Epic Prison Escape in NY

[Giants007]

ya gotta admit this story had everything

a joke of a prison / a Great escape / smuggling / sex / a fat whore / a clueless stupid husband / a big penis / stolen weapons / stupid cops / fine art / shit / drinking / pepper / death

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

He looks pretty rough in this picture.

[Auto Donk]

He looks pretty rough in this picture.

damn, i thought this was an old Asuchwitz/WWII-era concentration camp liberation photo......

wondering why it was "in color"

[The Kraken]

I couldn't be happier he was taken alive

Now we can get the juicy details, like did they have sex the night before Matt got popped, in honour of gay pride week of course

It will all make for a better movie

[DwightShrute]

He looks pretty rough in this picture.

he's gonna serve some real hard time now.

great job by the police! Those people who live nearby there can finally have a solid night of rest.

[jtoler]

Smart to drag it out all evening, then say sorry he didn't make it.

[Auto Donk]

lol.... watching cnn right now.... all these cops, heads of their respective forces, come marching in before the speaker, gov cuomo....

once all these proud-looking cops lined up, the govenor should've turned around and said to all of them, in a very Trump-like manner,
"YOU'RE FIRED".............

most incompetent manhunt ever

[Giants007]

most incompetent manhunt ever is 100% accurate, I enjoyed last weeks shitshow when they had them cornered near the railroad tracks in that small town 350 miles away from the prison after they were spotted in a car with PA plates and 2 girls

[TwoWays]

Shoulda just booted up the computer and hit Google live.

[jjgold]

Hard time?

I doubt it

He is in for life anyway

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

And now...

DEEP THOUGHTS
by SBRJackHandey
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I really wish a NY state trooper shot Richard Matt,
and not some Border Patrol guy.
The trooper would have went for the biggest target,
and shot him in the cokk and balls.
Then he'd still be alive,
and could really do a kickass portrait,
of how Tillie's cumm splattered face looked,
after leaving the storage closet.

Azshole ruined the thread by getting caught

Back to the ghost investigations I guess.

DEEP THOUGHTS
by SBRJackHandey
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It'd be really cool if some posting ghosts escaped SBR,
and tried to flee to Seaweed or JayVegas's homes in Canada.
Then the ghosts could make up even more ghosts,
and post as Canadian fugitives.
The ghosts would do better with Jay,
because at Seaweed's they would have to protect their sphincter,
from Bottom Dad and the random Tim Horton's employee.
Shari and jj would lead the search to find them.
Baldy's chrome dome would make an excellent natural searchlight,
what with both the sun and moon's rays bouncing off it.

[recon1]

I'll bet these two weather or not still together have not moved more than 10 square miles of prison, but if aided and abetted by friends or family sky is the limit.

I said would be lucky if captured alive and went 50% on that and caught little more distance than i thought, but still within local jurisdiction.

[DwightShrute]

And now...

DEEP THOUGHTS
by SBRJackHandey
******************
I really wish a NY state trooper shot Richard Matt,
and not some Border Patrol guy.
The trooper would have went for the biggest target,
and shot him in the cokk and balls.
Then he'd still be alive,
and could really do a kickass portrait,
of how Tillie's cumm splattered face looked,
after leaving the storage closet.



DEEP THOUGHTS
by SBRJackHandey
******************
It'd be really cool if some posting ghosts escaped SBR,
and tried to flee to Seaweed or JayVegas's homes in Canada.
Then the ghosts could make up even more ghosts,
and post as Canadian fugitives.
The ghosts would do better with Jay,
because at Seaweed's they would have to protect their sphincter,
from Bottom Dad and the random Tim Horton's employee.
Shari and jj would lead the search to find them.
Baldy's chrome dome would make an excellent natural searchlight,
what with both the sun and moon's rays bouncing off it.

[PAULYPOKER]

Sweat shot twice in a field near Canadian border...transported to local hospital in Malone, NY....surprised he wasn't popped three times in the dome like Matt

Nah....

