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  • Flyers09
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    • 04-13-09
    • 3666

    #36
    pimike...2012 is the year we all die..december 12th.....its a fact,,hope im wrong.
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    • pimike
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 03-23-08
      • 37140

      #37
      Originally posted by Flyers09
      pimike...2012 is the year we all die..december 12th.....its a fact,,hope im wrong.
      All I can say is those who mock God will enter into a terrible terrible time May 21, 2011 you will be left here to die a horrible death.

      May a God have mercy on anyones sould for their mockery.
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #38
        Yes...I sure do hope that a God that put me here, a God who gave me a brain to question that which does not make sense, a God who cloaks his messages to his people as one's CONSCIENCE!

        Yea...I hope that God has mercy on me. Jeezus Christ
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        • donjuan
          SBR MVP
          • 08-29-07
          • 3993

          #39
          All I can say is those who mock God will enter into a terrible terrible time May 21, 2011 you will be left here to die a horrible death.
          I don't believe a Flying Spaghetti Monster has that capability.
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          • raydog
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-07-07
            • 6984

            #40
            Originally posted by pimike
            All I can say is those who mock God will enter into a terrible terrible time May 21, 2011 you will be left here to die a horrible death.

            May a God have mercy on anyones sould for their mockery.
            and when nothing happens, will you come here an say how sorry you are for being such an incredible chump and being so gullable as to believe such unreal nonsense? what will be put into the morons heads after nothing happens on that day? you realize how stupid this sounds dont you? in all reality, you dont believe this shit do you?
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            • pimike
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-23-08
              • 37140

              #41
              Originally posted by raydog
              and when nothing happens, will you come here an say how sorry you are for being such an incredible chump and being so gullable as to believe such unreal nonsense? what will be put into the morons heads after nothing happens on that day? you realize how stupid this sounds dont you? in all reality, you dont believe this shit do you?
              RAY DOG,

              First off congrats on the 1400 post.
              Second off do you believe in God?

              Once you answer that I will reply, if you don't then I won't answer it.
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              • Bread
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-16-08
                • 23726

                #42
                Pimike I like you. Let's put down a payment on some side-by-side burial plots right now so we are burried next to each other.

                That way I can laugh at you every single day that you're not getting a blowjob from Jesus. We could be like Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. You in?
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #43
                  I simply adore the fact that Pimike is a raging racist. Apparently there is no room for blacks in heaven. I'm sure BigBoreDan would agree too
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                  • The HG
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-01-06
                    • 3566

                    #44
                    I don't know, I heard a similar warning a while ago, I forgot who gave it, but the gist of it was "Let he whom mocks Bread so shall he be mocked by Bread a thousandfold"

                    and trust me, that chillingly proved to be very very true, I have witnessed it with mine own eyes
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                    • Flyers09
                      Restricted User
                      • 04-13-09
                      • 3666

                      #45
                      why would god wanna destroy the world and all his ppl, that he gave his life for?


                      i mean i understand the wrold is so fvcked up right now and hes prolly pissed..but he gave his life....
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                      • pimike
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-23-08
                        • 37140

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Flyers09
                        why would god wanna destroy the world and all his ppl, that he gave his life for?


                        i mean i understand the wrold is so fvcked up right now and hes prolly pissed..but he gave his life....
                        Scripture says he is going to create a new Heaven and New Earth.

                        The Rapture is May 21, 2001 and immediately upon the rapture is judgment day for all those who laughed mocked and refused to believe HIM.

                        Just like Noahs Days God is a loving God, but He is also a JUST God and the wages of sin is DEATH
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                        • raydog
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 11-07-07
                          • 6984

                          #47
                          in my 36yrs here, i have never seen an ounce of proof that there is a god. seen strange things happen, seen good people die for no reason and seen bad people do bad things that made them prosper. i simply cant grasp the idea when there is so much that is out of the realm of possibility. i dont believe in ghosts, i dont believe in spirits, i dont believe in people who claim to be psychic. if i had an inkling of proof, i would look into it. being a non believer doesnt make me a bad person. just makes me a realist imo.

