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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1751
    Originally posted by The Giant
    Life was more exciting when these guys were on the run.
    agreed.

    those pigs didnt have to shoot mr big kawk in the back 16 times as he tried to run away.
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    • manny24
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-22-07
      • 20046

      #1752
      Originally posted by Big Bear
      agreed.

      those pigs didnt have to shoot mr big kawk in the back 16 times as he tried to run away.
      what if it was YOUR wife taking the hit every spare minute on the cellblock though Bear?

      i know your pimp hand is strong Bear but some brothers wives cheat on them too ya know

      it happens
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      • PittsburghPlayer
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-11-10
        • 6760

        #1753
        In light of the thread being bumped this morning, this...

        Captured prison escapee David Sweat is back in a maximum security prison for the first time in nearly a month, according to the New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision. Sweat, 35, was released from Albany Medical Center early Sunday morning and brought to Five Points Correctional Facility in Romulus, New York.

        Also,

        "Agents verbally ordered Richard Matt to put his hands up. An agent observed the individual fail to comply with the verbal commands and aim what was later determined to be a 20-gauge shotgun at him. The agent discharged his service-issued M-4 rifle, striking the individual, who died at the scene."

        An autopsy shows Matt was killed by three shots to the head, according to the New York State Police.
        Last edited by PittsburghPlayer; 07-05-15, 02:53 PM.
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        • DwightShrute
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-17-09
          • 103049

          #1754
          ROMULUS, N.Y. – The surviving escapee from a prison break and three-week manhunt will spend 23 hours a day in a maximum-security cell, much more confined than he and a fellow murder convict were in the prison from which they managed a getaway, officials said Sunday.

          http://globalnews.ca/news/2092713/ca...386942ca4b39da
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          • jtoler
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-17-13
            • 30967

            #1755
            Originally posted by DwightShrute
            ROMULUS, N.Y. – The surviving escapee from a prison break and three-week manhunt will spend 23 hours a day in a maximum-security cell, much more confined than he and a fellow murder convict were in the prison from which they managed a getaway, officials said Sunday.

            http://globalnews.ca/news/2092713/ca...386942ca4b39da
            Was it worth it?
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #1756
              Not worth it

              I'm sure it's a decent cell though I don't think it's in darkness all day
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              • manny24
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-22-07
                • 20046

                #1757
                coroners office will retain Matts rooster castings

                regional museums of criminal justice will get latex-free silicone one offs
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                • Thor4140
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-09-08
                  • 22296

                  #1758
                  Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #1759
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                    • Roadtrip635
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-07-10
                      • 6129

                      #1760
                      Originally posted by manny24
                      coroners office will retain Matts rooster castings

                      regional museums of criminal justice will get latex-free silicone one offs
                      Hopefully he had a will and donated his member to the The Icelandic Phallological Museum.


                      The museum contains a collection of more than 215 penises and penile parts belonging to almost all the land and sea mammals that can be found in Iceland. The museum includes specimens from whales, seals, walrus, polar bears, elephants as well as other land mammals. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens. The museum also includes various artwork and molds. There is also a gift shop to purchase a souvenir of your visit.



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                      • The Kraken
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-25-11
                        • 28918

                        #1761
                        Three shots to the head? Thats impressive shooting.

                        Also the trooper that hit Sweat twice in the thorax as he was running away, fukking impressive.
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                        • DwightShrute
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-17-09
                          • 103049

                          #1762
                          he's 35 and this is what he will see for 23 hours a day everyday for the rest of his life

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                          • sandos139
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-27-14
                            • 569

                            #1763


                            Originally posted by Thor4140
                            Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.
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                            • makaveli66
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-13-10
                              • 1850

                              #1764
                              Cops killing people is not impressive at all. Sweat killing a cop, then escaping in the manner he did is impressive
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #1765
                                Originally posted by makaveli66
                                Sweat killing a cop, then escaping in the manner he did is impressive
                                Ah, yeah, sure it is... and Dwight posted his prestigious 'prize' for all that impressiveness:



                                You must still be impressed by the prizes found in these... CONGRATS.

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                                • manny24
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-22-07
                                  • 20046

                                  #1766
                                  Originally posted by Thor4140
                                  Sad to see this thread close up eventually. All the guys who love to talk about coks, like they are somehow being funny, will be missed. I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, secretly have suk one from time to time. Guys getting all giddy about another guys cok and being able to talk about it with other guys makes a pussy lover just shake his head.

