muslem?
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                                                          • pimike
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                                                            • 03-23-08
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                                                            #169
                                                            LUM keep searching. We are all called to search the Scriptures.

                                                            There are always going to be scoffers. Actially 2 Peter Chapter three talks about this.

                                                            As for Catholic NOPE I am not.
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                                                            • Robyn
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                                                              • 02-05-08
                                                              • 9681

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by pimike
                                                              LUM keep searching. We are all called to search the Scriptures.

                                                              There are always going to be scoffers. Actially 2 Peter Chapter three talks about this.

                                                              As for Catholic NOPE I am not.
                                                              So, with your ignoring the proof in the scripture regarding tongues, does that mean that you admit you are wrong?

                                                              pimike, you have a very bizarre concept of religion.
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                                                              • pimike
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                                                                • 03-23-08
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                                                                #171
                                                                Originally posted by Robyn
                                                                So, with your ignoring the proof in the scripture regarding tongues, does that mean that you admit you are wrong?

                                                                pimike, you have a very bizarre concept of religion.





                                                                You know very little about the BIBLE, tongues is not for today,
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                                                                • pimike
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                                                                  • 03-23-08
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                                                                  #172
                                                                  I care therefore I warn

                                                                  True Believers Must Warn the World

                                                                  Let us now return to II Peter Chapter 3 and the one thing every true believer must know. “But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.” Again, the question hammers on the true believer. Is A.D. 2011, which we know is exactly 7,000 years after the beginning of the Flood of Noah’s day, the final year of this world’s existence?

                                                                  True, the unbelievers will scoff. They have to ridicule. The last thing they want to think seriously about is that the end of the world is almost here. On the other hand, the true believers are faced with an enormous responsibility. Repeatedly, God warns them that they are watchmen who must sound the warning that the enemy is coming. The true believers have been commanded to declare the Gospel to the whole world. The Gospel begins with the warning of the fact that this world is heading for Judgment Day. It also includes the wonderful news that there is salvation through the Lord Jesus Christ. This is the reason God declares in Ezekiel 3:17-19:


                                                                  Son of man, I have made thee a watchman unto the house of Israel: therefore hear the word at my mouth, and give them warning from me. When I say unto the wicked, Thou shalt surely die; and thou givest him not warning, nor speakest to warn the wicked from his wicked way, to save his life; the same wicked man shall die in his iniquity; but his blood will I require at thine hand. Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul.

                                                                  God gives the true believer no option. He must warn the world
                                                                  that Christ is coming as Judge of all the earth.
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                                                                  • Robyn
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                                                                    • 02-05-08
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                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by pimike
                                                                    http://www.timehasanend.org/



                                                                    You know very little about the BIBLE, tongues is not for today,
                                                                    Do you really think that posting a random website which supports your propaganda indicates that your theories are correct? I, at least, directed you to scripture from the King James version of the Bible...according to you, the only one you read. Yet another contradiction. Keep them coming!

                                                                    Originally posted by pimike
                                                                    I am so glad you brought that up. You are correct and that is so true.

                                                                    THE CLOSEST to the original Languages (HEBREW & Greek) is THE KING JAMES BIBLE. Only one I read.
                                                                    You are something else. If you are a Christian, you can't just cherry pick what you personally feel is and is not relevant. Hypocrisy at its finest.
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                                                                    • pimike
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                                                                      • 03-23-08
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                                                                      #174
                                                                      Originally posted by Robyn
                                                                      Do you really think that posting a random website which supports your propaganda indicates that your theories are correct? I, at least, directed you to scripture from the King James version of the Bible...according to you, the only one you read. Yet another contradiction. Keep them coming!



                                                                      You are something else. If you are a Christian, you can't just cherry pick what you personally feel is and is not relevant. Hypocrisy at its finest.
                                                                      It also states in the same passage that women are to be silent in the church, yet they are also speaking in tongues. You need to compare Scripture with Scripture, you can't just pull verses out of the Bivle and make a claim. It also states in Corinthians that tongues CEASED.
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                                                                      • pimike
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                                                                        • 03-23-08
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                                                                        #175
                                                                        PS dear,

                                                                        When they spoke in tongues in the Church of Cornith it was a language others understood, not the made up words they use today.
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