2017 SBR Bash Confirmed!

**Booya711** · 06-28-16, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21

How many spots are available?

as Shari said many here will be all excited to go and say they will but then they realize that they have to actually spend some of their own money then pull out quicker than you would with a hooker.....there will be spots

**JAKEPEAVY21** · 06-28-16, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

as Shari said many here will be all excited to go and say they will but then they realize that they have to actually spend some of their own money then pull out quicker than you would with a hooker.....there will be spots

you're absolutely right

a lot of early interest but when push comes to shove to buying the plane tickets etc etc, many will fall by the wayside

**stealthyburrito** · 06-28-16, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

as Shari said many here will be all excited to go and say they will but then they realize that they have to actually spend some of their own money then pull out quicker than you would with a hooker.....there will be spots

I never pull out with a hooker.

**jjgold** · 06-28-16, 07:17 PM

If stealthy in I am out

**chico2663** · 06-28-16, 08:46 PM

I had a free trip won to puna cana when I had my stroke so this trip will sort of make up for it. Not the 5 days I'm accustomed to but thank you sbr and shari for giving an old man something to look forward to.

**chico2663** · 06-28-16, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

If stealthy in I am out

jj you have to go. I will throw a 20 spot up for a wager for you

**jjgold** · 06-28-16, 09:04 PM

Chico $50 and a hooker maybe

**downsouth** · 06-28-16, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I never pull out with a hooker.

And you shouldn't, just pay her cash and her or kid will never be able to find you.

**chico2663** · 06-28-16, 09:12 PM

dude 10 dollar for the hooker and the grub is free.

**chico2663** · 06-28-16, 09:15 PM

Don't think bobby really wants to square up with auto so we should have them do a triathlon . Poker ,some athletic event and a drinking contest.

**gauchojake** · 06-29-16, 01:10 AM

**eidolon** · 06-29-16, 02:41 AM

Is SBR_Annie AirBNB one of her bedrooms?

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-16, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Yep... and in addition to the duck calls & boots, his collection of chastity belts like this one that Chicka gives him every Christmas:

Chicka posted once over on HelloGiggles(dot)com that she only allows him to take it off on his Birthday; and even then... for only 3 hours.

OUCH

JJ could slip right out of that, with ease.....

and no, I'm not giving him credit for having any david copperfield-like abilities....

but, when your "hung" like this (and i use the term "hung" very loosely here), the f'n thing would just fall off:

**chico2663** · 06-29-16, 07:57 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

JJ could slip right out of that, with ease.....

and no, I'm not giving him credit for having any david copperfield-like abilities....

but, when your "hung" like this (and i use the term "hung" very loosely here), the f'n thing would just fall off:

There is hope for him. They just did the first penile replacement on a veteran in Jew Jersey. It was on 60 minutes

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-16, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by chico2663

There is hope for him. They just did the first penile replacement on a veteran in Jew Jersey. It was on 60 minutes

i hope so, for his sake....

john bobbit's stump thinks that depicted in the photographs above is pathetic....

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 06-29-16, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

i hope so, for his sake....

john bobbit's stump thinks that depicted in the photographs above is pathetic....

+1

Donk... what do you think is bigger? Baldy's schwanz or Caitlyn's new plastic clit?

And don't be a smartass and say "weeder's nose".....

**Auto Donk** · 06-29-16, 09:18 AM

I hadn't heard the tranny underwent his transformation and got his junk lopped off and a new plastic hole/nub-clit installed.....

last i heard the dumbass was having second thoughts about it, and was gonna go back to being a "man".... albiet a man with two dd implants now....

he was runner up for the award Wave's snagged in my avatar

**Antibet** · 06-29-16, 09:44 AM

I'm in. Bringing a penguin with me as a guest.

**SBR Genie** · 06-29-16, 09:58 AM

Looking forward for a lot of posters pictures in this memorable events! Share it for everyone to see!

**jjgold** · 06-29-16, 02:11 PM

Auto man your not welcome at this event

We do not like your types

I'll throw you out myself

**SpeedPro** · 06-29-16, 06:44 PM

I definitely recommend whoever has not been to spend some time outside the resort. It's a pretty laid back place with tons of travelers there from all over the place.

**Booya711** · 06-29-16, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by SpeedPro

I definitely recommend whoever has not been to spend some time outside the resort. It's a pretty laid back place with tons of travelers there from all over the place.

Speedy...agree 100% but all the people bitching and complaiing about it being a sausage fest...what if I don't like anyone..etc etc...are introverted shut ins that wouldn't even go in any condition.

**QuangX** · 06-29-16, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Chico $50 and a hooker maybe

JJ come. you are a legend. I start a go fund me page for you and I bet people would donate to see you show up coach

**stealthyburrito** · 06-29-16, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by QuangX

JJ come. you are a legend. I start a go fund me page for you and I bet people would donate to see you show up coach

LOL

If he really wanted to go sbr would easily cover all his expenses.

**Capybara** · 06-29-16, 07:46 PM

JJ has never gone to one, right? Kind of sad. Coach, how can you be the Forum Icon and never attend the actual events?

You'd be treated like Royalty, like a Hollywood celeb, everyone coming up to you with gifts and flowing praise... JJ, will you take a picture with me?...

Where the fukk else in your life are you going to be a King like that????? WTF? Missed opportunity! Just sayin, man.

**Ghenghis Kahn** · 06-29-16, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Last bash was a sausage fest. Will they bring any women this time? I have no desire sitting in a pool with 12 guys playing Marco Polo.

if pros are $20 an hour, why bring sand to the beach. just sayin'

**mpaschal34** · 06-29-16, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Capybara

JJ has never gone to one, right? Kind of sad. Coach, how can you be the Forum Icon and never attend the actual events?

You'd be treated like Royalty, like a Hollywood celeb, everyone coming up to you with gifts and flowing praise... JJ, will you take a picture with me?...

Where the fukk else in your life are you going to be a King like that????? WTF? Missed opportunity! Just sayin, man.

I used to think the same thing. But then I learned it's all an act. Dude is 100% FAKE!

**SpeedPro** · 06-29-16, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

Speedy...agree 100% but all the people bitching and complaiing about it being a sausage fest...what if I don't like anyone..etc etc...are introverted shut ins that wouldn't even go in any condition.

Yeah I know! It seems like 80% of the DGs on here are that way!!!!!!!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 06-29-16, 09:21 PM

Will not be able to attend.

$40 to my name.

**BIGDAY** · 06-29-16, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Will not be able to attend.

$40 to my name.

Mo. Lots of time. Slam some parlays.

**BIGDAY** · 06-29-16, 09:58 PM

I'll get cash from my trapping.

$10 Muskrat pelt
$25 Coyote

**eidolon** · 06-30-16, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by Capybara

JJ has never gone to one, right? Kind of sad. Coach, how can you be the Forum Icon and never attend the actual events?

You'd be treated like Royalty, like a Hollywood celeb, everyone coming up to you with gifts and flowing praise... JJ, will you take a picture with me?...

Where the fukk else in your life are you going to be a King like that????? WTF? Missed opportunity! Just sayin, man.

JJ would lose his mystic of being a bum and a maniac; because the guy is actually a normal guy that doesn't mind being the punching bag of jokes for a few bucks.

**agendaman** · 06-30-16, 12:22 AM

i.m in will donate $100 to charity and become pro

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 06-30-16, 12:48 AM

I'm in but I dont want my room next too devilcheese. That guy was a party rock star

**jjgold** · 06-30-16, 12:56 AM

I think when it's all said and done you must get between 30–50 people because of the far location

I would think at least 60% of the people that go are not day to day posters