Had to go to the ER this morning.....

Russian Rocket · 08-04-14, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Rocket, tell that chick Privet from me!

Nino, she told me that you can come by and tell her Privet yourself, pal

itchypickle · 08-04-14, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by BIGDAY

Which will it be..?
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wrong on so many levels...but funny as hell at the same time.

BatemanPatrickl · 08-04-14, 10:14 PM

Give us an update Opie...

El Nino · 08-04-14, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Nino, she told me that you can come by and tell her Privet yourself, pal

TwoWays · 08-04-14, 10:25 PM

Why don't they just give opie a local anesthetic and go get it out with forceps?? Seems straightforward.

mikejamm · 08-04-14, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

opie is gonna give birth to a stone that looks like baby jesus

sell it on ebay for like 1600 USD

the rich gettin richer

Right on Prick, sell that fuk'er on ebay!

Nah, it's probably gonna look like sarah palin with big ass pointy jagged nose!

mikejamm · 08-04-14, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Damn, I thought for sure when I started reading this thread that by page 5 it would've passed by now.

Stay strong Opie. You may have a few days left of this nonsense if kidneystoners.org are right

Shari with the charts and graphs!

"This is how much fuk'in pain your dick is gonna endure as a big fuk'in hillbilly crack rock passes out the very small opening of your pee hole!

King Mayan · 08-04-14, 10:43 PM

My left kidney has been hurting since Opie started this thread..

Russian Rocket · 08-04-14, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

My left kidney has been hurting since Opie started this thread..

Mayan, check you've accidentally left the needle there from 2 day ago

mikejamm · 08-04-14, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Opie are you trying these sbr remedies??

Some seem good

Yeah cause we're all fuk'in doctors here!

Originally posted by jjgold

Opie I am rooting for you

What a pain in ass

Get well

No, pain in the prick, get the shit right JJ!

mikejamm · 08-04-14, 10:48 PM

This too shall pass..... meh... maybe not!

mikejamm · 08-04-14, 10:57 PM

I stayed at a red roof inn last night, so I'm gonna tell how to fix this shit right now. Drink until you're piss fuk'in drunk! Get a heavy hard back book, insert your dick the middle and slam the book shut as hard as you fuk'in can.

Little rocks hurt less than big ones.

manny24 · 08-04-14, 11:32 PM

Rocket this girl looks like her name is Lexus

paco · 08-04-14, 11:33 PM

Get well soon Opie

Russian Rocket · 08-04-14, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by manny24

Rocket this girl looks like her name is Lexus

jjgold · 08-05-14, 07:47 AM

Opie update???

opie1988 · 08-05-14, 08:02 AM

Had no issues last night....THANK GOD. Couldn't have gone thru another nite like the 2 before. I actually feel ok right now. Much closer to normal as I have in several days.

Have an appointment with a urologist this morning at 10. Stone still hasn't passed, far as I know.

The ER doctor had told me that once the stone goes into the bladder, the majority of the pain is over. He said the urethra is where you have the pain.

I realize this is pretty graphic, but I feel like the stone is now located in my penis area. Lol. It seems like I can feel it there, or at least very close to there. Especially when I really have to pee. I'm expecting it to pop out into that strainer every time I take a leak. No sign yet. Hopefully soon.

As soon as it appears, I'll get a video up with it right away!

stealthyburrito · 08-05-14, 08:32 AM

That is disgusting.

I draw the line at a stone that came outta your pee hole.

shari91 · 08-05-14, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

That is disgusting.

I draw the line at a stone that came outta your pee hole.

Screw that! I want some closure here especially after seeing that pic itchy posted. It wouldn't be SBR if we didn't have a vid at the end of this all.

jjgold · 08-05-14, 09:14 AM

Opie get well

itchypickle · 08-05-14, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Had no issues last night....THANK GOD. Couldn't have gone thru another nite like the 2 before. I actually feel ok right now. Much closer to normal as I have in several days.

Have an appointment with a urologist this morning at 10. Stone still hasn't passed, far as I know.

The ER doctor had told me that once the stone goes into the bladder, the majority of the pain is over. He said the urethra is where you have the pain.

I realize this is pretty graphic, but I feel like the stone is now located in my penis area. Lol. It seems like I can feel it there, or at least very close to there. Especially when I really have to pee. I'm expecting it to pop out into that strainer every time I take a leak. No sign yet. Hopefully soon.

As soon as it appears, I'll get a video up with it right away!

Opie a real man would strap a GoPro to the penis and get the shot pal.

Almost over with...hang in there.

opie1988 · 08-05-14, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by itchypickle

Opie a real man would strap a GoPro to the penis and get the shot pal.

Almost over with...hang in there.

Nominated.

That's awesome! Great idea. Will look into it.

Dollars2Donuts · 08-05-14, 11:02 AM

Some stretching may help.....start with a knitting needle and work your way up to your middle finger. At that point that stone will just fall out with no issues at all.

(stay strong bro, we are all thinking of you (although we are trying our hardest not to))

D2D

El Nino · 08-05-14, 11:52 AM

Opie, make sure you scream at your penis as that barbed, calcified, urethra slicing, demon seed is coming out of your dick hole. It may help.

TwoWays · 08-05-14, 11:55 AM

opie is not a man like i thought. 7 pages of complaining and still no result. the sissy factor is a large part of what opie is.

King Mayan · 08-05-14, 12:07 PM

capitalist pig · 08-05-14, 12:59 PM

Both times I had a stone right before it passed I would see blood in my pee. I've been lucky or smart I changed my diet after two of those things. I'm going on 20 years without one.

Later

opie1988 · 08-05-14, 08:32 PM

UPDATE:

Urologist didn't have a hell of a lot of news for me. Basically, here's what he lined out....

There's a 70-80% chance this thing passes in the next 7 days. He knows it's already in my ureter, so that would be the next step. But he also knows that I can't live the way it's been going.

So if ain't out on its own in a week, he's going in to "retrieve it." His exact words. Basically, they shove a stint up thru your pee-hole, and stick some special forceps up there to pull it out. Sounds like fun, huh?

Upside is that, being a businessman, I also worked out a deal to have him give me a vasectomy at the same time for a pretty serious discount. +EV

Bostongambler · 08-05-14, 08:35 PM

Might as well go for the hat trick and get a prostate exam as well

Chi_archie · 08-05-14, 08:35 PM

May God Speed That Rock

manny24 · 08-05-14, 09:53 PM

mammogram for the b*tch t*ts

Brock Landers · 08-05-14, 09:54 PM

Texted you pal....get better!

BIGDAY · 08-05-14, 09:57 PM

Oh fawk.. Only on sbr can one get this kind of entertainment.

pavyracer · 08-05-14, 10:00 PM

Yeah. Good read.

TwoWays · 08-05-14, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

UPDATE:

So if ain't out on its own in a week, he's going in to "retrieve it." His exact words. Basically, they shove a stint up thru your pee-hole, and stick some special forceps up there to pull it out. Sounds like fun, huh?

bruh, a real man woulda taken this step and be done already. day 1, identify the rock. day 2, shove forceps up and get that thing. done. this thread would be only 2 pages long at most.