Warning to all

diogee · 05-09-09, 01:48 AM

video scardy

Need clipdf notes for rest.

Ganchrow · 05-09-09, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Ganch can you sum it up for me? I find it hard to believe you believe in SantaGod....Help me out.

Well I certainly do believe in Good Writing and Tom Robbins's works certainly do qualify.

It's just an excellent quote from his amazing Fierce Invalid Home from Hot Climates.

Bread · 05-09-09, 01:50 AM

Dio are you plastered!?? Do they sell alcohol in WY???

Ray...I love Christians...I've met sooo many who openly cheat, with the belief that when they are ready to get things right with the Lord again, they will ask for forgiveness and it's all good.

Bunch of jackasses. I don't mind them, just don't preach to me and I won't call you a jackass. Ya hear me Pimike??

Bread · 05-09-09, 01:51 AM

I love Ganch's complexity. If I was a chick I'd totally bang you Ganchrow.

I hope you don't get upset at that. Because I mean it.

diogee · 05-09-09, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Dio are you plastered!?? Do they sell alcohol in WY???

Ray...I love Christians...I've met sooo many who openly cheat, with the belief that when they are ready to get things right with the Lord again, they will ask for forgiveness and it's all good.

Bunch of jackasses. I don't mind them, just don't preach to me and I won't call you a jackass. Ya hear me Pimike??

nope alchool doesn't exist in land of thd lost. just aste a potatoe

diogee · 05-09-09, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by Bread

I love Ganch's complexity. If I was a chick I'd totally bang you Ganchrow.

I hope you don't get upset at that. Because I mean it.

wowzy

The HG · 05-09-09, 01:57 AM

I don't know, I think I might start following these dudes, I kind of like their style

VegasDave · 05-09-09, 02:01 AM

RogueScholar · 05-09-09, 02:14 AM

You know, something occured to me in reading this thread. In Revelation 1:7 it is said that "Look! He is coming in the clouds. Every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of him. So be it! Amen." (ISV)

Do you think that Jesus will appear to us in a YouTube video the next time he needs to speak to mankind? It almost seems apropos that he would use a Google product to allow every eye to see Him.

durito · 05-09-09, 02:49 AM

Pimike is almost as smart as BBD + Crazyl - 12.

madmaxx · 05-09-09, 06:01 AM

pimike's son

CaneDawg · 05-09-09, 06:09 AM

just for the record

i believe in God and Jesus

HAPPY BOY · 05-09-09, 07:02 AM

wow what a wonderful God we have in that bible. He knows all yet gives us the ability to fvck up knowing that we will. Sounds like some sadist son of a bitch. i'd like to think if there is a God (which Im not saying there is not) is not the clown potrayed by men in that fairy tale known as The Bible.

Richkas · 05-09-09, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by pimike

No Time for games:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbeZ8Q5RlMM

LOL. I hope so. The pain is to great.

Smogs · 05-09-09, 08:11 AM

Typical american bullsh*t, 2011??!! Yeh, whatever, all throughout history, the coming of christ has been just around the corner......yet he never shows.
I guess all the natural disasters are punishment for our sins eh?

pavyracer · 05-09-09, 08:14 AM

When someone posts a youtube video of God himself announcing the end of the world on May 21st 2011 I would take him seriously. Why God wouldn't make a youtube video and announce it instead of writing it in a 4,000 year old obscure scripture and have pimike of all people (a racist, adulterer gambler) warn us?

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 08:30 AM

Oh ****ing great, another prediction from religious fanatics. The day or days predicted will come and go as they always do, the religious nuts will look like bigger retards than they normally do, they will wait a few years for the stigma to pass, and then they will set up a new day to get their idiotic flock back into a frenzy as they prepare for the upcoming date. Same ****ing cycle for thousands of years.

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by betplom

George Carlin had far more wisdom than any religious book I ever read. Especially the Bible and Koran, at least the Greek mythologies were interesting to read.