Think "Boston strong"

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

BREAKING NEWS: Sweat just transferred to Albany Med Hospital in ambulance accompanied by multiple State Trooper escort.
(Albany Med is a trauma center)

Local news going bonkers... unfortunately, lookey-loos starting to gather.... I'm very familiar w/ Albany Med

[jaytee20]

I'll admit it. Rootin' for the live one.

[sandos139]

Sweat in critical condition...looks like the pig might of taken him out afterall

[Roadtrip635]

It's gonna be interesting as the details of this whole mess come trickling out. I'm sure there are a couple of correctional officers shitting their own britches that Sweat was caught alive. There's gonna be at least 1-2 more CO's strung up for their involvement in the escape. Cops got really lucky, sounds like Sweat slipped their perimeter again after Cawk Man was killed.

Interested to hear what the exact total cost for this near fiasco.

[DwightShrute]

=sandos139; Sweat in critical condition...

awwww too bad

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Sweat in a secured ward @ Albany Med; hospital has a contract w/ Dept of Corrections and has trained personnel specifically for this separate floor unit. Critical condition, true, but appears they believe he will survive (surgery likely, tho... so of course anything can happen).

Only value he has are the details he can potentially provide to implicate more Clinton Correction employees, which hopefully will occur down the road (when he and his lawyer try to horse-trade); odds more people at the Clinton facility helped in their escape... close to 100%.

Let's hope once the authorities obtain all pertinent information... Sweat drops dead from an aneurysm.

ADDENDUM: In a somewhat interesting twist, Sweat is now only about ~10 miles from Joyce Mitchell. She's locked up in Troy... he's just across the Hudson River @ hospital.

If he only had his buddy's johnson, maybe he could reach her nasty ass......

[paco]

Wonder if white people will come out & protest that sweat was shot while unarmed. #prisonescapeelivesmatter lol

[Giants007]

no, white people have class and don't burn, loot, protest when mad

[DwightShrute]

no, white people have class and don't burn, loot, protest when mad

what?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

no, white people have class and don't burn, loot, protest when mad

[Giants007]

what do you mean "what?" you read it correct

[Giants007]

wow you point out 1 time and of course Canadians were involved

[Giants007]

you don't see CNN on the streets watching white people ruin a city

[The Kraken]

Whites are just content, dont give a damn about anything but whats going on in their own lives

Its a product of the system in which they have been raised.

To say whites don't loot and riot when mad is not necessarily a good thing.

Sometimes it's needed and mot after a hockey match.

On one side, its nice there is order. Ont he flip side, its mainly due to being apaetic and content.

Why ruin a good thing? Aint us being profiled against

[Giants007]

if a black killer escaped a prison, and later was shot unarmed by a white cop, shit would hit the fan

[DwightShrute]

[Zenyatta 19-1]

what if i saw him and shot him? Would I have been in trouble? What if I shot and killed him?

[Giants007]

those pics you guys posted are cute, should I fire off some shots and post some Baltimore / Ferguson pics where law enforcement was threatened and rival gangs were gathering together vs whites just because they were mad

[yydouble]

Well I can see the thread is deteriorating quickly so I will say my good bye.

Thanks for all the laughs JJ, ra77er, BrickJames, Kraken and Ralphie just to name a few and all the others with great updates and input. It really is a fun read from front to back as well as a virtual time line of events.

My final thoughts are basically thank God no one got hurt and:

These guys really had it all.
Corner cell in the honor block, fridge in the room, casual Friday every day, in house pussy, good hamburgers, tailored clothing, friendly guards, arts and crafts, no bed checks, respect from their peers, 3 meals a day and a bed to sleep on.
They traded it all for three weeks in the woods in the peak of black fly season by themselves under extreme pressure and stress.

Let it be a lesson to all.

Be careful what you wish for.

[compaqDikk]

i heard they scattered Mattys ashes next to the late John Holmes tombstone in van nuys, cali

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Probably all Canadians