                          believe what you want to believe, ive always said. its a shame that holy rollers look down upon people with such disgust and feel sorry for those who dont know the bible. i simply cant live my life trying to please someone or something for which i have no proof even exists. and no, the bible isnt my proof.
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                          • Robyn
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-08
                            • 9681

                            #48
                            This place is a horrible mindfuk.
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                            • Flyers09
                              Restricted User
                              • 04-13-09
                              • 3666

                              #49
                              ok then....so, does anyone live???
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                              • donjuan
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-29-07
                                • 3993

                                #50
                                Scripture says he is going to create a new Heaven and New Earth.

                                The Rapture is May 21, 2001 and immediately upon the rapture is judgment day for all those who laughed mocked and refused to believe HIM.

                                Just like Noahs Days God is a loving God, but He is also a JUST God and the wages of sin is DEATH
                                So what are you going to do when nothing happens on that day and you wake up as you normally would on the 22nd? Do you kill yourself for your stupidity or do you just make a new date?
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                                • pimike
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-23-08
                                  • 37140

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by raydog
                                  in my 36yrs here, i have never seen an ounce of proof that there is a god. seen strange things happen, seen good people die for no reason and seen bad people do bad things that made them prosper. i simply cant grasp the idea when there is so much that is out of the realm of possibility. i dont believe in ghosts, i dont believe in spirits, i dont believe in people who claim to be psychic. if i had an inkling of proof, i would look into it. being a non believer doesnt make me a bad person. just makes me a realist imo.

                                  believe what you want to believe, ive always said. its a shame that holy rollers look down upon people with such disgust and feel sorry for those who dont know the bible. i simply cant live my life trying to please someone or something for which i have no proof even exists. and no, the bible isnt my proof.

                                  Raydog I never said one negative word towards you are against you. Nor do I look down upon you.

                                  The LIVING proof is YOU, your alive you can breath, you can talk, you are living proof that this world and your family was not a mistake, night and day are perfect, the birds the animals all are a perfect creation buddy, no mistake. Yet there is SIN in this world so ofcourse there will be evil and hateful people.
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                                  • BadNina
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-07
                                    • 10491

                                    #52
                                    Yes Flyers. There is eternal life one way or another.


                                    PiMike, you left out the years between the Rapture and final judgment. You have to include time for the judgments that are spelled out in Revelations.
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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #53
                                      Hold up. If you look real closely, you can see Gay Jesus in Pimike's god-awful Hawaiian shirt!

                                      Brother I've seen the light!!
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                                      • Flyers09
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 04-13-09
                                        • 3666

                                        #54
                                        and its for who? the "good" ppl?
                                        if so who are the good people? cause in my experience in life so far, i never met any "good" ppl we r all the same...ALLL the SAME
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                                        • pimike
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 03-23-08
                                          • 37140

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by BadNina
                                          Yes Flyers. There is eternal life one way or another.


                                          PiMike, you left out the years between the Rapture and final judgment. You have to include time for the judgments that are spelled out in Revelations.
                                          I have if you would have read my original post some time back.

                                          Total of 153 Days May 21, 2011-October 21, 2011 which will be when the LORD destroys this earth by fire.
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                                          • Flyers09
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 04-13-09
                                            • 3666

                                            #56
                                            thats you Pimike in that picture???
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                                            • pimike
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-23-08
                                              • 37140

                                              #57
                                              Good Night SBR I do pray for you all

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                                              • BadNina
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-07
                                                • 10491

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by pimike
                                                I have if you would have read my original post some time back.

                                                Total of 153 Days May 21, 2011-October 21, 2011 which will be when the LORD destroys this earth by fire.
                                                Eh, that would require searching and would kill my NyQuil buzz. Not to mention I am a firm believer in no man knows the time just cause the Book says so.

                                                Now it has been over a year since I studied Revelations but I seem to recall the time being more like a couple of years....not months. I do get that time is relative here.
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                                                • The HG
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-01-06
                                                  • 3566

                                                  #59
                                                  And The Second Banning of Bread Shall Be On May 9, 2009
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                                                  • Bread
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-16-08
                                                    • 23726

                                                    #60
                                                    Can't wait. I just hope it's Justin7 who does it. Classy guy.
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                                                    • pimike
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-23-08
                                                      • 37140

                                                      #61
                                                      Please read again. Search to see if these things are so.