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 08:33 AM

Anyone with enough time to sift through them all will enjoy this chronological history of shitty predictions.

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pavyracer · 05-09-09, 08:34 AM

The Greek mythologies were about God (Zeus) fukking the most beautiful women in the world. How can you don't love a playboy God?

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The Greek mythologies were about God (Zeus) fukking the most beautiful women in the world. How can't you don't love a playboy God?

Yes, and Athena was definitely bangable. I'd ride a train on that ass in a cheap hotel room in the center of Athens.

Bread · 05-09-09, 10:25 AM

My god the day after this supposed rapture, May something 2011 I think?? Whatever it is...it sure is going to be a fun day on SBR.

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Bread

My god the day after this supposed rapture, May something 2011 I think?? Whatever it is...it sure is going to be a fun day on SBR.

Sadly, I don't think the guy who made this thread will show his face for a good while after.

Bread · 05-09-09, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Hotdiggity11

Sadly, I don't think the guy who made this thread will show his face for a good while after.

So you mean we're stuck with him til then??

wtf · 05-09-09, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Bread

My god the day after this supposed rapture, May something 2011 I think?? Whatever it is...it sure is going to be a fun day on SBR.

bread you will be incarcerated by this time, no pc's in the big house, sorry

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Bread

So you mean we're stuck with him til then??

Well, maybe there is an unknown ritual of seppuku for all believers in advance of that selected day that everyone can hope for.

losturmarbles · 05-09-09, 10:39 AM

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Matt Rain · 05-09-09, 10:58 AM

Rapture '92 will never be matched. I was there when John Paul II set his pipe organ on fire after playing an 18-minute solo instrumental version of Amazing Grace.

Bread · 05-09-09, 10:59 AM

Matty Rain continually proves why he is the world's #1 Canadian.

losturmarbles · 05-09-09, 11:24 AM

Harold Camping is the nutjob that pimike subscribes to.

i wonder if pimike knows that this isnt the first time camping has been wrong?
in 1992, Camping published a book, 1994? predicting the world would end then.

1994-SEP: Harold Camping, president of Family Radio predicted on his radio programs that the end of the world would happen sometime between 1994-SEP-5 and SEP-27. He said that he did not know the precise day because Matthew 24:36 of the Christian Scriptures says that "no man knows the day nor the hour." He interpreted a reference in John 21:1-14 to the disciples being 200 cubits from the shore in the Sea of Galilee as meaning that there would be 2,000 years between the birth and the second coming of Jesus. He estimates that Jesus was born on 0007-OCT-4 BCE. 8

The HG · 05-09-09, 11:28 AM

can pimike or anyone else on here speak in tongues like this chick?

HAPPY BOY · 05-09-09, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by losturmarbles

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Fvck first I miss Page and Plant, then i miss Floyds last tour and now I also missed Jesus. is there a chance any of these cats tour again?

HAPPY BOY · 05-09-09, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by The HG

can pimike or anyone else on here speak in tongues like this chick?

Dude thats Shantys sister. they have to be related.

HAPPY BOY · 05-09-09, 11:30 AM

I know te te is pacifier in spanish..

Hotdiggity11 · 05-09-09, 12:03 PM

Originally posted by losturmarbles

Harold Camping is the nutjob that pimike subscribes to.

i wonder if pimike knows that this isnt the first time camping has been wrong?
in 1992, Camping published a book, 1994? predicting the world would end then.

1994-SEP: Harold Camping, president of Family Radio predicted on his radio programs that the end of the world would happen sometime between 1994-SEP-5 and SEP-27. He said that he did not know the precise day because Matthew 24:36 of the Christian Scriptures says that "no man knows the day nor the hour." He interpreted a reference in John 21:1-14 to the disciples being 200 cubits from the shore in the Sea of Galilee as meaning that there would be 2,000 years between the birth and the second coming of Jesus. He estimates that Jesus was born on 0007-OCT-4 BCE. 8

A dumbass getting a prediction wrong. Shocker of the century...