Epic Prison Escape in NY

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Just another reason the world thinks Canadians are soft. That basturd chops a guys head off and eats on him like bucket of KFC while taking a bus trip and only does 6 years. That's beyond messed up.

Soft on crime you mean. America hasn't had a legit cannibal since the 80's.

Now thats soft.

[Booya711]

Canada's main blemish is that it houses that dumbfukk seaweed..

Other than that Canada seems pretty legit but please take bieber back north

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Just like the US, Canada is a very diverse place.

Toronto totally different from the rest of the country. East, West or MidWest are all very different culturally.

People from Mulga, Alabama probably don't share much in common with people from Portland.

In fact, I would say many Americans/Canadians are more alike than some of their fellow countryman. Portland / Vancouver very similar. Maine and New Brunswick are very similar.

[manny24]

Mo at least everyone can agree that Montreal is Canadas New Jersey/ Detroit and should be leveled start over

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I would say Winnipeg.

Winnipeg is a serious shit hole. Very dangerous.

[Auto Donk]

this thread is losing its focus..... no one gives a shit about maple syrup, bacon, or hockey.....

we do care about whether Ms. Piggy rode the stump.......

focus, gentlemen, focus..........

tho i will throw in, on the canadian topic, if the canadian govt was aware of seeweed -- and the rest of the world knew of him as well for that matter -- he'd have a status very similar to that of Eric Snowden.... no country would claim him and he'd be asking people in a non-territorial airport lounge somewhere in Siberia what they had for breakfast and how many times they fart per day........

[Roadtrip635]

The dominoes are starting to topple, heads are starting to roll

Superintendent Steven Racette and Deputy Superintendent Stephen Brown of the Clinton Correctional Facility have been placed on administrative leave, according to a state official briefed on the investigation

[Auto Donk]

one word sums up the corruption, incompetence, sleeze, etc.: CLINTON

You could have renamed Mother Teresa "Mother Teresa Clinton" and within a year she'd have been scamming money off people, fukkin altar boys, lying her ass off about everything under the sun, and heading straight to hell.......

yep, stick the name CLINTON on anything it will fukk it up in ways way worse than you or anyone else could have ever imagined......

[Roadtrip635]

Former FBI assistant director cast doubt on the plan that Sweat described to investigators."I don't think they'd take the time to go divert to her house just to kill her husband...That just wastes time,"

Mitchell's failure to pick up the escapees at the manhole likely saved her life.


"They would have had no use for her whatsoever," he said. "They used her, and they would have tossed her out right away. And then she would have been in a very shallow grave within hours."

Yep she woulda been pumped, stumped, then dumped!

The FBI has launched a probe into possible broader corruption at the Clinton Correctional Facility. That investigation is looking into possible drug trafficking and other criminal behavior among prison employees and inmates. Some employees interviewed have told investigators about heroin use among prisoners and the role of employees in the drug trade.

Life gonna get rough inside Clinton Correctional, drugs not coming in like they used to, bunch of inmates going thru withdrawals. Wouldn't be surprised if there is prison riot there soon. That would give this thread a new twist! A good o'l fashioned prison riot.

[Darkside Magick]

Mo at least everyone can agree that Montreal is Canadas New Jersey/ Detroit and should be leveled start over

Why.....Montreal have some of the hottest women in North America!!!!!

[Smoke]

Canada's main blemish is that it houses that dumbfukk seaweed..

[Roadtrip635]

Anyone need a job? Looks like Clinton Correctional has a bunch of new positions opening up. The State is gonna make examples of those corrupt fukks.

Three members of Clinton Correctional Facility's executive team, and nine security staff employees, have been placed on administrative leave as part of the review according to New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision.

[Auto Donk]

Yep she woulda been pumped, stumped, then dumped!

i doubt they'd have killed her.... they'd probably show mercy and, as part of their genius planning, drop her off in a pasture full of cows, tie her to a tree, and leave her.....

she wouldn't be discovered for a week or two by the sharp as hell cops, etc., as she'd blend in with the herd

[jjgold]

How many guys do you think were in on it at the prison??

