1st Date Tonight in 7 Years

BrickJames · 07-23-15, 08:20 AM

Guys, wereing a condom is the exact opposite of gambling. Don't you ever want to play "guess the STD?" Or "whos your daddy?".

Catching aids is like hitting the powerball. Except in a bad way lol

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 07-23-15, 08:22 AM

This thread quickly produced some predictably disturbing results.

Antibet · 07-23-15, 09:23 AM

American women are so fat and unattractive, all you can do is eat burgers and drink bear with them. And when you talk to them, they think you are funny and they start laughing like horses. But you are not trying to be funny: you are just making a conversation with a human being, but American women are not humans - all they are interested is food, money and sex. They are animals.

BrickJames · 07-23-15, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Antibet

American women are so fat and unattractive, all you can do is eat burgers and drink bear with them. And when you talk to them, they think you are funny and they start laughing like horses. But you are not trying to be funny: you are just making a conversation with a human being, but American women are not humans - all they are interested is food, money and sex. They are animals.

Sounds about right.

Where are you from?

Antibet · 07-23-15, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Sounds about right.

Where are you from?

I'm from San Francisco.

stevek173 · 07-23-15, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

final results

we had burgers
beer
talked

she left

MEN THE STREAK IS STILL ALIVE

Nothing wrong with that.

Followup scheduled?

badgerguy · 07-23-15, 10:02 AM

JJ, im so disappointed man. Those 50+ year olds love the D bro. Did you pass the fuk out or what?

jjgold · 07-23-15, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by badgerguy

JJ, im so disappointed man. Those 50+ year olds love the D bro. Did you pass the fuk out or what?

she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 07-23-15, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute

She must have been nervous / excited. Maybe she knows who you are and that she was in the presence of of a living legend.

You are[ the Kareem Abdul Jabbar of forum-ville and it would be in her best interest tot recognize this. Either way she clearly recognizes that you are big time.

DwightShrute · 07-23-15, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

final results

we had burgers
beer
talked

she left

MEN THE STREAK IS STILL ALIVE

you told her you were voting Hillary didn't you?

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-23-15, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

she showed no interest..all she did was talk too much about everything a mile a minute

Fukk... You picked up a tweaker, coach.

You better make sure she did not rob you. Do you still have your $9k+ wad?

jjgold · 07-23-15, 10:59 AM

yes Diggity

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-23-15, 11:01 AM

Be careful coach. She was probably just scoping the place out.

She might show up later tonight or tomorrow with her boyfriend and a gun.

stay safe.

MoMoneyMoVaughn · 07-23-15, 11:07 AM

JJ is always carrying.

I feel bad for the boyfriend. If he pulls, JJ will put him down.

stevek173 · 07-23-15, 11:42 AM

It's cool you chilled with her man. Keep swinging.

xKMACKx · 07-23-15, 01:17 PM

Have you considered tinder by any chance? if you cant get laid off there then theres no hope

jjgold · 07-23-15, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by xKMACKx

Have you considered tinder by any chance? if you cant get laid off there then theres no hope

I tried but never even got a reply in 1 month

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-23-15, 02:46 PM

JJ you had pussy in your hotel room and couldn't close the deal.

stevek173 · 07-23-15, 02:47 PM

must have misplaced the roofies

jjgold · 07-23-15, 02:54 PM

Never have
I am a loser

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

JJ you had pussy in your hotel room and couldn't close the deal.

sam9ball · 07-23-15, 02:58 PM

JJ, has class he doesn't want just any ol' piece of puntang. He wants some good looking athletic tight piece.
Way to go JJ dont just settle for anything that comes knocking at your door.

stevek173 · 07-23-15, 03:04 PM

just kidding about the roofies and duct tape

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-23-15, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by sam9ball

JJ, has class he doesn't want just any ol' piece of puntang. He wants some good looking athletic tight piece.
Way to go JJ dont just settle for anything that comes knocking at your door.

Then why even invite this girl back to his hotel room?

Smoke · 07-23-15, 03:17 PM

Shady would've sealed the deal

sam9ball · 07-23-15, 03:18 PM

He was testing the waters, really wanted to see if he could actually get some fish to bite.

jjgold · 07-23-15, 04:44 PM

I'm predicting the streak of not getting laid could go on for another two years

RealSlimShady · 07-23-15, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Smoke

Shady would've sealed the deal

KVB · 07-23-15, 05:11 PM

this whole thread

jjgold · 07-23-15, 05:59 PM

I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195

Dirty Sanchez · 07-23-15, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195

Did you ever give a thought of wearing a ski mask?

pavyracer · 07-23-15, 06:28 PM

190 pounds - 5'-11"

Sting like a bee move like a butterfly.

jjgold · 07-23-15, 06:32 PM

Paver it was an embarassment
Shame on me

I failed the board

stevek173 · 07-23-15, 06:34 PM

Call her

If you get voicemail instead if a quick hang up you're in

jjgold · 07-23-15, 06:58 PM

Fuk her

I am done dating

No action so not worth it

I spent $15

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-23-15, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wasn't hard anyway plus she looked about 195

Oh so she was 5 pounds to heavy for you?

I mean you were OK with 190.