                                                      Don't trust your church.
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                                                      • Bread
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-16-08
                                                        • 23726

                                                        #62
                                                        yes i will change everything i believe from a youtube video.

                                                        mike you are a putz my friend. but i love you.
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                                                        • raydog
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-07-07
                                                          • 6984

                                                          #63
                                                          haahaha hg
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                                                          • Flyers09
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 04-13-09
                                                            • 3666

                                                            #64
                                                            the video is kind of fake looking....but something will happen wether its 2011 or 2012...but then again they also said we were to all die when the millenium struck....Plus there are so many bibles today, which one is the real one from god himself? or is there a god? i mean, im catholic i believe in him. Makes you also wonder why there are other plantes out there that are dead...is earth next? then god goes and makes another planet and does yet another experiment.......we need to stop worrying about this shit, and keep going on with life....
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                                                            • raydog
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-07-07
                                                              • 6984

                                                              #65
                                                              damn, i gotta go perform some sin on myself real quick...that pimike almost had me....you almost had me mikey...be back in 3min 14 seconds
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                                                              • Bread
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-16-08
                                                                • 23726

                                                                #66
                                                                ray hurry back. I'm not even sleepy yet. This is some good blow!
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                                                                • Ganchrow
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 08-28-05
                                                                  • 5011

                                                                  #67
                                                                  As the great Tom Robbins once penned:
                                                                  “Suppose the neutral angels were able to talk [God and Satan] into settling out of court. What would be the terms of the compromise? Specifically, how would they divide the assets of their earthly kingdom?

                                                                  “Would God be satisfied to take loaves and fishes and itty bitty thimbles of Communion wine, while allowing Satan to have the red-eye gravy, eighteen ounce New York steaks, and buckets of chilled champagne? Would God really accept twice-a-month lovemaking for procreative purposes and give Satan the all-night, no-holds-barred, nasty 'can't-get-enough-of-you' hot-as-hell fucks?

                                                                  “Think about it. Would Satan get New Orleans, Bangkok, and the French Riviera and God get Salt Lake City? Satan get ice hockey, God get horseshoes? God get bingo; Satan, stud poker? Satan get LSD; God, Prozac? God get Neil Simon; Satan, Oscar Wilde?

                                                                  “Can anyone see Satan taking pirate radio stations and God being happy with the likes of CBS? God getting twin beds; Satan, waterbeds; God, Minnie Mouse, John Wayne, and Shirley Temple; Satan, Betty Boop, Peter Lorre, and Mae West; God, Billy Graham; Satan, the Dalai Lama? Would Satan get Harley Motorcycles; God, Honda golf carts? Satan get blue jeans and fish-net stockings; God, polyester suits and pantyhose? Satan get electric guitars; God, pipe organs; Satan get Andy Warhol and James Joyce; God, Andrew Wyeth and James Michener...Would Satan mambo and God waltz?

                                                                  “Would the Almighty God be that dorky? Or would he see rather quickly that Satan was making off with most of the really interesting stuff? More than likely he would. More than likely, God would holler, 'Whoa! Wait just a minute here, Lucifer. I'll take the pool halls and juke joints, you take the church basements and Boy Scout jamborees. You handle content for a change, pal. I'm going to take - style!'”

                                                                  Maybe ... just maybe ... there's still hope for the world yet.
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                                                                  • MilfDriller
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 11-23-08
                                                                    • 10186

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Bread, o/c there's no place for blacks in heaven....

                                                                    There is no heaven for animals. Do you think mice and turtles have a heaven?

                                                                    Hello!!! Think straight, bro.
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                                                                    • Bread
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                                      • 23726

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Ganch can you sum it up for me? I find it hard to believe you believe in SantaGod....Help me out.
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                                                                      • raydog
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 11-07-07
                                                                        • 6984

                                                                        #70
                                                                        bread, how much money did you lose playing poker? and why does robyn mention other womens breasts? only guys like mike can gamble and commit adultery and get away with it. tisk tisk
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