[sandos139]

Sweat revealed to authorities that Matt was blazing that sticky icky and slowing him down...I don't care if he crapped his undies..this ***** was a G

[tony_come]

They should have never went into the woods

[Auto Donk]

going thru uncharted brush country is tough stone cold sober... not getting turned around, etc... doing it stoned damn near impossible.....

getting a clearer picture of why these dumbasses were averaging around a mile per day.......

matt probably smoked weed in a home-made bowl that he made out of an empty copehagen can he found in one of the upstate redneck hunting camps they broke into, and sat there high as shit playing with his huge kahk for a good hour or two each day thinkin' about that "nice" jailhouse pussy he had now deprived himself of by escaping........

Ol Big Dick should have thought this thru, being the supposed genius, and he would have probably figured out he should follow the old rule "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."

as it was prior to the escape, he had free rent/board, free pussy, free heroin, and no job responsibilities or money worries whatsoever, freedom to pursue his passion, painting, with no one bitching "go get a job, mutha fkca", etc........

[jjgold]

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — The superintendent at the northern New York prison where two killers escaped three weeks ago and his deputy in charge of security are among 12 more staff who have been put on administrative leave, officials said Tuesday.

[Smoke]

They should have never went into the woods

Toniest they never did

It was a hologram

[tony_come]

Toniest they never did

It was a hologram

Smokiest would you go into the woods with Matt or sweat?

[DwightShrute]

ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) — The superintendent at the northern New York prison where two killers escaped three weeks ago and his deputy in charge of security are among 12 more staff who have been put on administrative leave, officials said Tuesday.

Sweat is singing

[tony_come]

Smokiest matt or sweat? To be in the woods with

[Smoke]

Toniest neither

Joyce Mitchell

[tony_come]

Smokiest Mitchell didn't go into the woods

[tony_come]

Smokiest I followed the news, matt and sweat was in the woods

[Auto Donk]

Smokiest matt or sweat? To be in the woods with

well, this is best answered by whether your ass is better equipped to handle a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can, or an amputee's stump portraying itself as an arm.......

[jjgold]

New York prison escapee, David Sweat was finally brought back into custody Sunday after evading the cops for more than three weeks. But in the twenty-four hours since his apprehension, RadarOnline.com has learned, he’s already made a secret deal to betray his former accomplice, prison worker Joyce Mitchell, and testify against her in exchange for cushy prison digs.
Clinton Correctional Facility employees Gene Palmer and Joyce Mitchell, arefacing criminal charges for aiding in the escape of convicted murderers Sweat and Richard Matt.

[Smoke]

Smokiest I followed the news, matt and sweat was in the woods

Not true. News was wrong toniest.

She was in woods

[tony_come]

well, this is best answered by whether your ass is better equipped to handle a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can, or an amputee's stump portraying itself as an arm.......

Hard decision...

[Auto Donk]

perhaps the question is better asked as "whether you'd prefer a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can up your ass, or perhaps would prefer an amputee's stumpy arm invading your cinnamon ring."

[PAULYPOKER]

This is an epic thread that will be bumped in 30 years by people who have not even been born yet.

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[manny24]

they had to kill Matt

a jury of his peers would of been hung too

[Ra77er]

[Auto Donk]

we all laffed when the cop in charge told his men "be sure to look up," yet it just came out Sweat climbed up in a tree stand used by hunters when the cops were close to catching him, and the dumb asses walked right under him without noticing him a mere ten feet above them!!!

talk about an adrenaline spike.........

[tony_come]

perhaps the question is better asked as "whether you'd prefer a ten inch kahk with the girth of a coke can up your ass, or perhaps would prefer an amputee's stumpy arm invading your cinnamon ring."

Still hard decision..