Finals Resuls Vegas Tourney Bash

Antibet · 03-21-16, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No activities

jjgold · 03-21-16, 12:18 PM

Penguin good one

vividjohn45 · 03-21-16, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Three people showed up
3 total hours

No food
No liquor
No pussy
No activities
Meet and greet was all they had

Guys if not sanctioned they do not work

Geez. Which is more fun. ? Watching paint dry > unsanctioned sbr bash.

BIGDAY · 03-21-16, 12:32 PM

jjgold · 03-21-16, 01:02 PM

I keep repeating

Nobody shows

Everyone afraid of Corbin

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 01:16 PM

more afraid that guys like these will show:

Seeweed, with his slithering around and cagy stares, scares off everyone but Antibet

and Waves? who the fuk can stand takin the risk that the unsocial risperdal poppin' Mayo Clinic man-boob posterboy will show up and ruin the party like he damn near did at the last bash:

SharpAngles · 03-21-16, 01:23 PM

Excellent work coach! Who do these guys think they are? They found out who really runs Vegas

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 01:28 PM

when i head out there this summer jj, i hope you come out of the shadows and try to stop the impromptu Bash I put together....

I'll be sure my Security Team videos the desert scene when they dump you 20 miles outside of Vegas, hogtied and wearing nothing but the saggy, recently soiled, tighty whities you ruined as a result of your capture/abduction, and of course your signature shades

CWD · 03-21-16, 01:52 PM

is this the one

https://youtu.be/CSRlaOlKqD4

jjgold · 03-21-16, 01:54 PM

Your at the end of the ropes friend

Originally posted by Auto Donk

when i head out there this summer jj, i hope you come out of the shadows and try to stop the impromptu Bash I put together....

I'll be sure my Security Team videos the desert scene when they dump you 20 miles outside of Vegas, hogtied and wearing nothing but the saggy, recently soiled, tighty whities you ruined as a result of your capture/abduction, and of course your signature shades

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 02:05 PM

I'm looking forward to the day when a couple guys in suits grab you and toss your ass through a pane of glass for shooting unauthorized video of their "antiquated book"......

maybe I can use those "ropes" i'm at the end of to tie a tourniquet or two for you before you bleed to death on the sidewalk......

do not show up at my get together in Vegas this summer.... you can't some "strong" or "heavy" enough

jjgold · 03-21-16, 02:11 PM

Automan when you coming?

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 02:17 PM

not sure yet; but like last time I'll give you plenty of notice and buy you dinner at Mortons or whatever top-end steakhouse you prefer....

my treat.....

because I care.....

probably staying at the Palms..... easy access to the Rio, and isn't the Rio...

jjgold · 03-21-16, 02:49 PM

Palms is good

Let's go to sex den also

Leave wife on Hotel

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Palms is good

Let's go to sex den also

Leave wife on Hotel

she's pretty fiesty.... pretty sure that helicopter is not leaving with only us in it.... once she sees that we're trying to ditch her, I predict very little chance of successfully leaving her on the Palms

jjgold · 03-21-16, 03:28 PM

Leave her back in Houston

I am not dealing with her at table

Smoke · 03-21-16, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Leave her back in Houston

I am not dealing with her at table

stop

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Leave her back in Houston

I am not dealing with her at table

given that she usually wears tight "push up" corsets with sheer shirts over them, if that, it's probably best that we not have her at the table, as there'd certainly be additional "hollandaise-lookin'" yellowish-tint sauce flying from your crotchal region and up on top of the black table cloth....

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-21-16, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Three people showed up
3 total hours

No food
No liquor
No pussy
No activities
Meet and greet was all they had

Guys if not sanctioned they do not work

Coach, you won. You stopped people from having FUN.

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Coach, you won. You stopped people from having FUN.

it'll be fun to watch him stammer over his words at dinner sitting across from the missus.....

we may have to request that the seating be scotchgaurded before his arrival.....

JJ hasn;t had an actual conversation with anyone with a rack like this in years...uh... scrath that... probably ever....

El Nino · 03-21-16, 03:47 PM

Bash was a TREMENDOUS success! Congrats to poster jakepeavy for winning the poker tournament. Thanks to Mr. Walker for the open bar & for using his connections to get booya out of jail.

Can't wait for the next sanctioned mini-bash.

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 03:53 PM

If jake won the trny via a bevy of seemingly astonishing good luck, it was MOST DEFINITELY an Official SBR-sanctioned Mini-Bash!!!!

USCPHILLYGUY · 03-21-16, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Bash was a TREMENDOUS success! Congrats to poster jakepeavy for winning the poker tournament. Thanks to Mr. Walker for the open bar & for using his connections to get booya out of jail.

Can't wait for the next sanctioned mini-bash.

El Nino · 03-21-16, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

If jake won the trny via a bevy of seemingly astonishing good luck, it was MOST DEFINITELY an Official SBR-sanctioned Mini-Bash!!!!

I do recall cries of "RIGGED SHITHOLE" being tossed around a lot.

jjgold · 03-21-16, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

it'll be fun to watch him stammer over his words at dinner sitting across from the missus.....

we may have to request that the seating be scotchgaurded before his arrival.....

JJ hasn;t had an actual conversation with anyone with a rack like this in years...uh... scrath that... probably ever....

I am mature and very educated Son

Diggity yes we stopped it

Nobody has fun on my land

USCPHILLYGUY · 03-21-16, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am mature and very educated Son

Diggity yes we stopped it

Nobody has fun on my land

Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here

DiggityDaggityDo · 03-21-16, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here

Phillyguy, what was the trick?

Also, did you fuk her?

CWD · 03-21-16, 05:31 PM

diggity get your mind out of gutter for at least 5 min

im starting to think this isnt a phase with you

Dirty Sanchez · 03-21-16, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Palms is good

Let's go to sex den also

Leave wife on Hotel

jjgold · 03-21-16, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Phillyguy, what was the trick?

Also, did you fuk her?

Diggity nobody fuks nobody here

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

Gotta disagree coach....had a blast...met booya and jakey so can scratch that off my bucket list! Amazing dinner at Craftworks and met an asian hotty who taught me how to turn $20 into $753 in the penny slots!! Im ready to move out here

since, unlike some posters here, I do NOT have the yellow fever, I'm more interested in her slot strategy......

Auto Donk · 03-21-16, 07:24 PM

shit, I just re-read my post above.... even when I'm trying to say something non-sexual, I still managed to reference "her slot".....

I guess some of us (well, me and diggity) always have sex on our minds, even if it's only subconsciously......

having said all that, did you bang the asian slot master, USCPhilly?

jjgold · 03-21-16, 07:27 PM

Automan there is still a +175 chance your 5-7, 121 pounds

I do not care man we can still hang out

Jayvegas420 · 03-21-16, 07:52 PM

When are you planning for this summer donker?