                                  it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

                                  grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

                                  get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

                                  you're better than this Thor
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                                  • Smoke
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 10-09-09
                                    • 48111

                                    #1767
                                    Originally posted by manny24
                                    it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

                                    grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

                                    get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

                                    you're better than this Thor
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                                    • Big Bear
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-01-11
                                      • 43253

                                      #1768
                                      Originally posted by manny24
                                      it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

                                      grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

                                      get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

                                      you're better than this Thor
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #1769
                                        Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                        he's 35 and this is what he will see for 23 hours a day everyday for the rest of his life

                                        bullshit on that.....

                                        he gets a f'n desk????? and a night table????? a private toilet instead of a grate in the flooring????

                                        f'n easy street......... put him down in a hole like Boss did to Cool Hand Luke........
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #1770
                                          Originally posted by Thor4140
                                          I kinda wonder if these guys who are big fans of the cok, .....
                                          you have the words shuffled in this sentence.....

                                          should read "these guys who are fans of BIG cok"....

                                          it was clearly the size of Matt's kahk that had sbr'ers enthralled.....

                                          no one was yappin' about sweat's junk, the husband's junk, the gaurds' collective junk, or even the warden's pathetic junk.....

                                          bunch of size queens running through here........
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                                          • Thor4140
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-09-08
                                            • 22296

                                            #1771
                                            Originally posted by manny24
                                            it's obvious that you love pussy but never get any Thor and that is because you are too uptight

                                            grab a bottle of grape gin then find a quiet place in the woods to loosen the grip on your rooster Thor let the blood circulate

                                            get your caulk jokes game in order before coming in here with this shit next time you old pimp

                                            you're better than this Thor
                                            this is obvious? i have had a girlfriend the last six years. What is obvious is u like to get giddy about another guys cok. Simple as that
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                                            • PAULYPOKER
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-06-08
                                              • 36581

                                              #1772
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                                              • DwightShrute
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 01-17-09
                                                • 103049

                                                #1773
                                                Originally posted by Thor4140
                                                i have had a girlfriend the last six years.
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                                                • PAULYPOKER
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-06-08
                                                  • 36581

                                                  #1774
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                                                  • PAULYPOKER
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-06-08
                                                    • 36581

                                                    #1775
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                                                    • makaveli66
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-13-10
                                                      • 1850

                                                      #1776
                                                      How old are u DONK?
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                                                      • makaveli66
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-13-10
                                                        • 1850

                                                        #1777
                                                        Old as f*ck like most here? A coward for sure
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                                                        • Big Bear
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-01-11
                                                          • 43253

                                                          #1778
                                                          Originally posted by makaveli66
                                                          How old are u DONK?
                                                          he is an attorney man. Guy is like 45 years old but he says he is hung like a horse.

                                                          always telling us about his sexual experiences. Mainly ass up face down sex

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                                                          • Auto Donk
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 09-03-13
                                                            • 43558

                                                            #1779
                                                            Originally posted by DwightShrute

                                                            cute face, but needs to have her boob job redone.......

                                                            also, her pussy seems a lttle high up on her body.... Are you sure she didn't used to be a man?

                                                            (kinda resembles that guy that won the decathalon back in the mid 70's at the olympics.....)

                                                            looks like the doctor forgot to stitch back up that gaping, out-of-place pussy after the episiotomy she got while having her last child.....

                                                            and, looks like she smokes cigarettes.....
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                                                            • Auto Donk
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-03-13
                                                              • 43558

                                                              #1780
                                                              Originally posted by makaveli66
                                                              How old are u DONK?
                                                              Old enough......

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                                                              • MeatWad
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-18-12
                                                                • 1572

                                                                #1781
                                                                You forgot to mention the biggest selling point of that cell, the window view! Is that a prison cell or an advertisement for a resort retirement community?

                                                                Trying spending an indeterminate amount of time in this 130 yo windowless stinking hellhole. Even the bars are covered with metal and the walls are painted peeled and covered with graffiti from people losing their minds.

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                                                                • Big Bear
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-01-11
                                                                  • 43253

                                                                  #1782
                                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                                  Old enough......

                                                                  great movie
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                                                                  • brooks85
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 01-05-09
                                                                    • 44709

                                                                    #1783
                                                                    this is what happens when you mess with the union's paycheck

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                                                                    • compaqDikk
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 10-08-05
                                                                      • 5699

                                                                      #1784
                                                                      we've got bush




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                                                                      • compaqDikk
                                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                        • 10-08-05
                                                                        • 5699

                                                                        #1785
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